Someone in the vast universe will have terrible luck this year. To avoid this and to give yourself god’s blessing, send this text to 5 other people on your contact list
Stay away. Stay far far away. We are not mature enough as a species to meet with you yet. Wish you the best, someday when we are finally all grown up maybe.
“If you receive this message, it means the worst has come to pass and our civilisation was devoured by a mutant star goat. Please maintain a safe distance of at least 100 light years so as to avoid alerting it of your existence”.
Skibbity Ohio toilet rizz. Sorry…I’m old and don’t really know what any of that means but I think the aliens should have a connection with earths youth
I am a pacifist of this world. It is the luck of your civilization that I am the first to receive your message. I am warning you: Do not answer! Do not answer!! Do not answer!!!
There are tens of millions of stars in your direction. As long as you do not answer, this world will not be able to ascertain the source of your transmission.
But if you do answer, the source will be located right away. Your planet will be invaded. Your world will be conquered!
I hope we get the chance for it to be a wake up call. At this point I have zero optimism that we will actually have another legitimate election in this country.
Comments
We’re curious, mostly peaceful—let’s talk.
Urgent: Earth running out of pizza. Send help
What’s up boi ?
Try finger, but hole.
💀
We’re waiting
Please take Trump and Elon away
Are we alone, or are we late to the party? Sending good vibes either way.
U up?
“Save us from ourselves”
HALP
🚀🌎💥
Uhh, whattttuppppp yall it’s ya boi Skinny Penis!
URGENT: Cloud account has been suspended, please click here to resolve.
(insert link to suspicious website)
“Would you still love me if i was a worm”
What are you doing?
I want to speak to the manager!!
BYOB
Don’t visit, it’s dangerous on planet Earth !!!
A/S/L
New phone, who dis?
We’re mostly cool down here… mostly.
U up?
Have you thought about changing your car insurance?
All your base are belong to us.
We did this, stay away.
Sup?
Help us!! (Clearly I’m an American)
Send nudes.
Stay away. Our record dealing with less advanced cultures should tell us that there’s a good chance that the aliens won’t be friendly.
Excuse me, do you have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Sauron?
Gaaayyyyyyyyyy
Mostly Harmless.
You just lost the game.
RUN
Take me to your leader.
Someone in the vast universe will have terrible luck this year. To avoid this and to give yourself god’s blessing, send this text to 5 other people on your contact list
Travel advisory – it’s not safe to be an alien in the US.
Stay away. Stay far far away. We are not mature enough as a species to meet with you yet. Wish you the best, someday when we are finally all grown up maybe.
🙂
Rick rolling them 100%
Eat shit
Do not engage with earth…we are a primitive society built on violence
” FUCC OFF ” .
Please take the president and his cronies, use as many probs as possible… then dispose on desolate planet.
Thanks
English motherfucker, do you speak it !?!
It’s a shit show down here, beam me up Scotty
‘Hi there,
We try to reach you about your extended car warranty…’
Guys, come on, stop breathing through your skulls, you’re frightening the children.
We surrender, please conquer us immediately.
So how is the s@x
Keep ‘er movin, nothing to see here….
Gtfoh
RUN!
Send nudes
…… Here’s the address: 1600 Pennsylvania Ave….
“How big is my cock from up there?”
29/M/NZ/Earth, u?
send help
Humans makes great food
New planet, who dis?
Ngl my first thought was a simple “Hi!”
You ain’t seen me, right?
Your tax liability is $1,000,000,000,000,000 and you can make direct payment to me.
Help!
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now.
Earth = Harmless
I didn’t get payed enough for this
ayylmao
“If you receive this message, it means the worst has come to pass and our civilisation was devoured by a mutant star goat. Please maintain a safe distance of at least 100 light years so as to avoid alerting it of your existence”.
Don’t trust the US. Ever.
Kill us; we’re broken.
DANGER! DONT COME.
Yo. New phone. Who dis?
Send nudes
New phone, who dis?
Bring beer.
Don’t ever lick your finger and put it in a humans ear. They really hate that.
Don’t trust trump!
Hey, was wondering if you got those photos printed?
Party at my house 8 o’clock! Bring babes of all sexes!
Chocolate is good other than that We’re not worth it
bogos binted?
Liberate tutamet ex infirnis.
Stay away. Not safe.
We’ve been trying to reach you about your spaceship insurance.
Stay away we are idiots
DO NOT ANSWER
Sup?
We’re curious, mostly harmless, and would love to say hi!
Everybody wang chung tonight
Stay the fuck away, humans can’t be trusted.
In the vastness of space we have met in these odd circumstances. So I ask a simple question, You got any games on your phones?
Shhh bby is ok
“TAKE ME WITH YOU!”
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
Sup?
Do not answer
Send Nudes!
Friends, you do NOT want to come here. Save yourselves.
If you can read this you are to close
Here be monsters
Come get me now pls
Hi guy, try Thai high pie
Send nudes
Help
Eep Op Orc Ah-ah.
Take me with you.
Aliens:
We have been trying to contact you about your space ships extended warranty.
Come get Trump
Don’t come over just yet. We have some cleaning up to do.
send nudes
Please ring bell and WAIT for me to answer. DO NOT LEAVE PACKAGE ON DOORSTEP
Stay the fuck away. This is a not a nice place and you want no part of it.
Show us the way.
Send nudes
Please come get me.
“When you come to earth, ask for Ligma.”
Mom will you come pick me up, I don’t like it here
👽🤝🥷
“Don’t let us make a poll for your race or planet name it will end up being:
Don’t bother stopping by; there’s no intelligent life down here.
Don’t come here to annihilate us we are doing it ourselves
I’d give them the run down on God and Jesus and advise them to go to church or else
What’s the character count? Because I can send a long ass message explaining what’s happening and that their experiment has gone awry.
Greetings, I am an African Prince, and I have suddenly found myself in an unreasonable position. I need to transfer $10m quickly into your account…….
WHASSUUPPP
Danger!
Ieyehsjajwhehjwjwjwjw, it’s not like they would understand anyway
Newds Incoming….
I’m pregnant, we need to talk
Don’t bother…
Bring beer
Don’t dead open inside.
“ack…ack…ackack!”
Please turn off the Sun, trust me you dont want to see us.
“RUN”
Get me out.
How much is a gram over there?
We’ll bang okay!
Katy Perry does not represent the human race
“Send Nukes”
Dam girl, bring that ass over here.
Tell me your energy source and how to get it, we use electricity it we are too limited
Help
First!
Its not worth it.
Turn around, this place is fucked.
Stay away if you know what’s good for you
Quarantine. Extreme danger. Contagious stupidity.
Nothing to see here.
GO BACK!!!!
We are bugs?
Wazzzzuppppp
New planet, who dis?
No intelligent life here. Move along.
Come get this Orange turd
Don’t bother, we’ll destroy ourselves before you can.
New phone who dis?
Come get these nazis please! Take them all, don’t return one of them. They make way too much noise, and they stink!
Skibbity Ohio toilet rizz. Sorry…I’m old and don’t really know what any of that means but I think the aliens should have a connection with earths youth
Run away!
This world has received your message.
I am a pacifist of this world. It is the luck of your civilization that I am the first to receive your message. I am warning you: Do not answer! Do not answer!! Do not answer!!!
There are tens of millions of stars in your direction. As long as you do not answer, this world will not be able to ascertain the source of your transmission.
But if you do answer, the source will be located right away. Your planet will be invaded. Your world will be conquered!
Do not answer! Do not answer!! Do not answer!!!
Bring lube
Can you please take back Mark?
I hope we get the chance for it to be a wake up call. At this point I have zero optimism that we will actually have another legitimate election in this country.
DTF?
Don’t panic.
Take me with youuuuuu
Please don’t judge us by our current leaders
New fone
Who dis
Turn back
Jeff Fischer can you hear me?
42
We taste like shit
come get me
HELP
Save us
Uwu can you glass this planet uwu
I need a ride out of here
How come you guys always land in the USA?
Gfy
I can confirm that there’s no intelligent life here. Look elsewhere.
Do you have the answer to the Fermi Paradox?
It’s very important I leave before my phone bill arrives. Intergalactic hitchhiker here, and I totally know where my towel is.
Safety not guaranteed
Besa mi Culo!
[five bullet points about what I accomplished this week]
Whazzzzzuuuuuuup? Xp
hi
Please be gentle, we’re not all scumbags
Send nudes
Protect yourselves, avoid this planet.