Red Eyes Are the Best Type of Flights

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Red Eye Flights are elite. They are by far the best type of flight. You don’t have to use additional PTO or another day of traveling. Airports are usually dead around 9-10 pm, so going through security is relaxing and effortless regardless of whether you have PreCheck/Clear/Global Entry.

Here is the Red Eye Flight winding down process.

  • Post-work nap.
  • Shower + Brush Teeth + Skincare + Get Dressed
  • Take a gummy or 3 (whatever your gummy of choice, melatonin or something else )
  • Uber to the Airport
  • Casually go through security
  • Eat a fat airport meal with a drink.
  • Saunter on the Plane and put your eye mask on.
  • Teleport to your destination because you fall asleep immediately
  • Wake up with an entire day ahead of you with 5 hours of sleep from the flight and a few hours from your nap.

That’s way better than getting somewhere in the middle of the day with all that travel ick on you.