Had this memory resurface listening to an older episode today and thought I’d share here. When I (f21) was younger it was pretty regular for me to watch my brother (m18) when my parents ran to the grocery or to run errands. I think I was around 10 or so at the time ,brother was probably 6-7. My parents had gone to the store near by and left me in charge of my brother. Usually we didn’t do much but watch tv or hang outside. So there I was on the couch watching Disney channel when my brother starts hollering from the other room “come here I’ve got to show you something!!” I was content on the couch and also a stubborn older sister I told him if u want to show me you can bring it here, he’d respond “I can’t, I can’t you have to come here!!” We went back and forth like this for a lil while before he finally came to the living room, with his hand behind his back. He pulled out what he wanted to show me so bad. It was a turd!! His turd!! He’s clutching it in a soggy wad of toilet paper. I just remember cackling and telling him to put it in the toilet. I don’t know what was so magnificent about this turd that he had to show me but it always gives me a good laugh thinking about it.
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Backup of the post’s body: Had this memory resurface listening to an older episode today and thought I’d share here. When I (f21) was younger it was pretty regular for me to watch my brother (m18) when my parents ran to the grocery or to run errands. I think I was around 10 or so at the time ,brother was probably 6-7. My parents had gone to the store near by and left me in charge of my brother. Usually we didn’t do much but watch tv or hang outside. So there I was on the couch watching Disney channel when my brother starts hollering from the other room “come here I’ve got to show you something!!” I was content on the couch and also a stubborn older sister I told him if u want to show me you can bring it here, he’d respond “I can’t, I can’t you have to come here!!” We went back and forth like this for a lil while before he finally came to the living room, with his hand behind his back. He pulled out what he wanted to show me so bad. It was a turd!! His turd!! He’s clutching it in a soggy wad of toilet paper. I just remember cackling and telling him to put it in the toilet. I don’t know what was so magnificent about this turd that he had to show me but it always gives me a good laugh thinking about it.
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Oh ffs I never saw that coming.
You are an excellent sister – I hope you always stay close to eachother.