Try to one up the ex gf. I don’t say names or don’t use straight comparison, you gotta use certain words and narrative to get your girlfriend in a “I can do that better” attitude about anything not always sex.
Even non existent girlfriends from highschool man, “I used to date this one girl in highschool that always used to make sure my shoes were clean it was adorable”
Next thing you know my gf is licking my anus.
I meant the stuff you say to your gf isn’t always sexual but the rewards may end up in that…I’m better than her, shoes clean? Pffft anus.
When a girl’s got a big booty and sometimes she’ll stop, and grab her belt/waistline and do a little side to side hip shake to hitch her pants up. Yeah…
Awe man I really love when you have vaginas and breath.
Oh I also like it when you’re nice to me. That shit above all else is my kryptonite. Telling me I look or smell nice and then making eye contact lol…. amazing.
I really like every day, non performative femininity. I think a lot of men do.
Mismatched underwear, wearing long t shirts to bed, little bodily “imperfections”. I even like messy bathroom shelves filled with bottles of things that I have no clue about.
I like the fact that although nudity and sex is readily available online, this side is only really available to you from a partner. sharing that stuff is intimate in strange and comforting way.
Your confidence. You’ll just say anything, you don’t care if it’s controversial or funny or interesting. And you don’t feel the need to ask the other person pointless questions.
Okay so I’m breaking the “guy code” by revealing this, but who cares.
Us guys really love it when you come home from a 10km run and wrestle us to the ground and strangle us with your muscular thighs, grinding your hairy unwashed beaver into our face, and then spraying a huge load of hot, salty piss down our throats until we choke and die.
Us men are simple creatures, but acts like this let us know you care and make us feel fantastic.
For my own safety i am going to answer this as something only my girlfriend does that i’m obsessed with because i am only obsessed with my girlfriend, matter of fact i can’t even see other women. Or so my lawyer told me to say.
But anyway, my girlfriend likes to think she’s slick and that i can’t see her staring at me with a look on her face like i’m the greatest thing on the planet but i will catch her out of the corner of my eye and when i look at her and we make eye contact her face absolutely melts and she gets an ear to ear smile and her face just starts beaming and glowing and that in turn makes me melt and we just stare at eachother with huge smiles while we make eye contact and it is just the greatest.
Flash me from the kitchen when no one is looking and does a gesture that looks like she sucking on my junk omg I’m obsessed over how much she wants me sexually
I cannot get enough of watching her get ready. Fresh out the shower watching them do their routine. From the washing the face, to the full body lotion application, to getting dressed. Even if it’s to lounge around the house. I’ll never miss it if I can catch it happening.
Like another dude said the random acts of femininity. The oversized tees, the lady boxers, the long socks, and the sleepy voice at the end of the day, the soft skin, the lazy bun or the long flowy hair. The wind down at night when she wants to be held when y’all watch something on the tv. I can go on forever man. The presence of a woman that you love in the home adds softness to the hard edges that us men usually bring. Can’t beat it man.
The way your eyes and facial expressions are when you talk to us. Few girls I’ve met, the way their eyes are and just look at makes me weak and lost. Or when you where a normal shirt and normal length not showing any stomach but then you stretch or something and a little of the stomach shows, gets me every time
That playful touch, just out of nowhere you can just enjoy the time and company. Then she starts using her fingers to explore you, hands through your head, little walks on the thighs or being playful on the hands.
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batting their eyelashes, so damn cute
Not talk
I lowkey wanna know how they are so fucking good at doing make-up
Women are amazing at Halloweens
Try to one up the ex gf. I don’t say names or don’t use straight comparison, you gotta use certain words and narrative to get your girlfriend in a “I can do that better” attitude about anything not always sex.
Even non existent girlfriends from highschool man, “I used to date this one girl in highschool that always used to make sure my shoes were clean it was adorable”
Next thing you know my gf is licking my anus.
I meant the stuff you say to your gf isn’t always sexual but the rewards may end up in that…I’m better than her, shoes clean? Pffft anus.
Playing with your hair
Queefing
Laughing. It sounds so much better when women do it.
Amazon position in bed.
Smiling! Women have no idea how powerful an honest, natural smile can be.
After a long hectic day, pulling us in an embrace in such a way that we can listen to their heartbeats.
English is not my first language, sorry for the bad grammar.
A good hip sway always gets me
when you sit on us
Just being natural and feminine.
Mom energy is attractive
That swishy thing you do with your butt when you walk
I like to watch my wife paint her toenails
Women rolling their hips
When they tie their hair up in that messy bun like it’s no big deal but somehow look like a whole movie scene.
When a girl’s got a big booty and sometimes she’ll stop, and grab her belt/waistline and do a little side to side hip shake to hitch her pants up. Yeah…
Show them beautiful bottoms
Growing another whole entire human seems mildly interesting and something lots of men want/are interested in.
Breathe
Pre dating flirt texts>>>>
Walking. Not shaking with your ass but the natural hip movement of most women is mesmerizing.
And playing with their hair. Looks cute most of the time.
Tight hip-hugger jeans, and a crop top.
Make up… like you should be able to blend and cut my hair if u got that artistry and dexterity
Having sex with us.
So the first time I see them wearing their hair differently. Always ponytailed, seeing it down, always straight, then semi-curled, huge turn-on!!
Organization skills are unmatched
Have boobies
leave the house without doing their hair… that bedhead look… yowza
Awe man I really love when you have vaginas and breath.
Oh I also like it when you’re nice to me. That shit above all else is my kryptonite. Telling me I look or smell nice and then making eye contact lol…. amazing.
Pillow fights
Exist
I like it when my lady takes a dump. Really turns me on hearing that gear hit the pan.
Exist?
I really like every day, non performative femininity. I think a lot of men do.
Mismatched underwear, wearing long t shirts to bed, little bodily “imperfections”. I even like messy bathroom shelves filled with bottles of things that I have no clue about.
I like the fact that although nudity and sex is readily available online, this side is only really available to you from a partner. sharing that stuff is intimate in strange and comforting way.
Also when she sits on your face.
Arguing on Reddit
Little not exaggerated hip swap. Or little laughs and smiles
Girly shit. I admire feminine and confident women.
that one rare gem that is not obsessed with social status and actually avoids drama
Tucking hair behind the ear is real cute to me
I’m sorry.
Blowjobs. Love lips. Love the intimacy and feeling.
I melt to the feel of a woman scratching and playing with my beard 🫠🤤
Slowly sway to music (or techno)
Also lying on your stomach with your feet up 🫠
When they apply lipstick/lipgloss
Cross your legs when your wearing a hot dress and high heels
Your confidence. You’ll just say anything, you don’t care if it’s controversial or funny or interesting. And you don’t feel the need to ask the other person pointless questions.
Wearing red and black. I’m cooked atp
Cuddles; big spoon or small spoon. Doesn’t matter to me
Inb4 simp comments like “being the most beautiful thing on earth” and “existing”.
They acknowledge you. 😂😄😃
Exist
eyeliner
Have feet
Being alive and breathing i just love women cant lie don’t interact with them or any people at all but obsessed with women
A hug from behind is amazing every time.
women are wizards and do magic things… prove me wrong
When they think and say I got muscle too and show off their biceps and it doesn’t even move. Stays at 90° angle
When they can tell without a word that your going through something
So they gently guide your head onto their lap and give scalp scratches.
( yea I know this is specific but the fact that they instantly go into nurture mode is just… comforting )
Being themselves..
Okay so I’m breaking the “guy code” by revealing this, but who cares.
Us guys really love it when you come home from a 10km run and wrestle us to the ground and strangle us with your muscular thighs, grinding your hairy unwashed beaver into our face, and then spraying a huge load of hot, salty piss down our throats until we choke and die.
Us men are simple creatures, but acts like this let us know you care and make us feel fantastic.
Wearing Crop tops or shirts that dont fit all the way so their navel shows
For my own safety i am going to answer this as something only my girlfriend does that i’m obsessed with because i am only obsessed with my girlfriend, matter of fact i can’t even see other women. Or so my lawyer told me to say.
But anyway, my girlfriend likes to think she’s slick and that i can’t see her staring at me with a look on her face like i’m the greatest thing on the planet but i will catch her out of the corner of my eye and when i look at her and we make eye contact her face absolutely melts and she gets an ear to ear smile and her face just starts beaming and glowing and that in turn makes me melt and we just stare at eachother with huge smiles while we make eye contact and it is just the greatest.
The sound of the pee
How you sometimes stand with your legs crossed when waiting for something, like at the bus stop.
It looks cute, but every time I see it, I wonder if it’s actually comfortable … or if you’re just doing it because you know it looks cute 😂
Make me feel like I’m good at stuff.
Sweat
Just a women showing confirmation that your all they want.
The way my wife lays on the bed after showering to cool down
I immediately turn into Pepé Le Pew every time
Bake awesome cookies!!
Bat your eyes. Put your hair up in a bun without struggling. Sit on our lap. Wink. Play dumb.
Cook in the kitchen
Have boobs
Exist.
Being excessively, inappropriately cerebral: irresistible.
T-shirt, no bra, hair tussled….got dayum
Exist
When she squeezes my face with her naked thighs
Showing off the shape of their bodies with tight fitting and revealing clothing
Skirts. Can’t help but imagine and that’s hot
Basically anything that invites fantasizing
Not complain and speak nicely
When my wife reaches for things and her ass sticks out a bit and her shirt lifts and I can see her waist…. It’s go time.
Laying in bed and suddenly feeling her push herself into me tighter while we’re snugglin. Fuck I miss that so much.
Borrow my favorite T-shirt
Sitting on my lap, in public, does wonders for me.
I’m also currently seeing a biter. Like hard. Hard enough to leave marks. My arms, my shoulders. I crave her constantly.
Play with MY hair
Boobs
A twirl when they are showing off a dress.
Destroys me every time.
Well done hair but sitcoms have taught me I might be the only man that does.
Watching women put on mascara and seeing them do the little open mouth thing when they put it on. It’s cute as hell
When they pull up their leggings and then check their rear for fit and look.
Flash me from the kitchen when no one is looking and does a gesture that looks like she sucking on my junk omg I’m obsessed over how much she wants me sexually
When girls are willing to put the time into relationships, and by relationship I just mean from a social standpoint.
If they play super hard to get, I immediately get disinterested. Girls, if you want a guy to like you, stop trying reverse psychology
Being genuinely happy to see us
I simply like a woman with long hair.
I cannot get enough of watching her get ready. Fresh out the shower watching them do their routine. From the washing the face, to the full body lotion application, to getting dressed. Even if it’s to lounge around the house. I’ll never miss it if I can catch it happening.
Like another dude said the random acts of femininity. The oversized tees, the lady boxers, the long socks, and the sleepy voice at the end of the day, the soft skin, the lazy bun or the long flowy hair. The wind down at night when she wants to be held when y’all watch something on the tv. I can go on forever man. The presence of a woman that you love in the home adds softness to the hard edges that us men usually bring. Can’t beat it man.
Tucking a strand of hair behind their ears. It’s so cute
Wearing my clothes
Blink at me with one eye – i get so flustered – I love it
When they have sex with me specifically. It’s great.
Peeing in the sink.
The way your eyes and facial expressions are when you talk to us. Few girls I’ve met, the way their eyes are and just look at makes me weak and lost. Or when you where a normal shirt and normal length not showing any stomach but then you stretch or something and a little of the stomach shows, gets me every time
Not tearing down cardboard boxes for recycling
Simply existing. You all don’t need to do anything
That playful touch, just out of nowhere you can just enjoy the time and company. Then she starts using her fingers to explore you, hands through your head, little walks on the thighs or being playful on the hands.
Flash breasts
Having a good enough job that you can help pay the bills