My roomie doesn’t know I know about her stash, so I used some.

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My roomies and I get along really well, but one (Clarice) owes me some money from when I’d take her to work and get coffee every day. It was always “I’ll pay you back” but she never did, no biggie. Well today my other roomie (Sydney) and I were hanging out and she mentioned Clarice kept her cocaine in Sydney’s room somewhere because her boyfriend doesn’t know she uses and he lives with us too, in her room. I haven’t done cocaine in almost two decades, but when Sydney said that, I was like, well let’s find it. Anyway, we did, it was easy, and each did a few lines. Now I consider the debt paid as I am getting so much stuff done that I needed to get done tonight with zero desire to do the booger sugar again. I’ll stick to my weed.

Comments

  1. Geomunk Avatar

    Well that was a RIDE😮‍💨😮‍💨😂😂

  2. therealwhoaman Avatar

    I think this good roommate balance

  3. karmacuda Avatar

    so glad i chose to read this tonight