Alright, I need to get this off my chest. My roommate Sarah is fully convinced our place is haunted, and it’s 100% my fault.
It started as a dumb joke. One night, I tapped on the wall while she was in the shower—just a light tap tap tap. She freaked out, and I couldn’t stop laughing. Then I kept it going. I’d unplug her phone charger when she wasn’t looking and say, “Weird, ghosts must hate technology.” I’d whisper her name from the hallway and duck into my room before she could see me. One time I even set up a fan to turn on by itself and told her it was “spirit energy.”
Things got out of hand when she bought an EMF meter and started documenting “paranormal activity” (which was just me shuffling around at night). I almost came clean, but then she invited a spirit medium over who sage-smudged the whole apartment and said the ghost was “playful but not malicious.”
Now I’m in too deep. If I tell her the truth, she’ll murder me. But if I don’t, she’s gonna start leaving out offerings for the “ghost” next. I might’ve taken this too far.
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This reads like a neck beard 2012 Reddit post
This is absolutely hilarious! When you stop laughing and you start to feel bad, then fess up lol Im a jokester too and love stuff like this.
Sounds very AI-generated
Look, when you or the person you life with invites a spiritual medium over, you invited a demon over. This might be a good time to turn to Jesus and ask for forgiveness. Read Deuteronomy, Chapter 18. God forbids these things.
But, I have sinned like this too. Jesus Christ, lived and died and lives again to intercede for us. Do you know Jesus and have a personal relationship with him? If so, you know what to do. If not, seek the face of God and He will be found for it is written “
You will seek me and find me, when you seek me with all your heart.” Jeremiah 29:13
This is 100% AI generated according to gptzero.me
this is hilarious but if she really thinks its a ghost you need to confess. lol Hopefully, after the anger (if any) she will find the humor in it. Pretty damn funny though.