I live with my parents and share a room with my dipshit younger brother. I almost got caught in the act a few times which is why I used to go in the garage. I hate beating it in the shower or in the bathroom and I remembered one day that the garage light didn’t work and that was my safest option. It hasn’t worked since I was in elementary school cuz something was wrong with the switch or electrical. I’d go out there in the middle of the night and take care of business in the dark. Even if someone were to snoop, you’d need a flashlight to see so I felt safe. Been doing that for years. Well, I came home last week and saw an electrician truck and was told the garage light is fixed. Fuck! The switch is inside the house next to the door so all someone needs to do is flick the switch and peek in and they’d see since there’s not much more room in front of the cars. I don’t have my safe dark space anymore😩😩😩
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maybe switch to a bathroom?
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I think a lot of garages have no insulation right? So you can beat off when it’s super cold or hot? Damn
Well get over yourself and learn to TCOB in the bathroom
While you’re in the garage your brother is probably spanking it in the bedroom.
Next stop. The attic.
The bathroom has long been a hallowed place of privacy. Do not shun years of tradition. Learn to use the privacy of the bathroom to your advantage.
You can try temporarily unscrew the light bulb (if it’s accessible) every time when you go out.
Either attic or basement next?
Maybe consider your parents are trying to problem solve how to get you to stop this in such a public place of the house. There’s a good chance they know, and this repair could be related, especially if they didn’t bother for years before this.
The bathroom is meant to be private at least, the garage is not.
Just some things to consider.
Improvise, adapt, overcome. Now carry on soldier! 🫡