“Hey, do you workout?” usually while touching my arms.
I clearly worked out at the time, but I was/am so dense that I never realized they just wanted to chat me up. I would proceed to tell them all about my workout philosophy till their eyes glazed over and they made an excuse to leave.
Bought my own ticket, watched by myself in a different part of the stadium, went to the McDonald’s drive thru with her and sat in the car for 2 hours talking at 1am.
I was with a friend at some Amherst College event, when I attended UMass, Amherst, early to mid 70s.. Springtime, outdoors, music, beer. We’d come on Paul’s Honda motorcycle, and I was carrying the helmet I’d worn.
A young woman approached me because I had the helmet, because she liked motorcycles. Well, I didn’t own the bike, so I offered to introduce her to Paul. She kind of disappeared after that.
I was at a gas station filling up one of my cars (1970 Chevelle SS) there was a younger woman on the pump opposite from me, she walks over and says ” I love your car, I felt it vibrate me in my car when you pulled up”. Granted the car does have a mild cam and DynoMax true dual exhaust but I doubt it vibrated her, anyway I said “you should feel the vibration from the passenger’s seat”. She blushed and I went inside to pay for my gas, when I came out, she was gone, she must have used pay at the pump, but there was a business card on my dashboard it said, “I would like to go out if you want” and had her phone number. We dated for several months afterwards.
Not a pickup line but an ex came up to my friends and asked if any of us know how to dance. So we went out two stepping and she showed me that it’s really a waltz and we dated for a few months. I was a little young for her so it didn’t work out.
“I had sex with a guy who looks exactly like you on a table exactly like this.” My immediate thought was “what a weird thing to bring up randomly.” It wasn’t until the next day that I realized she might have been hitting on me.
After just meeting she said, “I have to work early in the morning so I have to leave. Do you want to come with me?” Drunk me thought it was a great idea and I hopped in her car.
I had to explain to her that I still had psychosis and I’d just be a burden so I am not looking for love till I’m all okay again. Plus it was a older woman. like 60. while I am 35. Didnt feel right.
About four years ago when I was in pretty good shape, the year I turned 50; I used to ride my bike a lot, especially at night.
One night I rode up to a liquor store to get some blueberry bubble tape, for my daughter and me. I saw this lady coming to the store with gigantic tits. I figured she must’ve had a boyfriend or something in the car, to be coming into the store late at night
Anyway, when I’m outside on my bike and getting on my helmet and unlocking my chain, etc., she walks to her car, but asks me how far do I ride.
That was all the invitation I needed. I think I probably gave her the answer, but I definitely walked over to her and wound up getting her number. Her asking me how far I rode, was basically her saying “come over here and talk to me.” And so I did.
“Your two friends tried hitting on me, so what’s your problem?”
Back story – me and 2 friends were in this bar Elsie’s, we see this woman sitting alone dressed in black including a black mink fur hat. One friend walks over, tries talking with her, gets shut down, says she’s a bitch. Other friend gives it a shot, comes back and says she’s crazy. Then she walks over to us and says that line.
We dated for about 8 months. I moved in with her. She def was crazy. I bail and move back to my apartment which I kept.
A few weeks later I meet a nanny from France on her last days in the US. She moved into my apartment for the last few days. And during that time who shows up at my apartment with a pizza and bottle of wine? Yeah.
In university, and I was in uniform, I had a woman come up to me and inform me that when she used to go around playing Army that she would always go by my name as she touched my nametape. I don’t have a common last name so all I could think was “damn that’s stupid but whatever.” It took a minute for me to realize I was just hit on but she wasn’t really my type so it wasn’t a big deal. She would pop up every now and then, somehow joined the extended friend group, and even walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it one time, but I was never interested.
When I was in college (before iPhones and texting) I had a Chemistry class with a very cute girl. We were friendly and I helped her with her homework on occasion but never really got any signals that she was interested in anything more.
One night, out of the blue around 12:00am, she called me and asked if I could come to her place “to study some chemistry”… and then just sorta giggled.
Needless to say, I was on the way in about 30 seconds.
I had one just hand me a condom once. That was my favorite. Like that country song… a little less talk and a lot more action!
Another one just said that due to her condition, she really just wanted to s my d. I was walking her home from class
One grabbed me in the street and started kissing me. I had never seen her before.
One told me that she needed to make sure my room was safe and that she’d have to tuck me in and check for monsters under my bed. We were 37
One just said how attracted to me she was and that I should stay with her that night.
One said what would you do if I smacked your ass, I replied, probably grab you by the hair and bend you over the counter… so she smacked my ass really hard. So that one probably had the best line, I guess.
One time on a dance floor in a club, a girl grabbed me by the belt buckle and pulled me in to dance with her. not technically a “line” I guess, but it sure worked.
And once in high school a girl heard I liked thigh high stockings, so a few days later she pulled up her skirt to show me her new thigh highs. But I was too stupid back then to pick up on that one.
Otherwise, it’s the standard “here’s my number, call me” lines. Nothing clever I’m afraid.
I can’t think of a time where a woman used a pickup line on me, but if a woman used any like the ones from those Hailee and Kendra videos, I’d probably fall pretty quick.
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“Hi! I like shorts!”
Are you a right angle? Because you’re cute. Didn’t notice till the school year was over
“I impersonate women for a living. You down?”
“You deserve better.”😜
“I like you.”
Nothing beats that
Jokes aside, “I like your nose!”
Mind you, I have a honker. I nearly spit out my drink from laughter.
“Wanna fuck?” 🤣
“Eww get away from me “
You guys get picked up??
“Hey, do you workout?” usually while touching my arms.
I clearly worked out at the time, but I was/am so dense that I never realized they just wanted to chat me up. I would proceed to tell them all about my workout philosophy till their eyes glazed over and they made an excuse to leave.
You guys receive pickup lines?
Challenge accepted. We’re married, this year will be 11 years in September.
“You should go watch the football (soccer)?”
Bought my own ticket, watched by myself in a different part of the stadium, went to the McDonald’s drive thru with her and sat in the car for 2 hours talking at 1am.
Now we’re engaged.
I had one that after I bumped her car, gave me her address and asked if I’d come over to check her rear end out.
I like your shoes, she was serios 🤨
This may or may not have been a pickup line.
I was with a friend at some Amherst College event, when I attended UMass, Amherst, early to mid 70s.. Springtime, outdoors, music, beer. We’d come on Paul’s Honda motorcycle, and I was carrying the helmet I’d worn.
A young woman approached me because I had the helmet, because she liked motorcycles. Well, I didn’t own the bike, so I offered to introduce her to Paul. She kind of disappeared after that.
I was at a gas station filling up one of my cars (1970 Chevelle SS) there was a younger woman on the pump opposite from me, she walks over and says ” I love your car, I felt it vibrate me in my car when you pulled up”. Granted the car does have a mild cam and DynoMax true dual exhaust but I doubt it vibrated her, anyway I said “you should feel the vibration from the passenger’s seat”. She blushed and I went inside to pay for my gas, when I came out, she was gone, she must have used pay at the pump, but there was a business card on my dashboard it said, “I would like to go out if you want” and had her phone number. We dated for several months afterwards.
Not a pickup line but an ex came up to my friends and asked if any of us know how to dance. So we went out two stepping and she showed me that it’s really a waltz and we dated for a few months. I was a little young for her so it didn’t work out.
“Hey big daddy..”
Yes, im a big daddy
Will you buy me a drink
Hello what’s your name? …..works on me every time (well the last two times at least)
Girl at the bar- “You OK?”
Me after a rough day- “I’m fine”.
Her- “Oh I know that, I was asking if you were OK”.
We dated for a few weeks, then her husband was released from county.
This was a man saying this but “I’m gonna start calling you m cause that ass got some slope”
Hi
Or when I was younger, it was: excuse me walks past me, as I was in her way
It wasn’t a line but we had been chatting in a group. When I turned to walk away she grabbed my ass.
“I had sex with a guy who looks exactly like you on a table exactly like this.” My immediate thought was “what a weird thing to bring up randomly.” It wasn’t until the next day that I realized she might have been hitting on me.
“Hi” or “Hey”. One daredevil even opened the conversation with “Heyyy” one time.
I was in line at the store and the girl in front of me turned around and suddenly asked if I would date her friend.
She was alone, so her friend friend wasn’t there and I didn’t know her. So I said “no”
After just meeting she said, “I have to work early in the morning so I have to leave. Do you want to come with me?” Drunk me thought it was a great idea and I hopped in her car.
Her: Is that your girlfriend inside?
Me: no that’s my mother
Her: Do you have a girlfriend
Me: No
Her: Do you want a girlfriend?
I had to explain to her that I still had psychosis and I’d just be a burden so I am not looking for love till I’m all okay again. Plus it was a older woman. like 60. while I am 35. Didnt feel right.
Women are coming up to some of you? They look at me once or most times… never.
About four years ago when I was in pretty good shape, the year I turned 50; I used to ride my bike a lot, especially at night.
One night I rode up to a liquor store to get some blueberry bubble tape, for my daughter and me. I saw this lady coming to the store with gigantic tits. I figured she must’ve had a boyfriend or something in the car, to be coming into the store late at night
Anyway, when I’m outside on my bike and getting on my helmet and unlocking my chain, etc., she walks to her car, but asks me how far do I ride.
That was all the invitation I needed. I think I probably gave her the answer, but I definitely walked over to her and wound up getting her number. Her asking me how far I rode, was basically her saying “come over here and talk to me.” And so I did.
We hung out a handful of times. It was nice.
I was in line at the local grocery’s Chinese steam table and asked women walking past said “You look familiar, do we know each other?
I said that I didn’t think so…
She said “Well, that’s a shame”
But they called my number and I started ordering.
Dumb.
“Your two friends tried hitting on me, so what’s your problem?”
Back story – me and 2 friends were in this bar Elsie’s, we see this woman sitting alone dressed in black including a black mink fur hat. One friend walks over, tries talking with her, gets shut down, says she’s a bitch. Other friend gives it a shot, comes back and says she’s crazy. Then she walks over to us and says that line.
We dated for about 8 months. I moved in with her. She def was crazy. I bail and move back to my apartment which I kept.
A few weeks later I meet a nanny from France on her last days in the US. She moved into my apartment for the last few days. And during that time who shows up at my apartment with a pizza and bottle of wine? Yeah.
“You’re funny.” Simple but effective.
Can we go to the gun range on the weekend?
I said after we stop at at Tiffany’s 💍😭
When I asked her to watch my dog while I went to the restroom, she said, “I might roofie your drink while you’re gone.”
In university, and I was in uniform, I had a woman come up to me and inform me that when she used to go around playing Army that she would always go by my name as she touched my nametape. I don’t have a common last name so all I could think was “damn that’s stupid but whatever.” It took a minute for me to realize I was just hit on but she wasn’t really my type so it wasn’t a big deal. She would pop up every now and then, somehow joined the extended friend group, and even walked in on my girlfriend and I going at it one time, but I was never interested.
“Yes”
Hello
Wait, women are talking to y’all?
She said I had a nice jumper..
“You’d look great in manacles”
I don’t ever recall getting one.
I don’t think I have ever been picked up or complemented
“Please leave me alone”
“I think your butt is bigger than mine” is one I get a lot.
“Can I give you my number?” I promptly took her home.
She smacked me in the chest as a part of her being flirty, having a laugh, then said “Gees you are SOLID!” Mad eme happy.
When I was in college (before iPhones and texting) I had a Chemistry class with a very cute girl. We were friendly and I helped her with her homework on occasion but never really got any signals that she was interested in anything more.
One night, out of the blue around 12:00am, she called me and asked if I could come to her place “to study some chemistry”… and then just sorta giggled.
Needless to say, I was on the way in about 30 seconds.
No woman has ever used a pickup line on me in my life (42 years).
I had one just hand me a condom once. That was my favorite. Like that country song… a little less talk and a lot more action!
Another one just said that due to her condition, she really just wanted to s my d. I was walking her home from class
One grabbed me in the street and started kissing me. I had never seen her before.
One told me that she needed to make sure my room was safe and that she’d have to tuck me in and check for monsters under my bed. We were 37
One just said how attracted to me she was and that I should stay with her that night.
One said what would you do if I smacked your ass, I replied, probably grab you by the hair and bend you over the counter… so she smacked my ass really hard. So that one probably had the best line, I guess.
One time on a dance floor in a club, a girl grabbed me by the belt buckle and pulled me in to dance with her. not technically a “line” I guess, but it sure worked.
And once in high school a girl heard I liked thigh high stockings, so a few days later she pulled up her skirt to show me her new thigh highs. But I was too stupid back then to pick up on that one.
Otherwise, it’s the standard “here’s my number, call me” lines. Nothing clever I’m afraid.
Does ” get the fuck away from me” count?!?!
What
Women don’t need pick-up lines. They just have to give us just enough attention to be approachable and not say “no” when we ask for date.
Her: Do you have a girlfriend?
Me: Um, yeah….
Her: Can you have friends at least?
Me: Um, yeah….
She proceeds to take my phone and put her number in there. I was focus on work, and she kinda caught me off guard. 😅
I can’t think of a time where a woman used a pickup line on me, but if a woman used any like the ones from those Hailee and Kendra videos, I’d probably fall pretty quick.
“Hi”