Last October I was still (unfortunately) living with my now NC MIL. She’s obsessed with TV — like, it’s her entire personality — and because it was Halloween, she had serial killer marathons on 24/7.
Meanwhile, I’m 9 months pregnant, exhausted, and really trying not to fill my head with gore before labor. So I thought, “Let’s put on something calm. A nature documentary. Mama cheetahs, tiny cubs… wholesome, right?”
…Wrong.
The scene was literally just a mama cheetah hunting to feed her babies. Totally normal. Totally innocent. And this woman decides it’s the perfect time to say:
“You know, sometimes during mating season the sons help their mamas.”
Her eldest son (my partner) was sitting RIGHT there. We locked eyes, silently screamed “nope,” and went straight upstairs. Because… what in the actual backwoods Alabama cheetah fanfic is that??
Like, ma’am. Nobody needed to know the dark recesses of your brain. Nobody asked. Nobody ever will.
Needless to say, she’s NC now — and I sincerely hope she enjoys her serial killer reruns, because she’s the creepiest creep I’ve ever met.
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That’s about as fucked up and vomit inducing a thing as she could possibly have said. Just…why…did she feel the need to let that come out of her mouth? Esp in front of her son and DIL? Enjoy your NC. I assume your SO is also NC? How did MIL react to not having access to your LO (if indeed she has no access to LO)?
Right? Like wtf is wrong with some Mil?🧟
Pardon the fuck? Help how?
Don’t answer that. That was the most out of pocket comment I’ve ever heard.