Popsicles should not be chomped down.

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I believe a popsicle should be eaten similarly to a sucker. It is meant to be savored, not devoured in a few bites. Also, biting through something so cold feels awful on your gums.

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  2. funnymagnets Avatar

    Where were you all this time ?

  3. s3xylovergirl Avatar

    Biting a huge chunk and just swallowing it is nice sometimes tho

  4. HeatherM74 Avatar

    100% agreed cuz I have sensitive teeth.

  5. GodzillaFlamewolf Avatar

    Yeah. I chew all candy and all popscicles. I also chew ice, so there might be something related there. Cant stand having candy just rattling around in my mouth. And I dont like letting a popscicle gradually melt through the application of hot saliva.

  6. Siaburque Avatar

    No cause suckeres are just sugar flavored saliva. Popsicles are frozen fruit juice. Stop wanting more gross stuff.

  7. Woody2shoez Avatar

    Brush your teeth more and it won’t bother your gums

  8. Olley2994 Avatar

    Both ways you described are wrong deapthroat it like a man

  9. SnooDrawings1480 Avatar

    … bold of you to assume I dont bite through lollipops.

  10. majandess Avatar

    Skill issue.

    You don’t bite through it. You bite down enough to score it and break it off. Then you can either suck on it until it melts, or chew it if that’s your thing. But you don’t have to constantly have your hand holding something to your face.