my own “stealing from the venue” story. Got a legit gig and ignored my responsibilities.

Got a day lobor job slinging pizza for a sports event at a stadium. Everyone who worked these booths were day labor. My break came up and worked it out so that my coworkers would give me a stack of pizzas for free. Walked out, around the line in my uniform, and they passed the pizzas to me in front of the whole line. No one questioned it.

Took those pizzas and walked around to the beer vendors, who were also day labor. Offered them pizza in exchange for beer. They were all too happy because no one had come to relieve them for lunch and we’re hungry. Got a ton of beer, put it in my backpack. Took off my uniform and just strolled around the stadium, getting drunk and enjoying the show. Got paid in full. Good times.