People who shit every morning, How do you do it?

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People who shit every morning, How do you do it?

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  1. Moist-Taro Avatar

    i do the poopy dance it works

  2. MrWolf327 Avatar

    Consisting eating schedule and a balanced diet

  3. SuspiciousSeaweed757 Avatar

    lotsa fiber and water

  4. SillySub2001 Avatar

    It’s just very regular. They’re small and daily vs big and semi daily.

  5. decentgangster Avatar

    I don’t take no shit for an answer

  6. BadAdvice4ModernLife Avatar

    Well first you have to stand on the toilet seat, then squat, and blast away!! MAGIC

  7. Odd_Eggplant_4843 Avatar

    3 cups of black coffee

  8. Sturgillsturtle Avatar

    Coffee, big cup of strong coffee

  9. Mzunguman Avatar

    After my tea, i drink some water, bingo-bango every time!

  10. jonman818 Avatar

    Drink lots of water start eating, fiber rich cereals every day try to drink a gallon of water a day quit drinking soda and occasional black coffee doesn’t hurt you get that long, smooth silky, perfect poop

  11. Andray_Bolkonsky Avatar

    Bidet – blasting my asshole at full power gets the machinery moving.

  12. TitannicusM Avatar

    I shit you not, it just comes out of me.

  13. EasyComfortable-151 Avatar

    One coupe of coffee and cheese sandwich.

  14. Somervillage Avatar

    The moment that sweet caffeine touches my lips the car is on autopilot

  15. workingjellyfish_321 Avatar

    One or two sips into my coffee and it go time. Every morning the same time

  16. DrDwetsky Avatar

    On a toilet 🚽

  17. ABTH88 Avatar

    I feel your jealousy. Especially when traveling. Holy Pete, I cannot poop away from home. 😭

  18. Mewlies Avatar

    Whole Grains instead of Fine Bleached White Flour Breads; and Eating Dinner at the same Time Every Night.

  19. knightrobot Avatar

    Like clockwork.

  20. TheFoodGamer_YT Avatar

    Easy: eat beans, eat cheese, drink milk, drink water.

  21. mezz7778 Avatar

    I sit on the toilet, and poop comes out my butt…

  22. Ron0hh Avatar

    I wake up and go sit on the potty …. I shit (you not).

  23. wolfmanne Avatar

    its just the way the butthole shits or whatever they say

  24. jodedorrr Avatar

    Eating real food.

  25. ScottSkyles Avatar

    Fiber twice a day

  26. Hopeful_Spell_6040 Avatar

    This is a shit post

  27. YoniMassagePro Avatar

    Diet, no food after 8pm and probiotics

  28. Radiomaster138 Avatar

    On my hourly salary.

  29. Top_Share_6019 Avatar

    Drink coffee and boom take a big deuce 

  30. MrPapshmeer Avatar

    Bran Buds are amazing

  31. MalibuMostWanted7 Avatar

    I have ibs so I don’t have a choice🤷‍♂️

  32. Appropriate-War679 Avatar

    Iced coffee is like Caribbean drano for me

  33. SquilliamFancySon95 Avatar

    Drink water, take a fiber supplement at night, move around to stimulate your digestive system, and use a bidet.

  34. kdwdesign Avatar

    Chelated magnesium. It’s great for sleep regulation and makes you extremely regular. It has to be chelated.

  35. Floofmanagement Avatar

    Whole food plant based diet (no dairy is probably the most helpful for me) and I take magnesium before bed every night 

  36. saterned Avatar

    Have to go before the morning shower.

  37. brofessor_oak_AMA Avatar

    I easily poop about 3 times in the morning, and no less than 5 throughout the day. Make sure you’re eating enough fiber, staying hydrated, and stay away from processed foods. Sleep right, and exercise also help. 

    Charmin ultra soft + wet wipes are the way

  38. Greedy-Stage-120 Avatar

    It’s not hard when you work it out with a pencil.

  39. Southsideman Avatar

    Sitting on the toilet after coffee

  40. RevBillyGreen Avatar

    These days, with a lot of prayer…

  41. Upper_Knowledge_6439 Avatar

    The crying on the toilet when thinking about the day ahead at the office really shakes things up inside and voila….no issues.

  42. angellbaee Avatar

    used to have the same issue! if you drink a cup of warm water w a squeezed lemon and a small cup of apple cider vinegar (2tbsp) every morning you will shit regularly.

  43. smolpinaysuccubus Avatar

    Water and vegetables lmfao

  44. Busy_Award_5264 Avatar

    Coffee and cigarette😎

  45. Takeabreath_andgo Avatar

    I eat enough fiber at every meal via carrots, broccoli, peas, spinach, etc., drink a lot of water, and take magnesium before bed.  It’s like clockwork

  46. Silver_Mousse9498 Avatar

    Magnesium supplements before bed.

  47. WakingOwl1 Avatar

    5 or 6 servings of fruit and vegetables a day.

  48. Booty_Magician Avatar

    I always have to dump one

  49. Dervrak Avatar

    I don’t know, but since I was a teen, which was over 30 years ago now, I’ve had a set shit schedule that varies very little from day to day. I usually have my morning dump about 1/2 hour after I get up and then another in the late afternoon usually when I get home from work.

  50. bnewsome85 Avatar

    Sitting down.

  51. AnnieJack Avatar

    Crohn’s disease, baby. Multiple times per day, every day. Guaranteed within 10 minutes of waking up, and within 30 minutes of eating.

  52. T3rminallyCapricious Avatar

    Consistent healthy eating schedule.
    The best poop of the day 🥰

  53. Assholio1989 Avatar

    Sit on the toilet and let it flow right out.

  54. Due_Combination_968 Avatar

    one word, metamucil. every day for the last 30 years.

    regular like clockwork

  55. Gloomy-Chipmunk6612 Avatar

    my butt does most of the work, I just try to stay out of the way

  56. Swervin69 Avatar

    I take my daily vitamin after dinner

  57. Fickle_You_3620 Avatar

    Sitting on the toilet.

  58. astilba120 Avatar

    I sit on the commode with the latest copy of the New Yorker, or my seed and flower catalouges.

  59. HistoricalMeat Avatar

    I walk over to my neighbor’s driveway and do it. That’s what you get for buying a nicer car than me!

  60. justlaughandmoveon Avatar

    Having a consistent morning poop is both a blessing and a curse. On one hand, regularity is a sign of a well-functioning digestive system. It means my gut is in sync, my diet is balanced, and my body has found a rhythm. A predictable routine like this helps prevent bloating, discomfort, and the dreaded uncertainty of needing to go at the worst possible moments.

    But on the other hand, being too consistent can be a problem. Life doesn’t always fit into a perfect schedule, and when your body is too punctual, it can backfire in unexpected ways.

    Like me, for example. I shit every morning at 6:30 AM like clockwork.

    The problem is… I wake up at 7:00 AM.

    ..I’ll see myself out.

  61. GorganzolaVsKong Avatar

    On a toilet, sitting, usually scrolling Reddit

  62. kawicz Avatar

    I do my shits on the toilet. With my ass.

  63. Icy_Plan6888 Avatar

    My body tells me.

  64. This_Is_Whomst Avatar

    Wake up and pound like 12 oz of room temperature water, boil my coffee grounds for 4 minutes and strain with french press, eat like 2 bites of food with my cup of coffee. Im going in like 30 mins.

  65. Booradly69420 Avatar

    Usually from my butt

  66. tzwep Avatar

    Wake up early. Take a massive rip. Those rips the terminator used to take before pumping weights. Then Pooh.

  67. Local-Royal-6477 Avatar

    Drink 8 oz of water upon rising. Then drink 10oz hot black coffee.. no cream works every time

  68. thewhaleshark Avatar

    Eat food. Drink coffee.

    Get a Squatty Potty. Also, get a bidet. Treat your asshole right!

  69. sipping_mai_tais Avatar

    I think you are born with it. When you have it, you simply have it.

    People are different, some people are more prone to constipation, others are more prone to diarrhea. A healthy person is someone in the middle of that spectrum

  70. anothercookie90 Avatar

    Usually on the toilet

  71. DrWindupBird Avatar

    Coffee and anxiety, baby. Lots of both.

  72. momtobe2021_ Avatar

    A healthy balanced diet.

  73. MiamiNemo Avatar

    If I dont have to poo right away, either getting my kids ready for school or hopping on the elliptical gets everything ready.

  74. dapribek Avatar

    Sitting down.

  75. Delicious-Swimmer826 Avatar

    Do you not go to the bathroom every morning?

  76. Lil_Tomatillo Avatar

    Fiber and water. Chia pudding (so many ways to make it taste good!). Metamucil.

    And of course, coffee.

  77. iamamuttonhead Avatar

    If I didn’t I’d shit my pants.

  78. blankertboy12 Avatar

    Lots of fiber for breakfast

  79. W4OPR Avatar

    sitting down

  80. TLMonk Avatar

    no lie, get some psyllium husk (same shit in metamucil) and mix it water, oj or whatever you can chug down fast enough.

  81. HarryHatesSalmon Avatar

    3x a day. Like clockwork.

  82. Sensitive-Reaction32 Avatar

    Cigarettes, coffee, only eating proper meals at night

  83. imjacksissue Avatar

    I picture shitting in a public restroom or a customer’s house. You could say that scares the shit out of me.

  84. darrellbear Avatar

    Three prunes a day.

  85. sipping_mai_tais Avatar

    Try eating beans, like black beans or red kidney beans, everyday. It doesn’t have to be a large amount, but be consistent and do it everyday, a 400ml can should be enough

  86. TriumphDaWonderPooch Avatar

    Sit, grunt, push, wipe.

  87. LawlessCrayon Avatar

    Do some people not?

  88. Lazaara Avatar

    Be missing your gallbladder and eat literally just about anything 🫠

  89. Perfect-Tradition229 Avatar

    Man, idk it’s like clock work. i wake up at 5 a.m., and by 5:30, I’m dropping my buddies off in the swimming pool

  90. Chancho1010 Avatar

    I eat regularly, I’m basically on my feet all work long then when I drink coffee in the morning it’s GO TIME. I actually started taking a poop before drinking the coffee to reduce the drama of the shit

  91. deweycox29 Avatar

    I usually spread my cheeks and let it fly

  92. OfAnthony Avatar

    Would not recommend. Bottle of water and a cigarette. And then I have some caffeine (usually a soda or redbull, dont drink coffee) which starts the bowels.

  93. tafkatp Avatar

    I sit down, push a little and voilà.

  94. stuckinthebunker Avatar

    Deliberately. Thank God!

  95. GrizzgotGame2099 Avatar

    Sit on the toilet and relax my anus.

  96. Maxtrt Avatar

    When I was younger man, just being physically active made me a morning and afternoon pooper. Now that I’m in my mid fifties I’m not as active so I eat a couple of prunes before bedtime and they work like a charm.

  97. FriedFrontal Avatar

    Usually in the toilet

  98. DrGrabAss Avatar

    Two cups off coffee does the trick.

  99. RedditModsArePolice Avatar

    Just sit on the toilet. It’ll come out.

  100. Y4himIE4me Avatar

    Fiber gummies, coffee, routine fruits and veggies.

  101. pitchingataint Avatar

    Fiber, exercise, water, and a decent diet.

    Stay on those 4 things at least semi-regularly and you will poop.

    I used to take giant poops. Like full on toilet snakes worthy of taking a picture. But I’ve since tapered off to more normal sized poops now that I take fiber every morning.

  102. TampaDiablo Avatar

    On the toilet.

  103. Constant-Bet-6600 Avatar

    Out my ass. But I do have to get up, have some coffee and move around.

  104. rh718 Avatar

    Fiber pills and a really good pre/probiotic

  105. littlemissmoxie Avatar
    1. hot oatmeal and hot coffee eaten together. Add benefiber if you really want to get stuff moving.
  106. impendingfuckery Avatar

    I eat oatmeal for breakfast most days and usually only drink water. I walk inside my house for an hour on weekdays for exercise.

  107. TheGroundBeef Avatar

    I think it became internal learned behavior over the last 14 years of routine. every morning, at almost the exact same time to the T!! lol

  108. Soda_Papi Avatar

    Alright. It’s time for me to hit the bed.

  109. weejadeeja88 Avatar

    A shot of prune juice in my fruit and veggies smoothie, coffee and exercise.

  110. Not_Montana914 Avatar

    Pint of warm water, then coffee

  111. smartymartyky Avatar

    Go to a nutritionist

  112. Carlyneedsascoop Avatar
  113. Internal-Mortgage635 Avatar

    Whatever I ate the night before pushes it out, like those Play Dough figures with the spaghetti hair.

  114. Koumadin Avatar

    10 prunes. big glass water

  115. Ramasit Avatar

    With my ass.

  116. Patteous Avatar

    I wake up and feel the need to shit. It’s usually what wakes me up. Usually seconds before my alarm goes off.

  117. schyphe Avatar

    I wish I ONLY shit every morning, I used to and I don’t know how to make myself go back to that. I tried going vegan for a while and soon after I noticed myself shitting like three times a day as opposed to only once, I assumed that was because I was eating more fiber. But then I started eating an omnivorous diet again, but I still shit way too often for my liking. It’s so inconvenient because I’m one of those people who feels super uncomfortable if I don’t shower immediately after every single shit, and I hate doing it in public toilets, it really inconveniences me if I need to go out all day.

  118. ackerhank Avatar

    One pack of Metamucil fiber thins and one apple every day.

  119. Nanohaystack Avatar

    Fresh fruits for breakfast. Watermelon, mango, a branch of grapes, a few oranges. There’s a consistent bowel movement about 30 minutes to an hour after that, so I assume fruits are the cause.

  120. thefoolthatfollowsit Avatar

    I take a fibre supplement daily.  

  121. Alcoholic311 Avatar

    Have a kid and smoke nicotine. I don’t know any mom that doesn’t have stomach issues after giving birth. That being said I know like 4 moms on a personal level.

  122. spidermans_mom Avatar

    Definitely on the potty, preferably with my phone.

  123. SatisfactionMean7961 Avatar

    I have a dedicated poop playlist gets the job done every time

  124. analog_memories Avatar

    Coffee in the morning and fiber at night before bed.

  125. gurjitsk Avatar

    A good healthy diet and gym

  126. Careful-Zucchini4317 Avatar

    I wish I could shit less dude it’s the most annoying process

  127. EstesForDenver Avatar

    The bigger question is: How do you not?