So my husband gets this text from his mom
“Is everything ok? I had a horrible dream. Your penis fell off.”
Imagine if a dad texted his daughter saying, “I had a dream your vagina fell out. Are you okay?’”
Like… WHAT. That would be horrifying.
I’m a mom too and if I had a dream like that about my kid? I wouldn’t text him. I wouldn’t journal it.
I would simply keep it to myself forever and let that nightmare die in silence, as any normal person would.
Sadly, I wish I could say this text surprised me.
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I…. can’t even imagine.
You should text her and ask her if she’s ok, cos you’re worried she’s getting a case of geriatric brain stupefaction.
Did he reply to the text? I’ve got to know lol
I’d tell her it’s crazy cause it actually happened
Why is she dreaming about her son’s penis? She has mental issues.
If I had a dream that in any way revolved around one of my sons’ penises, I would check myself into a mental facility for an immediate WTF EVAL.
Hahaha I just saw your screenshot of it posted in r/weird, what a crazy lady! What kind of mother dreams of her son’s junk???
A good time to listen to some King Missile.
These are the kinds of intrusive comments lunatics make that are best met with long silence to the point where they say “are you there?” – “yes” – “did you hear what I said?” – “yes” more pause… etc., until they realize they have no traction and end the call.
That, is weird as heeeelllll
It’s giving ~ I’ll take any excuse to talk about my son’s penis. 🤢🤮