Pettiest reason you got put off by a date? I’m talking Seinfeld-level stuff, like eating their peas one at a time

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For me it’s probably not using Google Maps. I didn’t exactly fancy him anyway, but when he told me he doesn’t use Google Maps, that was it.

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  1. PsychFlower28 Avatar

    The way he ate popcorn was horrendous.

  2. Louisianimal09 Avatar

    Not my date, but my friend’s new guy a few years ago didn’t get the stamp of approval because of the way he made everything a competition and had terrible joke delivery. Drove me fucking nuts

  3. NoWordsJustDogs Avatar

    He pronounced the word ‘awry’ as awe-ree rhymes with Aubrey. 

  4. epicpillowcase Avatar

    He was an enthusiastic nosepicker. He went from an absolute 10 in looks, personality and treatment of me to turning my stomach, immediately.

    I could not believe a grown man thought it was fine to do that on a date.

    I am curious about your reasoning for the Google Maps thing, though.

  5. wasabouttosay Avatar

    He pooped in my bathroom.

  6. OilySteeplechase Avatar

    He had the same name as my ex. Fine, it’s a common name. He made the same not very funny joke about his name as my ex. Game over.

  7. Aggressive_Jury_4109 Avatar

    Watching a 35 year old man try to uncork a bottle of wine by putting in on a table and turning the bottle not the screw. He gave up and said it wasn’t possible, that he would have to go buy another bottle! I was kind and taught him how to uncork bottles for the future.

  8. Adventurous_Feed_623 Avatar

    Not knowing what the word “region” meant.

  9. Hair_This Avatar

    He moved “sarcastically”, I don’t know how to explain but his entire body language had an exaggerated tone. Also he has these huge eyes that look normal with his glasses on, but way too large for his face without them.

  10. mortyd328 Avatar

    Ordered a burger and asked for mashed potatoes instead of fries. Goodbye.

  11. peachypeach13610 Avatar

    He only listened to music in English (music was a big thing for him). He didn’t know or listened to a single artist that didn’t sing in English or wasn’t from an English speaking country.

  12. Indigo9988 Avatar

    He didn’t like cats. I throw my cats birthday parties.

  13. avocado-nightmare Avatar

    he whined on the phone about not being able to use an expired coupon

  14. GardeniaInMyHair Avatar

    A guy was a doppelgänger to my cousin. I cannot date someone who is a twin for a family member. Didn’t even go out with him. He was a great match on paper in every other way. That’s probably the most superficial and silliest reason I’ve swiped left.

  15. yellowmalibu Avatar

    We were at dinner and he looked up from his menu at me OVER his glasses – like his eyes looked up but the rest of his head was still tilted down. For some reason it made me think of the big bad wolf from Little Red Riding Hood wearing the grandma’s nightgown and glasses. It was our last date.

  16. Low_Scene_716 Avatar

    Not being able to use chop sticks

  17. Planet_Ziltoidia Avatar

    He had awful taste in music

  18. karategojo Avatar

    He reminded me of my brother, same hobbies and same humor…ick

  19. FreindlyManitoba Avatar

    He drove 20 below the speed limit and was oblivious to other drivers honking/passing him

  20. EmotionsNotEmoting Avatar

    For me, he tucked his shirt into basketball shorts.

    My friend broke up with a guy for the way he rubbed his fingers after touching food. She didn’t like the mannerism.

  21. t00_much_caffeine Avatar

    Wore flip flops on an outdoor night time date in late October and it was FREEZING. I asked him about it and he said he wears them year round, snowy winters included and I just couldn’t… ‘My feet don’t get cold’

  22. volkswagenorange Avatar

    She didn’t floss. I couldn’t imagine kissing someone with visible yellow gunk between her teeth.

  23. TemporaryThink9300 Avatar

    I have to scroll through my memory, lol.. um, my pettiest reason, well, it may seem funny, but it was the choice of jacket, it looked extremely comical, and it was so hard to keep from laughing because he had such a grim look, the combination of grimness and comical jacket was as if someone really wanted to test my laughing reflexes, it was a pain not to be able to laugh or say anything. A pain!

    .. I probably wouldn’t have liked him anyway, he was so strangely sullen and grim.

    But that jacket was out of this world, from a distant place, a long long looong time ago.

  24. ballroombadass0 Avatar

    He didn’t like dogs and I think he got annoyed when I had a little hyperglycemic episode lol