My best mate is getting married tomorrow. What is something I can bring that would be handy for the day tomorrow?
My best mate is getting married tomorrow. What is something I can bring that would be handy for the day tomorrow?
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My best mate is getting married tomorrow. What is something I can bring that would be handy for the day tomorrow?
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Divorce papers.
A hip flask for a wee dram if the nerves kick in.
Tide to go, spills happen
Dude wipes or any wet wipe, no one wants a raw/itchy butthole
Hydration pack for the morning/ morning after assuming youre drinking always best to hydrate
Breakfast in the morning if it isnt already handled
Portable speakers to set a vibe when getting ready
Breath mints
Not in your pockets, too bulky. In a bag while you’re getting ready:
Mints (altoids or mentos), a new chapstick, small band aids, tiny pocket knife (DO NOT YANK TAGS OFF OF ANYTHING, don’t risk tearing shit).
Sounds dumb but I brought a tennis ball on a whim and we just tossed and bounced it around a bit between things. there’s a lot of hurry up and wait on wedding days
Clean handkerchief
the post title should be Last Minute Gift Ideas
A hip flask
Your sharpest sword. Neighboring villages know that a wedding distracts the community and offers a perfect opportunity to attack.
Your job is to make sure he doesn’t have to think about anything. He can’t find something, you find it. He has something in his hand he doesn’t know what to do with it? You take it.
But on the more meaningful side, his emotions are high and when that happens, our vision tunnels. Take time to point out beautiful moments he may be missing “doesn’t your mom look nice?” “Wow, did you taste X? Here have one.” He’s not going to remember a gift. But if you give him half a dozen moments to savor in his memory and that he can tell in his stories with his future wife about their wedding day, that’s a gift that sicks with him even if you don’t get credit (which isn’t the point)
A lint roller
Condoms
Propofol and a team of people to abduct them. Kidnapping so to speak. Then send them to a gorgeous holiday retreat for 5 days. Bring them back to town and dump them at a random diner somewhere! If they are mad at the end, then it was meant to be. If not mad then you saved their life!
Just know how to tie a tie. Multiple knot sizes. There’s always at least one dingus in the bridal party who can’t do it himself.
Full tank of gas
A nurse with IV bags of saline and a banana bag for the morning after!
Flask, pocket stitching kit (and know how to use it), handkerchief, list of obscure guests names and relationships, ED med for groom in case drunk.
Listerine breath strips for after hitting the flask.
When I got married, I gave all of my groomsmen and ushers little cards with the phone numbers for local hotels, directions from the church to the reception, locations of stores like Target, Walmart, etc., just in case a guest needed to find something.
Make sure he eats! He’ll be busy, have nerves, etc. Just get him food!
If it is outdoors consider sunscreen.
A fan
Having a fan the groom and groomsman can stand in front of to cool down while wearing suits can be a big help
If you have more than one, throw them in your car in case the bridesmaids need one too
Summer weddings get hot..even when there is air conditioning
In fact, you should encourage all the groomsman to bring fans if they have them…just leave them in your car until needed
A flask