Outdoor Dining at Restaurants Usually Sucks

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It’s a constant battle to keep the wind from blowing menus and napkins away sometimes

Bugs: some quite persistent, like flies and gnats

It’s becoming increasingly common for people to bring poorly-adjusted pets

Parents give their kids a wider berth to be annoying because it’s outside

In the city, cars and pedestrians are constantly parading by the table, sometimes quite close

Service is often worse: out of sight, out of mind

Someone in the party usually ends up roasting in the sun or facing into it

Sometimes the stars align and it’s a nice experience to dine outdoors, but more often than not, I regret it.

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  2. HR_King Avatar

    You need a better location, that’s all.

  3. lyta_hall Avatar

    You need to go to better places, my dude

  4. IntrovertsRule99 Avatar

    It all depends on the weather, but when I hit the sweet spot of temperature and breeze I enjoy it a lot.

  5. HappyMonchichi Avatar

    Sounds like you don’t like eating outside.

  6. Level-Coast8642 Avatar

    I’ve seen it as you described before. I don’t go back to those places. A lot of outdoor venues are nice near me.

  7. blowurhousedown Avatar

    Maybe look at the positives of the experience rather than hyper-focusing on the negatives?

  8. ba_cam Avatar

    Congrats the actual unpopular opinion, but, just leave outside dining for those of us who enjoy it and either go somewhere else or dine inside.

  9. spacex-predator Avatar

    I agree in part, if you are trying to have a food centered experience at the establishment, usually not so great. If you are there more for drinks they are often superior to the inside experience

  10. flying_cactus Avatar

    Eat outside, eat inside, in America it’s a free country so you can actually pick.

  11. Dorado-Buster28 Avatar

    Generally I agree but when you hit it right, it is great.

  12. Consistent-Ad-6078 Avatar

    What I will mention is most cities are lacking in windbreak infrastructure. In the country, you have all these trees and such that slow down the gusts of wind, which leads to a calmer environment. So a country side establishment can have a fairly calm atmosphere.

    In a city, you don’t have near as much surface area slowing down the winds, so gusts are usually higher and stronger. Are these restaurants that you’ve been to surrounded by a lot of trees or is it parking lots?

  13. blizzard7788 Avatar

    For 50 years I worked construction and had to eat lunch outside. Most times sitting on a pile of lumber or stone.
    I’m retired now and don’t eat outside.

  14. Goddamitdonut Avatar

    Seafood is best eaten outside.  Something about it.  But when it come to breaking down some crabs that I will only eat outside 

  15. Living_Molasses4719 Avatar

    I am absolutely never choosing to dine outside as an option.

  16. CPA_Lady Avatar

    I agree with you. In Mississippi where I am, outdoor dining is miserable all year long. There are no good places.

  17. Comfortable-Dog-8437 Avatar

    Yeah its actually not that fun. Its either the sun is in your face or its loud and windy. I think the idea of it is fun not in reality.

  18. Wrong-Landscape-2508 Avatar

    I agree, I will still choose the outdoor seating on the breezy beach though.

  19. bigedthebad Avatar

    In Europe, it’s fabulous.

  20. MyBeardHatesYou Avatar

    I agree, especially if it’s near a body of water, which it usually is. Seagulls, mayflies, abrupt winds, the sun, not for me. Put me inside with the AC blastin. However, eating outside when it’s cold outside is excellent. One of my favorite things to do on New Year’s Eve is grill up burgers and dogs, eat a couple outside in the snow, it’s pretty rad.

  21. VinegarMyBeloved Avatar

    Near me most outdoor dining spaces are enclosed to some degree (with fences to keep out pedestrians and cars and a roof, awning, or large umbrellas to block out the sun) and have as many tables as the inside of the restaurant so the division of labor with servers is pretty equal. Most don’t allow pets, only service animals. Sure, when the weather’s shitty there’s nothing to be done about that, but it’s a pretty nice experience as long as the temperature is comfortable. I can’t recall going to too many restaurants where the sun/passing people/service were a big deal. I think your area may just not cater to outdoor dining.

  22. VampArcher Avatar

    Agreed.

    In Florida, so many restaurants have outdoor seating over the water to be fancy and it makes so sense at all because it’s usually so scorching hot you could probably cook your meal on the parking lot pavement. Not to mention flies, birds swooping down to steal your food and the wind picking it up.

  23. Baron-Von-Mothman Avatar

    This one I agree with. If I wanted a picnic I would fuck off into the woods haha

  24. Jazzlike_Cod_3833 Avatar

    Oh my God. Thank you. Yeah! It sucks, less service cold plates, spiders and other bugs. Why in God’s name chose to dine outdoors? When is that ever a good idea.

  25. Girl_Power55 Avatar

    Agreed. Roasting in the sun is the worst for me.

  26. ejisoo Avatar

    I agree. But my biggest issue with outdoor dining is that the lawn chairs and tables they use are far more uncomfortable and/or wobbly than the ones they have inside for some reason.