Rolling weed while my parents are asleep and will smoke it outside the house

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I just wanted to confess that I’m gonna smoke weed outside while my parents are asleep.

Comments

  1. eggs_n_bakey Avatar

    just make sure you wash your hands after u devil

  2. Financial-Cut5775 Avatar

    Someone get this animal off the streets

  3. Affectionate_Mess25 Avatar

    😆 yeah they’re going to smell it

  4. Bork60 Avatar

    Brings me back…

  5. dark000monkey Avatar

    I love me some weed but Unless you’re in your mid to late 20s . I’d reconsider it – your brain’s not fully cooked yet and you might screw up the recipe

  6. Oldgamer1807 Avatar

    Wash your hands and brush your teeth and tongue and the roof of your mouth after. Gargle some mouth wash if you’ve got it. Change your shirt and turn it inside out in your laundry basket. Stay away from open windows or AC/fans. And wait a few minutes after you finish before going in, the smell will hang on you a bit.

  7. Far-Evening8311 Avatar

    You Dirty Devil, You.

  8. The_Thane_Of_Cawdor Avatar

    Consequences will never be the same

  9. TheflavorBlue5003 Avatar

    Throw whatever clothes you wear immediately in the drier. Dont have to run a load but i always found that it kept the smell from spreading once i went back inside.

    Just remember to take them out before you go to bed lol

  10. Advanced-Customer924 Avatar

    You should smoke weed with your parents, see what happens.

  11. Serikyl Avatar

    Oh no! What a nightmare

  12. ImWrong_OnTheNet Avatar

    Nice, that’s how you do it.

  13. Immediate_Luck_6335 Avatar

    They’re going to know

  14. jamesgang65 Avatar

    It’s like Jr. high In the ‘70 all over again

  15. helmsdeeplookeast Avatar

    Put a dryer sheet in a toilet paper roll and exhale through it

  16. Dillonautt Avatar

    My childhood bedroom window had no screen so I’d load up a bong or a doobie and put it on my window. Then go outside and smoke. Good times…

  17. sigmouser64 Avatar

    Man ur so cool

  18. ExtremelyFilthyWhore Avatar

    How dare you 😂😂😂

  19. Fast_goofball145 Avatar

    “Ya filthy animal”

  20. Head_Wasabi7359 Avatar

    Right here fbi we have him it’s Satan

  21. drew31187 Avatar

    Be careful you might get shipped to EL Salvador

  22. ladds2320 Avatar

    Shit. If I secretly rolled a joint and smoked it outside I would have been in big trouble ….. cause I didn’t share. Haha

  23. ItstheAsianOccasion Avatar

    I did this once thinking they wouldn’t see me in the backyard smoking in the dark.

    My dumbass 16 year old self didn’t realize the cherry on a joint brightens when you take a puff, they saw a “floating” flame and checked it out, I was halfway and they made me put it out and throw it away, good times lmfao

  24. Zubate Avatar

    I’m high now and didn’t even expect to get any comment lol. I’m a Christian stoner, so I once read the verse Luke 12:3 that what we keep a secret will be openly publicized, so I’m trying to uno reverse or bypass this verse by publicly confessing what I did by posting here.

    I always guess it’s usually why celebrities publicize their secrets, usually in a form of entertainment. Some people call it karma redistribution, but I think they’re just bypassing that verse.

  25. Leading_Map2025 Avatar
  26. beyoncais Avatar

    I do this about 3 times a week. I just stand at the side of the house out of view of their window. It’s nice.

  27. Serenity_Obscura Avatar

    Someone call the cops!

  28. executingsalesdaily Avatar

    Make sure to stay home. Please do not drive anywhere.

  29. cooperstonebadge Avatar

    The year was 1984. Fourteen year old me did this same thing. Nothing has been the same since. I may have accidentally changed the timeline.

  30. Esotari Avatar

    Oh the memories

  31. Stu161 Avatar

    I forgive you.

  32. kaybeanz69 Avatar

    That’s a mood op smoke for me

  33. Miserable_Grass629 Avatar

    Bro hasn’t posted on Reddit in two years and this is what brought him out of hiding.

  34. HUGEshanus842 Avatar

    I’m calling the cops

  35. 4inXchange Avatar

    think of the children 💔

  36. DeepTadpole3652 Avatar

    Sigh to be 15 again

  37. weaseltorpedo Avatar

    They’re so gonna bust you lol

  38. Rantnut Avatar

    Those were the days

  39. DickMuhslitsum Avatar

    Blaze and the Monster Machines. 👍🏾

  40. Sad-Belt-4662 Avatar

    Don’t forget to do the exact same thing on 4/20

  41. Ready_Mortgage_3666 Avatar

    The closest store was a 10 minute walk from my house. So minimum 20 to go there and back. We would say we are going to the store, go outside and smoke a joint and be back in side 5 mins later and thought we were slick and no one knew what we were doing.😂😂😂

  42. skaterdude616 Avatar

    Straight to jail for you!

  43. LadyVenus33 Avatar

    As long as you don’t get caught, you’re doing great!

  44. harsh_tho Avatar

    Me most nights 🙌

  45. GIgroundhog Avatar

    Remember that everyone knows you’re high.

  46. Entire_Ad_1239 Avatar

    Don’t bro. Don’t ruin your life

  47. Impressive-Tear1266 Avatar

    Nice job. How does this make your life better?

  48. Billie-Holiday Avatar

    Paranoia setting in @3, 2, 1 gooooooooooo………….

    Dude they know….they can smell it …. just act normal…
    Breathe. What time is it? It must have been at least 20 min. Ago I smoked.

    Damn, it’s only 3?
    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

  49. Lost_in_dreamzZzZzZz Avatar

    Light it up! 🔥😶‍🌫️

  50. curlyheadedfrak Avatar

    When I moved back home after college I would blow smoke out my window and my mom would just assume there was a skunk outside, so adorably naive

  51. LegalWalk1205 Avatar

    Hits different to be out there in the night cold af in the silence all alone

  52. Legitimate-Garlic942 Avatar

    Listen to UFOrb by The Orb

  53. spacemusicisorange Avatar

    Don’t open the weed inside your house 🤦‍♀️ it’s gonna smell like a dispensary 😂

  54. youalreadyknow360 Avatar

    you’re a danger to society.

  55. Spec-Tre Avatar

    Welcome to teenage years

    Just know that if I could smoke less weed as a teenager i would. I’m 30 now and my memory is shit

  56. Madmanmangomenace Avatar

    Nobody gives a fuck about someone smoking weed anymore. Unless it’s laced with PCP. Then they’ll be jealous of the awesome time you’ll have.

  57. ctennessen Avatar

    Sorry kid, straight to jail

  58. Heavy-Caterpillar-90 Avatar

    Ahh i remember those days

  59. Powerful_Artist Avatar

    First time I got caught smoking weed was when I did this

    Take a lesson from me, at least walk down the street or something. If you’re rolling something, it’s going to stink. They can smell that shit, even a little after. Or just on your hands and breath.

    Be careful and always use in moderation. Don’t drive high

  60. curtisflip Avatar

    I do the same thing… however I am the parent. (Kids are 19 and 22 so relax, no child endangerment is happening.

  61. Cursed_String Avatar

    Atleast you have the dignity to do it outside

  62. BigDickCheany Avatar

    Good that your going outside to smoke it, my daughter did that but stayed inside and got caught. I asked why she didn’t just go outside, no one would have known.

  63. Ok-Equivalent8260 Avatar

    Your parents won’t smoke with you?

  64. Mr_Pletz Avatar

    God you’re cool…

    Can we hang out sometime?

  65. Holyepicafail Avatar

    Hi there most of my childhood, how’s it going?

  66. A-namethatsavailable Avatar

    When will the crime wave end?

  67. Dry-Willow-3771 Avatar

    Basically every 20 year old in my neighborhood. . .

  68. DJblacklotus Avatar

    I remember those days

  69. fivelone Avatar

    I’m 41. I still won’t smoke anywhere near my mom’s house when I’m there haha. And I’m an every day smokey.

  70. No-Fruit616 Avatar

    Ya I remember those days. Would make me nervous and I’d have to poop 😔 😭

  71. MrRWhitworth Avatar

    Ahh I used to do this with hash when I was living with my soon to be in laws. Ima bout to roll up a fatty again tho

  72. thr0w-away987 Avatar

    Just make sure you don’t do it outside there open window. Made that mistake once

  73. HGFTT210 Avatar

    I don’t even leave my room😭😭

  74. Tyluigii Avatar

    I’m 23 and I still wait until they go to bed. I’m not scared of getting caught, I just understand that they don’t care for the stuff and I don’t want to do it around them out of respect

  75. GhostlyManBat Avatar

    Fellow redditor. You’re going straight to hell, devils grass leads to cults and cults lead to satanic worshipping and orgies.

    We will pray for your soul. But also, enjoy the bodily fun your chosen path has set you on.

  76. Eastern-Requirement6 Avatar

    Please just know the pressure to enjoy counterculture and rebel doesn’t mean that what you must enjoy.
    I was one that never bodily agreed with the effect of THC. I tried in my late teens, early twenties, and late 30s. Never got the euphoric sensation, just agitation. I hope it bodes well for you and is only productive. But if not, it’s completely fine. I found the very occasional cigar was rhythmic and soothing. Then my ultimate zen in the sporadic smoking pipe was my nirvana.

  77. Hausgod29 Avatar

    Those were the days, treasure these times

  78. BackgroundBonus7080 Avatar

    Just smoke it inside bruh they won’t know

  79. temporaryforevers28 Avatar

    Is it their weed???🤔 cause if not, this is just life, right?🤗

  80. Kindly-Ad-5143 Avatar

    Bro, put on some music, enjoy the weather, try to name the top 10 coolest things that happened to you. Doesn’t have to be in order. Enjoy!!!

  81. WorldEaterYoshi Avatar

    FYI, the smell of the weed itself is almost if not more strong than the smoke. Do everything outside.

  82. sublimetimes91 Avatar

    Don’t for get get the tp roll and dryer sheet ready 😆

  83. jo3yhuds Avatar

    You should play some Zeppelin

  84. LilRapscallionOg Avatar

    You’re probably the type of animal that would smoke weed at his own confirmation!

  85. Purple_Bearkat Avatar

    Probably smarter than doing it in your room like me.

  86. Otherwise_Ad770 Avatar

    Those were the days

  87. Ok-Armadillo6824 Avatar

    Just gonna say homie, they know.

  88. UsefulIdiot85 Avatar

    You absolute rebel, you.

  89. Ok-Potato-4774 Avatar

    I know, I know. Getting ready for the rerelease of Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii and Cheech And Chong’s Last Movie.

  90. carina484 Avatar

    Yea man, I did that when I was a teenager too

  91. Fz_Street09 Avatar

    Fuck I remeber those days. My folks slept like they were dead so I pretty much could roll it and walk around with it in my mouth around the house with zero worries.

    I’ll never forget though one night I was outside lighting up and one of my folks got up to use the bathroom.

    The bathroom window.was right above where I was and I just froze.

    After they were done (which ever one it was) went to the kitchen and locked the back door thi king everyone was in for the night.

    I waited another 1 or 2 hours before I crawled back in through my bedroom window.

    I love being an adult now and not dealing with that, but I kinda miss the stupid giddy thrill of it.

  92. bbear122 Avatar

    One time I didn’t go outside cus the smell always cleared by morning if I just blew the smoke out the window. I got home late and assumed my parents were in bed. But it turns out my parents weren’t asleep and their car wasn’t in the garage. So they got home about 30 minutes later and most of the house reeked. My mom yelled at me and my dad gently reminded me that wouldn’t have happened if I’d gone outside.

  93. AdskiyLikesVaping Avatar

    Downvoted to get it to 420 upvotes

  94. Skow1179 Avatar

    The hell is wrong with you man?

  95. Greedy_Zone8439 Avatar

    “You can always tell a dope fiend by the semen encrusted stains on his pants from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim”

    Reefer madness.

  96. a_hopeless_rmntic Avatar

    your parents probably know

  97. c0nst_variable Avatar

    Enjoy the trip bro 👊

  98. Usual_University_296 Avatar

    This is for confessions, not your average everyday stuff bro

  99. Santa_notcomin2town Avatar

    Are you going to hotbox your car

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  101. Connect_Rutabaga_739 Avatar

    My dick gets hard reading this

  102. dankeykang4200 Avatar

    Watch out y’all, we got a loose cannon over here

  103. GUNTHVGK Avatar

    There’s police air patrol out looking for you bud, call it tonight it’s not safe