As a child I had a narcissistic step parent that would ground me at the slightest thing. Don’t remember what got me grounded but I went to search for my tablet in her room. I did not find my tablet. But I found gold instead. Between movies, lube, and rubbers, there was about 10-15 different vibrating toys. I knew what I had to do. I open her bedroom window just enough to get my arm through. And I got to tossing. Every vibrator went out that window. And not just any window. But the window to the front yard. I had made a masterpiece of the front yard, now covered in rainbow pokedots. It was a few days before they released that they front yard turned into a personal display. Needless to say I was definitely grounded, and probably one of the more deserving lol.
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savage💀 did your neighbours notice?
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Hope they were clean 🤐
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
If you can’t have fun, nor can she
Best story ever. Some step parents are great, however there are a lot that are terrible and treat step children like they are just in the way. It can get way worse if bad step parent has a child with biological step parent.
Lol and😂😂😂😂 your jokes on your stepmom , 💯 I hope the neighbors seen it
What did she say?
Sounds like she a freak. And ur dad was having ED problems
You should start the book with your throwing the toys out the window. Great way to hook a reader into the rest of the story.
They didn’t notice 15 dildos in the front yard? Doesn’t sound real.
Trew
Your version of Toy Story.
( I’m sure there’s a "Woodie" joke somewhere….)
That’s hot af you should of tried to fuck her
Why the fuck would she need 15!?!?
That’s an awesome story. My dad was like that. Terrible things all the time. His grandfather was the county sheriff. He straighted up in his later teens. I had my phase of not so bright ideas myself.
this is so funny lmao. i can’t imagine touching them tho