People that friend-level jump are obnoxious. Everyone is not “your friend”

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I have more than a few people in my life who tend to do this – You met them a few times or in social situations and then refer to them as your “friend”. Uhhh, you’re not friends, bud. They’re an acquaintance, someone you know and perhaps engaged conversationally before, but they’re not friends.

I have one person in my life who does this habitually and it drives me up a wall. If a person they know did something cool or noteworthy that will give them clout, they refer to them as their “friend” in the effort to make it seem like they were closer and had an effort in the other party’s successes.

Me, on the other hand, who lived with this person and had become legit friends with long ago and have shared experiences enough to be “friends”, always got called a “roommate” or something less flattering.

The same thing applies to friends of significant others. They’re not MY friends, they’re acquaintances through our mutual friend. My partner has a close friend who was invited into MY friend group and now treats it as their own. They ain’t your friends dude! They’re my friends and you piggybacked a ride on my social efforts.

Edit – haha it’s abundantly clear how many of you are also friend-level jumpers.

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  2. P_Foot Avatar

    I think I understand why your “friend” would refer to you as a roommate…

  3. cheesyshop Avatar

    You should be flattered if someone considers you their friend. Not everyone shares your strict definition. 

  4. ktbear716 Avatar

    >who lived with this person

    roommate, by definition

  5. Super_Skunk1 Avatar

    You need to tell this to your “friends” not reddit..

  6. Liberteer30 Avatar

    This is such a weird level of jealousy and pettiness. Trying to gatekeep who your friends call friends or acquaintances, etc is weird and obnoxious.

  7. literarytrash Avatar

    Imagine gatekeeping friendship

  8. VossParck Avatar

    “You don’t have enough XP to get to the friend rank yet!”

  9. Resident_Onion997 Avatar

    Mostly agree, I have a lot of coworkers like this

    I disagree with the end bit though

  10. Significant_Echo8953 Avatar

    Yeah you sound pretty stressful to be friends with ngl

  11. Scared_Ad2563 Avatar

    My partner does a version of this. You meet someone one time, and now you invite them everywhere you go. Our friends were having people over to their house and my partner suggested a couple people from a different social circle of ours. The friends didn’t want people they didn’t know coming over, and my partner told them they met them briefly at our house the previous year.

    Yeah, they are still strangers, bud.

    Edited for clarification.

  12. Jobediah Avatar

    going to have to give you credit for sharing a real unpopular opinion. I probably share your strict personal definition, but I’m not going to tell other people how to define it or use the term

  13. RevolutionObvious251 Avatar

    You don’t really understand people, do you?

  14. Last-Inspection-8156 Avatar

    If someone feels they are close enough to be considered someone’s friend, that’s a compliment unless that person says otherwise. I have this habit too since I do get easily attached to other people, but it’s not really that big of a deal.

  15. Everstone311 Avatar

    My neighbor hired an interior designer for her home and said, “my friend, who is an interior designer, designed this room for me. Wasn’t that so sweet of her?” Uh, no. I, too, follow that designer on socials and you’re not friends.

  16. Someslutwholikesbutt Avatar

    I get this is for unpopular opinions, but who are you to dictate who calls someone their friend and their reasoning for it? You sound pretty bitter especially with the roommate thing.

  17. JohnnyGFX Avatar

    Yeah… you go ahead and try and tell everyone you know who is allowed to call other people friends and who isn’t. See how that works out for you. Or… try humbling yourself a bit and stop trying to control/gatekeep everyone around you.

  18. UnquenchableLonging Avatar

    We are just lonely and wanna connect faster,it ain’t that deep

  19. Huzakkah Avatar

    Yeah, I don’t trust anyone who would call me a “friend” too quickly. They either want something from me, or they’re just very shallow people with an obvious façade.

  20. Evolution1313 Avatar

    I mean sounds like they might not consider you a particularly close friend and I get it

  21. beartaxexpress Avatar

    I’d refer to friends as old housemates as I feel like adding that you lived together makes it a stronger bond. I would never take offence to someone I lived with introducing me as their housemate.

  22. Known_Asparagus_9937 Avatar

    I mean, I understand what you’re trying to say and even agree to some degree, but you venting on a subreddit instead of telling these people THEN and THERE what you really think, makes you just as obnoxious and insincere.

  23. braxtel Avatar

    Your post makes you sound like a jealous and insecure person with a very bizarre misunderstanding of friendship and what friends are for. It’s almost like you objectify the people in your circle and feel like you have some sort of claim on them ahead of others who are less worthy.

    I am upvoting for an unpopular opinion though.

  24. NefariousnessNo7068 Avatar

    I agree with everything except the last paragraph. There are things I would do for people I consider “friend” that I wouldn’t do for acquaintances and coworkers and it makes me uncomfortable when they call me “friend” before that. It feels like they are putting expectations on me that I do not feel obligated to fulfill.

    That last paragraph is whack though. Your friends aren’t your possession and they’re free to make new ones, even if that new one is a friend of your SO.

  25. akmvb21 Avatar

    Everyone roasting OP, and rightfully so, but forgetting what sub we’re in. Upvote for a genuinely unpopular and weird opinion.

  26. Franziska-Sims77 Avatar

    You sound like a real gatekeeper!

  27. energyanonymous Avatar

    I don’t know why you assume people only do this for clout. Some people just don’t think much about the difference between an acquaintance and a friend, and consider anyone they like that they interact with, even briefly, a friend. Even if they are technically only acquaintances, it doesn’t mean they’re just saying that to make themselves look cool or whatever. Maybe some, sure, but not everyone.

  28. euphau Avatar

    I do this to weed people like you out. Ain’t nobody got time for people who gatekeep friendship and control others.