Nothing more pretentious than going to a burger place and having no other option than some fuck ass sauce that tastes like water with a hint of tomato. I just want Heinz or Hunts, or literally any other mass sold ketchup. I don’t care that it’s full of sugar, that’s why I want to eat it. We don’t need you pouring time into something that has already been figured out. Stop spending so much time figuring out how to make your ketchup taste like shit and focus on getting the rest of your food to a higher standard.