Showing up to my work, house and when im fucking shopping to beg me to take her back and forgive her for cheating. It’s been 7 years, leave me the fuck alone.
When she does that once a year thing where she turns into gelatinous material and sludges all over the place and repeats the words “I am a pink fluffy star” over and over in a manic voice but instead of remembering to lock herself in her room when it happens she forgets it’s that day and comes over to your house
Having her friends serve as a jury over all of your communications.
Talking to her friends about deeply sensitive topics / abusing trust. E.g., how you are in bed, what your struggles are. Abuse of emotional privilege. For whatever reason, tons of women think they get a pass for divulging sensitive information to their friends…
Expecting things from you without direct communication.
The same things that make men creepy really. Awkward behaviour, forced/weird flirting, staring, lack of social awareness, not “getting the hint”, obsessiveness, poor hygiene. It’s just that we associate those behaviours with men but I can tell you from personal experience that women can also have those traits.
Making friends with a guy, and all they can talk about is their ex-boyfriend.
For 3 weeks straight, right after making friends with them. Every single time they change the subject they shortly fill the silence with a new mention of their ex.
I started taking my meal break between college classes in a different spot shortly after.
Excessive use of terms of endearment, “honey,” “sweetheart,” “cutie,” etc, and other overly saccharine mannerisms. Sorry, but your Customer Service Affect is incredibly off-putting in a social space.
Well, I had a girl that I was messaging once call me at 1AM from the other side of the globe (it was 7PM where she was). It woke me up and I refused to answer it because talking would wake my family up.
When I asked her about it the next day, she said that she couldn’t wait to call me because she really wanted to ‘hear [me] breathing’.
I’m sure the intention was romantic, but the reality was a bit serial killer to 15-year-old me (especially considering that we had never actually met each other physically).
When i was like 12 my mums friend would visit from far away and kept asking me weird questions about my “love life” even though i was only 12.
She asked me if i had kissed a girl and i said no and then asked if i was gay. She also asked a lot of sexual stuff with my mum present and laughed when i got uncomfortable and walked away
Very short summary of an experience I had about 3 years ago: talking to a woman pretty consistently for about 3 weeks, super busy at work one day and couldn’t check my phone, woman blew up my phone with calls and texts asking where I was and why I wasn’t answering or replying to her texts, gave my phone number to a co worker of hers who also called me during that time to test and see if I would answer. I really dodged a bullet.
It absolutely creeps me the fuck out whenever I get in a disagreement with my girlfriend, and she uses her vagina flaps to elevate herself off the ground to establish some sort of dominance. Not a big fan of that.
Biggest thing guys. When a women has a dream or belief or some other nonsense and effectively factors it into reality. A women creeper in my opinion creates their own reality and starts living it despite evidence to the contrary.
Touching me. I’m a fit guy, I don’t like being touched by strangers. Yet it’s always some 45 – 55 year old woman who will casually squeeze an arm or something. I have a wonderful girlfriend, I don’t need nor desire being touched by strange women.
When you change who you are to fit more of my style. Fell head over heals for a girl named Eva back in school. Punk rock kind of girl. When I finally asked her out she showed up to school the next day dressed up like a Dixie darling. I like you for who YOU are. Dont change yourself for me.
When she performs a striptease in front of your doorbell camera
When she watches like a hawk whenever you sharpen your work tools. Every single time.
When your neighbor has her arrested for theft.
When she was spotted looking around for an unlocked gate to your backyard.
When both the Sheriff’s Department and her ex-husband have to physically remove her from an abandoned, condemned property your neighbor owns.
When your neighbor tells you to call the cops if you see this woman.
When your neighbor lets her live in the house, again, because she’s scared of some voodoo curse the woman supposedly did.
When she repeatedly breaks into your neighbor’s garage at night.
When she gets caught hiding jars of random nasty things around your neighbor’s house like some kind of human cat.
When she tries to present herself to your mother as if she’s a friend of yours, even though you never speak to her.
These are not in order, but are all about the same woman. Even before all this happened, there was something about her that freaked me out. And yes, my mother knows I can’t stand her. There’s something very dark in that woman’s soul, and I don’t mean goth.
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Showing up to my work, house and when im fucking shopping to beg me to take her back and forgive her for cheating. It’s been 7 years, leave me the fuck alone.
Lack of boundaries
Spreading rumors about you years after you ending a friendship with them due to their toxicity. probably borders on psycho territory though
When she steals Dalmatians to make a coat
Collecting hair and toenail clippings 🤢
Digging used condoms out of the trash.
Saty safe, always carry some hot-sauce.
Stalking.
When she does that once a year thing where she turns into gelatinous material and sludges all over the place and repeats the words “I am a pink fluffy star” over and over in a manic voice but instead of remembering to lock herself in her room when it happens she forgets it’s that day and comes over to your house
Obsessing over you, to the point of mental illness
When you break up with them for being toxic. and they go post your photos on Facebook saying you’re dead.
Inability to take accountability
If her toenails extend past her flip flops and click clack on tiles when she’s scurrying around
I had a stalker and that is creepy
Most comments refer to dirty or immature women. Like a strange woman, she offends me.
Whenever they politely smile at me, and seem to genuinely enjoy my company and conversation, I wonder what is wrong
When the relationship is her only identity
Talking about you behind your back.
Having her friends serve as a jury over all of your communications.
Talking to her friends about deeply sensitive topics / abusing trust. E.g., how you are in bed, what your struggles are. Abuse of emotional privilege. For whatever reason, tons of women think they get a pass for divulging sensitive information to their friends…
Expecting things from you without direct communication.
Searching through a phone I accidentally left unlocked and then taking photos of my personal pictures and text messages.
Turning up to my house in the middle of the night, telling me they have noticed me around and just wanted to say, “Hi.”
The same things that make men creepy really. Awkward behaviour, forced/weird flirting, staring, lack of social awareness, not “getting the hint”, obsessiveness, poor hygiene. It’s just that we associate those behaviours with men but I can tell you from personal experience that women can also have those traits.
When they flirt by just staring at you. Makes me question myself, but is also creepy.
When they invite you to their weird rural Swedish town for their summer festival.
When she’s stalking you through a window
Making friends with a guy, and all they can talk about is their ex-boyfriend.
For 3 weeks straight, right after making friends with them. Every single time they change the subject they shortly fill the silence with a new mention of their ex.
I started taking my meal break between college classes in a different spot shortly after.
Excessive use of terms of endearment, “honey,” “sweetheart,” “cutie,” etc, and other overly saccharine mannerisms. Sorry, but your Customer Service Affect is incredibly off-putting in a social space.
Poking holes in a condom.
I overheard an ex friend saying she was gonna “baby trap” a guy and I went off on her.
Well, I had a girl that I was messaging once call me at 1AM from the other side of the globe (it was 7PM where she was). It woke me up and I refused to answer it because talking would wake my family up.
When I asked her about it the next day, she said that she couldn’t wait to call me because she really wanted to ‘hear [me] breathing’.
I’m sure the intention was romantic, but the reality was a bit serial killer to 15-year-old me (especially considering that we had never actually met each other physically).
Any cruelty or a need to make people feel bad about themselves for no reason
obsession in a stalker-ish way
Transphobia, homophobia, racism, and screaming at me because I didn’t want to have casual sex with her. I’ll never get my copy of Pokemon Silver back.
When i was like 12 my mums friend would visit from far away and kept asking me weird questions about my “love life” even though i was only 12.
She asked me if i had kissed a girl and i said no and then asked if i was gay. She also asked a lot of sexual stuff with my mum present and laughed when i got uncomfortable and walked away
If she pours the milk first instead of the cereal.
Very short summary of an experience I had about 3 years ago: talking to a woman pretty consistently for about 3 weeks, super busy at work one day and couldn’t check my phone, woman blew up my phone with calls and texts asking where I was and why I wasn’t answering or replying to her texts, gave my phone number to a co worker of hers who also called me during that time to test and see if I would answer. I really dodged a bullet.
“When they ask for Tree Fiddy”
It absolutely creeps me the fuck out whenever I get in a disagreement with my girlfriend, and she uses her vagina flaps to elevate herself off the ground to establish some sort of dominance. Not a big fan of that.
I would assume the same things that would make a man creepy 🤷🏿♂️
Same as a guy, non-consensual touching, not accepting “no” as an answer.
When they gift you a gun rack. I mean, I don’t even own a gun, let alone several which would necessitate an entire rack.
Witchcraft, obsession with cats and the use of Miricale Whip. The Miricale Whip thing is major. Beware.
Lack of empathy and selfishness. Having no capacity to think through besides herself for a woman is very creepy. It’s like a monster living inside.
Now I dont know about creepy, sorry. But if you wanna know what’s a sure sign she FREAKY‽
Get yourself a a cute lil, nerdy fanfic writer.
Don’t care how innocent she looks and acts day to day.
That lady be twisted inside she just may save it for her O.T.P, and her legion following on AO3.
Biggest thing guys. When a women has a dream or belief or some other nonsense and effectively factors it into reality. A women creeper in my opinion creates their own reality and starts living it despite evidence to the contrary.
When she sneaks into your house and does stuff without permission
Touching me. I’m a fit guy, I don’t like being touched by strangers. Yet it’s always some 45 – 55 year old woman who will casually squeeze an arm or something. I have a wonderful girlfriend, I don’t need nor desire being touched by strange women.
Making a PowerPoint about your future together 😱
Supporting Trump. A known sexual abuser and watcher of underage girls getting dressed.
Weird for anyone, but especially so for women
Following someone who’s not interested in you
Any kind of behaviour that has you researching how hard it is to get a restraining order just in case.
When she wants you to apologise for things that happened in her dreams
Thinking memes like “if you try and leave me I’ll chase you down with a chainsaw with this spooky song playing” are funny/cute.
True story. The post had so many likes and reposts. One was straight @ me.
I’ve been creeped out by women who come on too sexually with me without context or forewarning
I’ve even had some girls confess about killing small animals casually to me as well that’s an obvious red flag
Stalking is another one and rumor spreading/gossiping with ill intent (look at the tea app)
Purposefully dressing with little clothing or no undergarments in public spaces that have kids (woman wore a mini skirt no panties at a Walmart)
When you change who you are to fit more of my style. Fell head over heals for a girl named Eva back in school. Punk rock kind of girl. When I finally asked her out she showed up to school the next day dressed up like a Dixie darling. I like you for who YOU are. Dont change yourself for me.
When she breaks or steals your prized possessions for revenge.
She has a fully prepared nursery + cot in her house.
Plot twist: she’s barren.
Being groped by someone twice my age.
Pretty much the same stuff that makes men seem creepy to women.
They don’t like children
When she performs a striptease in front of your doorbell camera
When she watches like a hawk whenever you sharpen your work tools. Every single time.
When your neighbor has her arrested for theft.
When she was spotted looking around for an unlocked gate to your backyard.
When both the Sheriff’s Department and her ex-husband have to physically remove her from an abandoned, condemned property your neighbor owns.
When your neighbor tells you to call the cops if you see this woman.
When your neighbor lets her live in the house, again, because she’s scared of some voodoo curse the woman supposedly did.
When she repeatedly breaks into your neighbor’s garage at night.
When she gets caught hiding jars of random nasty things around your neighbor’s house like some kind of human cat.
When she tries to present herself to your mother as if she’s a friend of yours, even though you never speak to her.
These are not in order, but are all about the same woman. Even before all this happened, there was something about her that freaked me out. And yes, my mother knows I can’t stand her. There’s something very dark in that woman’s soul, and I don’t mean goth.
Stalking me after I broke up with her
When they have those crazy long nails. You know they get some shit on them.
Being interested in me. There’s no reason for that.
When she starts to praise Trump.
The same things that make men creepy.