Men who live alone, what’s the grossest thing you do most days?

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Men who live alone, what’s the grossest thing you do most days?

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  1. JuneCleaversMudFlaps Avatar

    get lubrication in my hand, rub it on my dick, and stroke it until i spew cum

  2. Aromatic-Musician-75 Avatar
  3. Mairon12 Avatar

    I’m not entirely sure. I don’t really do gross things and the investable gross things are done in the cleanest way.

    Perhaps drink milk from the gallon?

  4. NobleLlama23 Avatar

    Sleep in the same sheets for a month+, I only got one set and what if I forget about it in the wash and then all of a sudden I have to delay going to bed by an hour waiting for it to dry. I’m just too lazy to buy another set of sheets

  5. Longhorn-69 Avatar

    Piss in the sink

  6. Ruminations0 Avatar

    Fingering my asshole in the shower.

  7. _Tar_Ar_Ais_ Avatar

    fart on command

  8. TRDF3RG Avatar

    I poop, a few times every day.

  9. ZZoMBiEXIII Avatar

    I live alone, but up until January I had my mom here. She passed away after several years fighting dementia.

    So I haven’t really slipped into too many gross habits. Still kinda feel like I should be doing something every minute of the day, but there’s just nothing much going on. It’s a strange shift.

    When you’re caregiving, you’re always “on”. You’re always needed or being called to help or doing one of the thousand things you need to do since you’re the only one in the house who can grocery shop or pay bills or answer phone calls or give meds or schedule appointments and on and on and on. The other side of that intense and constant work is just… emptiness.

    About the only thing “gross” that I did was let the dishes pile up for the first time in years. Pretty much every dish in the house was in the sink for a couple of weeks there. But, I got them dealt with after a couple of weeks. It was kinda gross and I ended up throwing away a few plastic dishes since they sat in messy water for a few weeks. Glass stuff can be cleaned, plastic though can hold on to that bacteria so I dumped several of them when I cleaned up.

    Anyway, that’s all I got. Sorry, not very exciting.

  10. NormalWeirdDude Avatar

    I honestly feel like I’m neater on my own, and that’s why I prefer it. I have more time and energy.

  11. JuiceyMacaroni Avatar

    Hours of sweaty gaming no breaks or showers, piss bottle and doritos within arms reach, ubereats delivery to computer desk and a pillow and blanket. Some may say this is gross, but I’ve worked hard to get to where I am on World of Warcraft, you just gotta make sacrifices some times.

  12. NoProgram4084 Avatar

    Look outside and see everyone else having fun

  13. MonkeySingh Avatar

    Um I refill the same coffee jug with more coffee for 2-3 days at a stretch.

  14. TParis00ap Avatar

    I do the dishes…

  15. naviddunez Avatar

    I don’t flush unless I go #2 (which it’s every day to be fair)

  16. Abalone-Objective Avatar

    Masturbate for many hours.
    Daily.

  17. HerezahTip Avatar

    Some of these are nasty. Worst I do is stretch how long it takes me to clean the apartment and wash the sheets, which would become a lot more frequent if I had a woman around.

  18. Golbez89 Avatar

    Clean up hairballs, most cat parents do it. The grossest thing I have to deal is deal with other people

  19. _TheRealist Avatar

    What a depressing thread

  20. jtczrt Avatar

    Clothes go from dryer to me to floor to washer. Rarely closet.
    Also pee with the door open and maybe skip dishes for a few days.

  21. ZeroCoolskynet Avatar

    Reuse the same plastic flosser. Had the same one in my pocket for over a week now

  22. bibbybrinkles Avatar

    I beat off and just wipe it on a sheet or blanket or pull my underwear up

  23. Beginning-Phone-2082 Avatar

    feeding trolls in the net

  24. AmanitaMikescaria Avatar

    I had an apartment in an older building once. My unit was right above the laundry room.

    The laundry room ceiling was just bare beams with the plumbing from my unit running down and turning to make an L into the wall behind the paneling down there.

    I could look down my shower drain and see light from the laundry room’s fluorescent lights illuminating the inside of the pvc down pipe.

    I could also hear people talking and closing the lids on the washers and dryers pretty clearly.

    So, I know for a fact, some of those people could also hear me blowing ass into my toilet above them.

  25. DoJu318 Avatar

    Pee on the sink. Better than let the pee sit on the toilet until I go number 2.

  26. Dr_Sigmund_Fried Avatar

    Take massive solid shits with the bathroom door open.

  27. Prestigious-Plum-139 Avatar

    Hack up lung butter… then if there is no where to hork it outta my mouth… I swallow the goop

  28. NervousAddie Avatar

    Vacuuming and organizing my files. Spring cleaning is so gross!

  29. ThrowawayMod1989 Avatar

    Tbh if I get in a mood I’ll keep the fleshlight right by the bed with the warmer ready all day long and tear tf into it every couple hours. It can be cleaned in the morning I’ll swim my own tide.

  30. couldntyoujust1 Avatar

    I don’t live alone per se, but when I have lots of alone time, I fart freely without any niceties or regard for the sound or smell.

    I also do a lot of the things people have said so far.

  31. Nateddog21 Avatar

    Nut everywhere

    gif

  32. crusaderactual777 Avatar

    Drink right from cartons and jugs

    I shower twice a day nearly everyday so I may go a month without changing sheets

    The Roomba vacuums most of the floor so I maybe sweep once a week or something, the dog hair under the cabinet edges doesn’t bother me that much

    I’m not really messy or gross; every single female or all female apartment / house I’ve been in is way worse than mine.

  33. SolenoidsOverGears Avatar

    Reuse the same whiskey glass a day or two in a row. I try not to, but I hate doing dishes. Sometimes I just rinse it under the sink. Alcohol kills bacteria after all…

  34. yougoboy64 Avatar

    Stay naked and sit on whatever I want with balls swinging and asshole touching everything….🤣🤣🤣🤣

  35. OldRelic Avatar

    Either pick my nose or taking a dump into the toilet.

    Fortunately I do clean the bathroom regularly and put booger cloths into the hot water with bleach when I start the washing machine.

  36. Super_Chicken22 Avatar

    Walk around the house naked most times. Just more careful of sharp objects at groin level.

  37. ernie-bush Avatar

    Egg salad fart s that make me sick

  38. Skydome12 Avatar

    chrome caste porn to the 85 inch tv connected to a home theatre system.

    sorry not sorry.

  39. scallop204631 Avatar

    When I had my son’s for a weekend so my wife could take girl scouts to the city for Broadway. We had a ball! I would load their plates with mashed taters and gravy, hands behind the back the boys raced the dog to eat it all. Saturday was dirty skivvies day we wore out general issues boxers all day and watched The Blues Brothers movie a few times and ate every bit of a huge bag of tortilla chips with chili and cheese. Mooned the cars going past and made fools of ourselves on fifty different ways. I seared a London broil on the deck and we ate in our skivvies. A contest for catching tater tots in your mouth tossed by your partner. General hooliganism.
    We only got caught because the youngest wiped his hands on the wall behind the curtains.Chedder cheese foiled our plans for world domination.He cracked under the probable water boarding administered by his mom. Four year olds are just pathetic by my standards these days. Basically Animal house minus the sex and booze.

  40. No-Fall6671 Avatar

    Too lazy to wipe so i use the shower

  41. Oakheart- Avatar

    Umm probably just forget food out overnight and then just saying ¯_(ツ)_/¯ then cooking it through the next day and eating it.

    Not rice or chicken tho. Those are dangerous.

  42. BeanChopChef Avatar

    Take my undies off then focus on how much my balls are moving up and down 🙈

  43. SmaugDevourerOfCakes Avatar

    Every time I take a pickle from the pickle jar, I take a sip of the brine.

    Don’t eat pickles at my house.

  44. FastWalkingShortGuy Avatar

    Brush my teeth at the kitchen sink.

    A ton of people I’ve told about that think it’s absolutely vile, but they’re the ones shitting and flushing and aerosolizing their turds three feet from their toothbrush.

  45. Zogtee Avatar

    Fart like a cannon.

  46. TheBooneyBunes Avatar

    Destroy my toilet

  47. MeltingDog Avatar

    Probably ‘ol if it’s yellow let it mellow rule

  48. Nearly_Evil_665 Avatar

    throw my trash as in plastic packeging from used up food, next to my Couch / Gamingchair becouse i hate it on my table…. and the trashcan is full :s

    every saturday i run around collecting all that shit