Men with medium to large balls: Do their balls float while in the water?

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Since balls have lots of fluid in them, do they float while men are in a pool?

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  1. PurpleDouble6602 Avatar

    Ehmm.

    They don’t float because the tissue is denser than water, and they’re not air-filled like a balloon. They kinda just… hang there, neutrally.

  2. rsvihla Avatar

    They’re usually so full of that white stuff that they’re too heavy to float.

  3. SparkleSelkie Avatar

    Ngl feeling way cooler than everyone because boobs do float 😎

  4. jakopson10 Avatar

    They sink to the bottom.

  5. florida_gun_nut Avatar

    No. They aren’t hollow.

  6. Consistent-Primary41 Avatar

    No, but sometimes they touch the toilet water if it’s too full.

  7. yurr55 Avatar

    “We won’t go down cuz’ my dick can float” -Prestige Worldwide

  8. BeastMidlands Avatar

    do you… do you think balls are just little containers with cum sloshing about inside them?

  9. Dropbars59 Avatar

    One does, one doesn’t.

  10. Adonis0 Avatar

    Usually not

    In super salty water that’s warm enough they might float, something like an epsom salt bath

    You can get epsom salt water to be so concentrated that you float entirely, so balls float with you since they’re flesh too

  11. TrumpetSolo93 Avatar

    Balls no but the D does.

  12. _Red_7_ Avatar

    Yep. Just like the dog in Van Wilder

  13. FaleBure Avatar
  14. moominesque Avatar

    Only in the mating season when the males swim to sea to fertilize the eggs in the shallows. That’s also why the sea is so salty. #TMYK

  15. Jasonkoz Avatar

    They aren’t called balls of steel for nothing

  16. PotentialIncident7 Avatar

    Only if someone inflates them before.

  17. PressFforOriginality Avatar

    Ball size vary everyday/week… Its never the same size.

    It depends on weather,temperature, or fighting an illness like cold and when was the last time you nut.

  18. Kelmor93 Avatar

    What also floats in water? Does woody float?

  19. Fiona512 Avatar

    This made me laugh!

  20. Background-Device-36 Avatar

    How do we accurately measure bollockal volume so we can compare it to the normal distribution curve?

  21. MaterialParsley7536 Avatar

    Since I don’t compare my ball size to other guys, or would even have the opportunity to do so, I didn’t think I’m qualified to answer this.

  22. Conundrum1911 Avatar

    Balls no, penis head yes.

  23. Expensive-Track4002 Avatar

    Free balling not free floating.

  24. SheepherderLow1753 Avatar
  25. sicarius254 Avatar

    Hold on, let me ask my husband….

  26. Wild-Cauliflower9421 Avatar

    I knew a guy called Wayne the drain, he had absolutely massive balls, his sack was the size of a small car. He told me he did porn, but I cannot verify that. Eventually he needed an operation because they were out of control BIG. Like, you’d need two hands.

    I’d imagine they would drag him down to the bottom of the ocean if he fell into the sea.

  27. livens Avatar

    Pretty much neutral buoyancy.

  28. Panthean Avatar

    Mine sink the the ocean floor and hold me in place like an anchor

  29. TheRealDylanTobak Avatar

    My balls dip into the toilet water when I’m dropping wolf bait, but only just, so I can neither confirm or deny balls float.

  30. TheRealDylanTobak Avatar

    My balls dip into the toilet water when I’m dropping wolf bait, but only just, so I can neither confirm or deny balls float.

  31. zenerNoodle Avatar

    Nope. They don’t float at all.

    I’d guess that even those guys who inject silicone into their scrotum don’t have floating balls.

  32. xuzxzx Avatar

    They are kinda too attached to a heavy and gigantic rod to test the float theory

  33. fermat9990 Avatar

    They are so large that they flip me over when I try to do a dead man’s float

  34. OptimusRhyme86 Avatar

    Opposite. They pull me down. Can’t fill the bath too full or I might drown.

    But naw. Def don’t float

  35. ShadedCanyon-7 Avatar

    Haha, depends on the person, but it’s more about body buoyancy than ball size 😄

  36. UncBarry Avatar

    Empty or full?

  37. BaconMeetsCheese Avatar

    Better question: How do men know what size of balls they got? Do they go to ball academy and getting ball certificates?

  38. parrothead_69 Avatar

    They float….right up into my body. SHRINKAGE!

  39. dystopiannonfiction Avatar

    Is the water cold? Because if the water is cold, the biggest nutted of big nutted fellows will tell you that even big balls shrink up into shriveled walnuts.
    Fun fact: this is a protective mechanism designed to preserve integrity of the sperm from damage. Nature is fuckin lit

  40. Purposlessporpoise Avatar

    My balls are two hard stones. They don’t float.

  41. imsorryinadvance420 Avatar

    also unless its a hot tub your scrote will shrink up to keep your balls an even temp. so aint no floatin.

  42. unbanned_lol Avatar

    Not in a pool. But when they touch toilet water they immediately start floating in the air above the toilet water.

  43. Emergent_Phen0men0n Avatar

    I’d say neutrally buoyant.

  44. Exciting_Turn_9559 Avatar

    If I’m floating in the water, technically so are my balls.

  45. Certain-Medicine1934 Avatar

    One of my balls floats. The other two do not.

  46. joltz43 Avatar

    Yes, just like buoys.

  47. Sugarman4 Avatar

    They don’t float as well as my 90 year old wife’s penduncular G cup breasts

  48. AMDonkie Avatar

    Mine didn’t save me from almost drowning