peeing in his mouth?

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my husband has been joking lately and making little comments about me peeing in his mouth. at home i’ll get up to go pee and he will see me leave and just open his mouth and point while smiling. he’s verbally mentioned too saying “baby you could pee in my mouth and it would still be okay” in response to me apologizing for asking him to hold a light in a porta potty for me. he’s made jokes at work too when it’s just us there. anyway is this a joke? i feel as if it was sincere but im also like does he really want me to pee in his mouth? is it a new catch phrase? is it a joke?

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  1. cupidcat0214 Avatar

    i don’t think he’s joking😭😭😭

  2. AcanthisittaFlaky385 Avatar

    Just ask him if he wants to clean up because “there is no toilet paper left” the next time you need to pee.

  3. Land_Squid_1234 Avatar

    He’s not joking. If you don’t want to do that, you’ve gotta tell him. He’s trying to gauge your willingness/interest

  4. BookLuvr7 Avatar

    If this is real, I bet your husband has wandered into the crazy world of piss porn. He might be asking about golden showers next.

  5. Triston1123 Avatar

    “Am I doing it right Gerald?”

  6. Sergeant_Fred_Colon Avatar

    Assert dominance, whip ya keks off, grab his head and shout drink biatch.

    Then you’ll see if its a joke.

  7. Elisterre Avatar

    He wants you to

  8. GunnisonCap Avatar

    He’s not joking, he’s sounding you out to see if you are open to it because for some reason it turns him on. It’s a kink, I dated a girl who wanted me to urinate on her.. which I did, and then she showered. She loved it, I honestly didn’t really like it at all but did it for her. That was my experience of it.. a bit like say a foot fetish, if it’s not your thing, you won’t get it.

  9. AgileInitial5987 Avatar

    Ah he just wants to try it. Sometimes we develop things we want to try but he’s too shy to just ask. Get him some swimming goggles and tell him to lie down in the bath and make the man’s dreams come true 🤣

  10. shivakanou Avatar

    Make them man happy and give him that golden shower

  11. 7heBakaNeko Avatar

    just ask him he yo husband but he def does tbh but ofc ONLY if you want otherwise you’re gonna hate him later for wanting this 😭

  12. Mountain-Wing-6952 Avatar

    It sounds like he really wants you to. If you don’t want to, tell him no

  13. Ser_Hans Avatar

    He’s your husband, lady. Next time he brings that up in a joking manner, you change to a more serious note and ask something along the lines of “Honey, I’ve noticed you mention this frequently lately, could it be you actually want me to try that?” Now, depending on your own opinion on that, you either add “I’d be open to try it.” or “I don’t think I would be comfortable with that, could you please stop bringing that up?”.

  14. shoulda-known-better Avatar

    I joke about putting my finger in my hubbys bum someday….

    Am I going to? Not unless he lets me…

    But am I joking? Absolutely not

    So take what you will from that lol

  15. Mikko420 Avatar

    Yup. That dude really wants it.

    I think you need to talk kinks with your bf.

  16. -acidlean- Avatar

    Bro it’s your literal husband, what about TALK TO HIM.

  17. justamiqote Avatar

    This reminds me of the reddit guy who paid a prostitute to explore some “exotic fantasies” and then realized halfway, he didn’t like it anymore.

    It was hilarious.

    Edit: Someone else found it!

    And another one I read

  18. HairyHorseKnuckles Avatar

    Start slow by pissing on his leg in the shower. Gauge how you both feel about it and move forward from there

  19. OreoKing10 Avatar

    Mentioning it one time could be a joke. Mentioning it multiple times however? Lmao

  20. fatinternetcat Avatar

    he’s trying to subtly gauge your interest in his piss fetish

  21. Individualchaotin Avatar

    No, it’s not a joke. It’s at least a fantasy, if not a kink or fetish. You need to think about it and then talk to him about it.

  22. asicarii Avatar

    In some multiverse I would let someone I trust to pee in my mouth in a life or death scenario but I would never want nor joke I would get pleasure out of it in any reality.

    I am with most of this sub that you should just pee in his mouth and buy him a new post-pee drinking toothbrush and mouthwash.

  23. MachoCamachoZ Avatar

    “Hey honey, I’m not really comfortable with all the comments you’re making about peeing in your mouth, however if this is a something you’re genuinely interested in, I’d like to explore this with you”

  24. Basic_Quantity_9430 Avatar

    Why don’t you ask him if he wants you to pee in his mouth? Some men have a pee kink, where they want a woman to pee on them or on the face or in their mouth. If your husband has that kink, he may have kept to himself, but time makes the desire for kinks stronger. Better he does it with you than go out and try someone else.

    If you do agree. Have him lay down with towels under his head and you squat over his face and pee. He will take in what he wants and the rest will pour on his face.

  25. 2muchtequila Avatar

    Take a shower together and tell him to get on his knees, then hose him down.

    There’s no clean up and if it turns out he actually hates it he’s already in the shower.

  26. OkPermission5671 Avatar

    Next time he licks you to orgasm hold his head there and release a little wee into his mouth, I suspect he will love it.

    I did

  27. alexmaycovid Avatar

    It really sounds weird. Say “thank you but no” and offer him eating out instead 😁

  28. annoyinconquerer Avatar

    This is a porn category. He def watches that shit and it’s more common than you think

  29. CumAndMoreCumPartTwo Avatar

    It depends on your relationship. If having running jokes like this is common for your relationship, I wouldn’t think anything of it.

    That said, he could be trying to soft launch a kink of his.

  30. Noemotionallbrain Avatar

    Only one way to know

  31. PabloAtTheBar Avatar

    Just don’t wipe after you go and let him go down on you 😉

  32. 556or762 Avatar

    I’m going to go against the grain and say he might be joking. He might not really want you to specifically pee in his mouth.

    I make that joke (and others) about fetishist stuff all the time, and I have no specific desire to be literally pissed on.

    In my experience, most men are only as kinky as you are comfortable with, because we have learned from an early age that saying we are balls to the walls open for anything for a woman we love can rapidly become “creepy” or “wierd” if she isn’t into the same thing and push them away.

    This is a roundabout way of saying, he may or may not actually want that specific act. What is clear, however, is that he is telling you that he is open to more “adventurous” sexual actions while couching it in a joke format in order to protect himself in case it gives you what the kids these days call “the ick.”

    Another comment said something about going and taking a piss and telling him to come and clean you up. If you are interested in exploring this specific avenue, with a side order of dominance, that is a legit great strategy.

    But on a deeper level, I think your husband is trying to make it clear that he is open to try things, even things that are “gross.” That’s a good thing, and if you are open to that or something else, give is a shot.

  33. OTKBlack Avatar

    Just pee in that mans mouth. He’s shy and putting himself out there.

  34. Ferrarispitwall Avatar

    I’m gonna break this to you gently.

    Women are the gatekeepers to the depths of depravity reached in most marriages. If you wanted to pee in your husbands mouth, he’s down.

  35. MRbaconfacelol Avatar

    he may be alluding to his desire for you to urinate in his major facial orifice

  36. blutigetranen Avatar

    He wants to drink your piss.

  37. funatical Avatar

    He wants a golden shower. Good luck.

  38. Polarchuck Avatar

    Sounds like it’s time to have a serious talk with your husband about if he wants to investigate watersports with you. Before that conversation you need to do some thinking about how you feel about golden showers.

  39. CrustyT-shirt Avatar

    Not a joke. Talk to him about it. If you really love him maybe even consider it and if it really grosses you out that much then maybe explore other things you could do to spice up the bedroom situation. He is clearly missing something in the sexual aspect of things.

  40. AngelhairOG Avatar

    Hopefully you’re aware, but consent is important. Whether he wants it or not, it matters how YOU feel about it too. Doesn’t sound like a joke being told to be funny. Like others have said, probably gauging how you feel or to get a response without having to ask in a serious manner because it might be embarrassing. No kink shame, but I want to emphasize that it’s important you’re comfortable if and when it gets real.

  41. NoWarrantyRepair Avatar

    Just pee in his mouth already.

  42. noah_monroe16 Avatar

    I mean I hold my hands out in a bowl shape whenever my girlfriend says she has to go to the bathroom. But it’s more for the shock laugh. I would prefer she didn’t actually pee in my hands. So this seems pretty normal to me 🤷🏻🤷🏻 but maybe I’m not so normal.

  43. jjcoolel Avatar

    Give him $50 and tell him to get a Russian hooker

  44. Fit_Lifeguard_3722 Avatar

    He just wants a taste. Don’t be bitter.

  45. jayhgee Avatar

    Take a shower together and pee on his leg and see what his response is. He may be trying to spice things up a bit.

  46. CatBoyTrip Avatar

    goddamn, they say guys are bad at reading signals. he wants you to pee in his mouth, lady.

  47. TexasScooter Avatar

    If he’s mentioning it at all, especially more than once, then he most likely really means it underneath all the laughing and smiling.

  48. veganlove95 Avatar

    He’s your HUSBAND. Talk to him

  49. showcase25 Avatar

    Its not a joke.

    Drink alot of water very obviously to him throught the day and say you somehow haven’t used the bathroom in a long time.

    Watch his eyes and the corner of his mouth. He will try to downplay it, but you’ll see that they and he will light up like Chrismas.

    I really don’t think it’s a joke.

  50. darwin2500 Avatar

    You’ll probably only have to do it once, this is one of those ‘better in porn than in reality’ fetishes.

  51. Ralph--Hinkley Avatar

    It’s a kink, take him up on it.

  52. boomstick1985 Avatar

    Maybe in a cup and see what he does to be sure. Then if comfortable go all the way.

  53. Brave_Quantity_5261 Avatar

    Be sure to eat lots of asparagus before you do. Make him really question his choices afterwards.

  54. minorkeyed Avatar

    No jokes are just jokes. They are either projections of unmentionable thoughts or they are provocations of them.

  55. meat-head4 Avatar

    He want you to do it but is afraid/unsure how to bring it up.

  56. jailtheorange1 Avatar

    He’s not joking. Put a thick towel down, tell him to get on his knees on it, and open his mouth. Guarantee he will.

  57. audigex Avatar

    He’s doing a classic “test the waters” with things that are jokey enough to be laughed off if you want to dodge them, but give you an opening to agree to it – or to joke back but less jokey. Basically it’s a way to edge closer to something without committing so hard it’s embarrassing, because it can just be laughed off

    If you don’t want to consider it, just joke back with “Ahaha oh dear, I can’t think of anything worse!” and act like you never took it seriously whatsoever, that way he can laugh it off

    If you want to consider it, a flirty “maybe I will wink” might get the ball rolling. Alternately, he’s your husband, why marry someone if you can’t communicate with him? Just ask if that’s something he’d like to try

  58. Manowar274 Avatar

    It’s a joke to test the waters, it’s very common for some people to “joke” about sexual kinks/ fetishes to see what the reaction is. If you are receptive to it it opens the possibility of it happening and if it doesn’t go over well they can play it off because “it was just a joke.”

  59. Expensive_Error_3305 Avatar

    He wants you to fill his mouth up then in after in reverse bro probably wants to fill you up

  60. DeaddyRuxpin Avatar

    Call his bluff and pee on his face. Either he will be into it or he will never bring it up again. Either way you will know his position on the issue.

  61. SubmissiveDinosaur Avatar

    IDK, but drink pineapple juice that day

  62. inothernus Avatar

    Sounds like you could aim to please.

  63. Abbaddonhope Avatar

    Well 2 ways to find out. Either ask or go for it.

  64. thebestisyetocome Avatar

    Lots of people saying he’s not joking, but the reality is, none of us ACTUALLY know. He might not even know.

    You need to ask him. Thats the only way you’ll know for sure. I’m a Therapist, and I always tell couples to “find out before you freak out.”

    So maybe something like:

    “Hey babe, I’ve noticed you making comments recently about paying them out. I keep wondering if it’s a joke or not, so I figured I would ask. Is there any truth about that when you say it?”

  65. GonnSolo Avatar

    I’ve done some of those things jokingly, just as a show of trust and love and lust but never because I really wanted to. Your husband seems more on the nose for that than me so maybe he truly means it, why not just straight up ask? If he wants it, do it (unless you’re uncomfortable with it), if he doesn’t, you don’t have that doubt anymore and it’s just fun banter

  66. Xin_chao2u2 Avatar

    Sterilize his face!

  67. h3rp3r Avatar

    Start a Kink Night just to do something different together. If he really wants waterplay you’ll know for sure.

  68. Dodgerfan4lyfe33 Avatar

    He wants you to pee in his mouth. No question about it. I used to do that with my wife before I told her about my fetish or my kink.

  69. kapo513 Avatar

    Just pee in his mouth. He’s not joking lol

  70. LittleBoGanja Avatar

    I’d like to believe he’s joking because my husband also makes really weird comments like that but he’s a total weirdo so I know it’s a joke. He always tells me he wants to eat my flabbers (my tricep wings) and when I have an itch he says he’ll scratch it with his bottom teeth. These are just two examples of how weird he can be and he loves when I call him out on it lol I wouldn’t be too concerned

  71. 1aron420 Avatar

    Do it for him.

  72. fatnfragile Avatar

    All piss kinks start as a joke, it’s a thin line. But at some point he’s definitely started meaning it

  73. LilyHex Avatar

    This isn’t a joke, when men “joke” about stuff like this, it’s only a “joke” if you aren’t cool with it, so they can then say “I was just joking, baby!” and they then understand your response and how to proceed.

    This is often used maliciously, but your husband is doing it to tell you he has a piss kink and he genuinely wants you to piss in his face apparently.

    Men do not joke about stuff. When they say it in a joking way, it’s because it’s how they really feel, they’re just lack confidence to be weird/racist/sexist without the safety net of “it’s a joke” to catch them.

    It’s the adult version of “my friend thinks you’re cute”, in this case though, basically.

    He’s testing your reaction to see if you’d be down.

  74. Timmy24000 Avatar

    I’m not into it but if you are. Don’t in the shower so your house doesn’t smell like pee.

  75. Suite38 Avatar

    Try it first in the shower

  76. EdwinQFoolhardy Avatar

    “Haha, I’m just joking, that would be gross. Unless… you’re into it?”

  77. Lady_of_Autumn Avatar

    Check his internet history. It’ll tell you all you need to know

  78. painful_discharge Avatar

    One does not simply joke about water sports

  79. euben_hadd Avatar

    Do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

  80. redfancydress Avatar

    If you listen closely to men they will really tell on themselves.

    He is not joking.

  81. Dachawda Avatar

    Just piss in the dudes mouth, god!

  82. Lady-Evonne77 Avatar

    He’s definitely curious about water sports. You should talk to him about it and see where he stands. Then decide if that’s something you’d be into or if it’s a hard no for you.

  83. bassogeph Avatar

    Ask him. Disgusting, anyways

  84. Cupcake_2635 Avatar

    This is not a joke. He just doesn’t know how to be direct.

  85. JMC811 Avatar

    We’re gonna pee so much, you may even get tired of peeing. And you’ll say, ‘Please, please. It’s too much peeing. We can’t take it anymore, it’s too much

  86. gourdworm Avatar

    My boyfriend used to do that. Only way to find out is to call his bluff.

  87. va4trax Avatar

    Meet middle ground, squirt in his mouth 😭

  88. PlaneEmbarrassed7677 Avatar

    Most of my kinks started out as jokes…until they weren’t 😂

  89. akearney47 Avatar

    He feels comfortable enough to actually ask then… shower with him and do it in there. Fulfill your man’s fantasy, maybe he’ll realize he made a mistake, or, you’ll open your relationship to a new kink.

  90. Waderriffic Avatar

    I’m afraid your husband is a piss freak

  91. dearSalroka Avatar

    Sounds like there’s a bit of truth in the joke, and he’s feeling out your interest in a way that protects him if your answer is ‘no’.

    That said if he is into it, he’s probably interested in the idea/fantasy of it. Reality could be different. So you should talk about it first.

    And if doing that doesn’t interest you, that’s okay too. Just remember to be kind to your partner and don’t use it to judge/mock/dismiss him, as that will only make him less likely to be vulnerable and share in the future.

  92. rolyfuckingdiscopoly Avatar

    He’s not joking. Try it out if you’re interested; if not, respond to his jokes by telling him that you are not going to do that. Do not use a joking tone, but don’t shame him either. He’s clearly trying to gauge whether you’d be into it without it being embarrassing or awkward for either of you, so be nice.

  93. starrmarieski Avatar

    I mean, my bf and I make this joke all the time. But I never suspect that he’s serious, as it’s pretty obvious he’s just being silly and same for me when I make the joke.

    OP just ask him if he seriously wants you to pee in his mouth. Might be a little awkward, but if he says yes just tell him you don’t think you’re comfy with it.

  94. Ok_Ad_2283 Avatar

    Probably worth a try, especially when he’s going down on you (happens to me sometimes with my other half, squinting can be like pee), so maybe start from there.

    I don’t recommend watching pornos to see if you like it (it’s usually edited to make it thicker and more off-putting), also, you won’t be staring at a lady doing it whilst you’re doing it.

    If you’re still unsure, I recommend having a bath together and pee whilst you’re both in it. It’s more discreet and will probably determine if you like it or not.

    Don’t be afraid of exploring and have fun!

  95. bmd201 Avatar

    everyday this sub finds a new way to top itself with the questions i see people ask

  96. BrianJSmall Avatar

    Okay. I’ve hit my Internet limit today. I’m done. I don’t want to kink shame… but ewwwwwww. Good night everybody!

  97. Plaincheddar96 Avatar

    Just pee in bros mouth

  98. Kysman95 Avatar

    “😄Nah, of course I’m joking!🤣Of course! 😂”

    “Unless… 👀”

  99. RoodysRun Avatar

    Take a shit while you’re at it – be proactive.

  100. Extremeconfusion_89 Avatar

    I don’t think he is joking 🥴🤣

  101. vlevla Avatar

    I mean, if he’s going to clean up after

  102. BILADOMOM Avatar

    He’s not joking and is embarrassed to just straight up ask

  103. Madpakke100kg Avatar

    Just fucking ask him if he’s serious. We don’t know him so how would we know??

  104. rheetkd Avatar

    you need to set a boundary if it”s not your thing. Next time he brings it up just say “I qm not into that and do not wish to ever do it”.

  105. anussaurus-rex Avatar

    Uuuugh,i want my wife to do this, but she refuses .all I get is dribbles when I’m chomping on her taco at the end of her orgasam.

  106. Thiscantbemyceiling Avatar

    I make these jokes with my girlfriend all the time.

    To me the joke is that I’m so into my girl that I’d let her piss in my mouth just to be closer to her ass. Do I really want my girl to pee in my mouth? No. But I make the jokes anyways.

  107. hypoxiafox Avatar

    My partner and I make this joke all the time with each other, but neither of us are actually interested in the experience. Difference is, we’re both in on the joke.

    The only way you’re going to really know is by asking. That being said, is it making you uncomfortable? I hope you would hypothetically be understanding of a new curiosity of his, in the same way that I hope he would understand your disinterest or whatever you feel. I’m not really sure how you feel by your post.

  108. Nisagent Avatar

    You should decide if your ok doing that first. And think about what that might lead to. Then discuss with your husband if this is something he really wants to try, maybe where it goes from there and what his and your hard limits are.

  109. moutonbleu Avatar

    Drink more water when you do it so it’s not piss yellow… unless he wants it that way. Watery light piss is best I suspect