I love me some weed but Unless you’re in your mid to late 20s . I’d reconsider it – your brain’s not fully cooked yet and you might screw up the recipe
Wash your hands and brush your teeth and tongue and the roof of your mouth after. Gargle some mouth wash if you’ve got it. Change your shirt and turn it inside out in your laundry basket. Stay away from open windows or AC/fans. And wait a few minutes after you finish before going in, the smell will hang on you a bit.
Throw whatever clothes you wear immediately in the drier. Dont have to run a load but i always found that it kept the smell from spreading once i went back inside.
Just remember to take them out before you go to bed lol
I did this once thinking they wouldn’t see me in the backyard smoking in the dark.
My dumbass 16 year old self didn’t realize the cherry on a joint brightens when you take a puff, they saw a “floating” flame and checked it out, I was halfway and they made me put it out and throw it away, good times lmfao
I’m high now and didn’t even expect to get any comment lol. I’m a Christian stoner, so I once read the verse Luke 12:3 that what we keep a secret will be openly publicized, so I’m trying to uno reverse or bypass this verse by publicly confessing what I did by posting here.
I always guess it’s usually why celebrities publicize their secrets, usually in a form of entertainment. Some people call it karma redistribution, but I think they’re just bypassing that verse.
The closest store was a 10 minute walk from my house. So minimum 20 to go there and back. We would say we are going to the store, go outside and smoke a joint and be back in side 5 mins later and thought we were slick and no one knew what we were doing.😂😂😂
First time I got caught smoking weed was when I did this
Take a lesson from me, at least walk down the street or something. If you’re rolling something, it’s going to stink. They can smell that shit, even a little after. Or just on your hands and breath.
Be careful and always use in moderation. Don’t drive high
Good that your going outside to smoke it, my daughter did that but stayed inside and got caught. I asked why she didn’t just go outside, no one would have known.
I’m 23 and I still wait until they go to bed. I’m not scared of getting caught, I just understand that they don’t care for the stuff and I don’t want to do it around them out of respect
Please just know the pressure to enjoy counterculture and rebel doesn’t mean that what you must enjoy.
I was one that never bodily agreed with the effect of THC. I tried in my late teens, early twenties, and late 30s. Never got the euphoric sensation, just agitation. I hope it bodes well for you and is only productive. But if not, it’s completely fine. I found the very occasional cigar was rhythmic and soothing. Then my ultimate zen in the sporadic smoking pipe was my nirvana.
Fuck I remeber those days. My folks slept like they were dead so I pretty much could roll it and walk around with it in my mouth around the house with zero worries.
I’ll never forget though one night I was outside lighting up and one of my folks got up to use the bathroom.
The bathroom window.was right above where I was and I just froze.
After they were done (which ever one it was) went to the kitchen and locked the back door thi king everyone was in for the night.
I waited another 1 or 2 hours before I crawled back in through my bedroom window.
I love being an adult now and not dealing with that, but I kinda miss the stupid giddy thrill of it.
One time I didn’t go outside cus the smell always cleared by morning if I just blew the smoke out the window. I got home late and assumed my parents were in bed. But it turns out my parents weren’t asleep and their car wasn’t in the garage. So they got home about 30 minutes later and most of the house reeked. My mom yelled at me and my dad gently reminded me that wouldn’t have happened if I’d gone outside.
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Have fun
just make sure you wash your hands after u devil
Someone get this animal off the streets
😆 yeah they’re going to smell it
Brings me back…
I love me some weed but Unless you’re in your mid to late 20s . I’d reconsider it – your brain’s not fully cooked yet and you might screw up the recipe
Wash your hands and brush your teeth and tongue and the roof of your mouth after. Gargle some mouth wash if you’ve got it. Change your shirt and turn it inside out in your laundry basket. Stay away from open windows or AC/fans. And wait a few minutes after you finish before going in, the smell will hang on you a bit.
You Dirty Devil, You.
Consequences will never be the same
Throw whatever clothes you wear immediately in the drier. Dont have to run a load but i always found that it kept the smell from spreading once i went back inside.
Just remember to take them out before you go to bed lol
You should smoke weed with your parents, see what happens.
Oh no! What a nightmare
Nice, that’s how you do it.
They’re going to know
It’s like Jr. high In the ‘70 all over again
Put a dryer sheet in a toilet paper roll and exhale through it
Dude.. you’re 37
My childhood bedroom window had no screen so I’d load up a bong or a doobie and put it on my window. Then go outside and smoke. Good times…
Period
😲
Man ur so cool
Cheers
How dare you 😂😂😂
“Ya filthy animal”
Right here fbi we have him it’s Satan
Be careful you might get shipped to EL Salvador
Shit. If I secretly rolled a joint and smoked it outside I would have been in big trouble ….. cause I didn’t share. Haha
r/madlads
I did this once thinking they wouldn’t see me in the backyard smoking in the dark.
My dumbass 16 year old self didn’t realize the cherry on a joint brightens when you take a puff, they saw a “floating” flame and checked it out, I was halfway and they made me put it out and throw it away, good times lmfao
I’m high now and didn’t even expect to get any comment lol. I’m a Christian stoner, so I once read the verse Luke 12:3 that what we keep a secret will be openly publicized, so I’m trying to uno reverse or bypass this verse by publicly confessing what I did by posting here.
I always guess it’s usually why celebrities publicize their secrets, usually in a form of entertainment. Some people call it karma redistribution, but I think they’re just bypassing that verse.
I just told them
I do this about 3 times a week. I just stand at the side of the house out of view of their window. It’s nice.
Someone call the cops!
Make sure to stay home. Please do not drive anywhere.
The year was 1984. Fourteen year old me did this same thing. Nothing has been the same since. I may have accidentally changed the timeline.
Oh the memories
Damn real asf
I forgive you.
That’s a mood op smoke for me
Bro hasn’t posted on Reddit in two years and this is what brought him out of hiding.
I’m calling the cops
think of the children 💔
Sigh to be 15 again
They’re so gonna bust you lol
Hell yeah man
Loser
Those were the days
Enjoy fam
Blaze and the Monster Machines. 👍🏾
Don’t forget to do the exact same thing on 4/20
The closest store was a 10 minute walk from my house. So minimum 20 to go there and back. We would say we are going to the store, go outside and smoke a joint and be back in side 5 mins later and thought we were slick and no one knew what we were doing.😂😂😂
Straight to jail for you!
As long as you don’t get caught, you’re doing great!
Me most nights 🙌
Remember that everyone knows you’re high.
Don’t bro. Don’t ruin your life
Nice job. How does this make your life better?
Paranoia setting in @3, 2, 1 gooooooooooo………….
Dude they know….they can smell it …. just act normal…
Breathe. What time is it? It must have been at least 20 min. Ago I smoked.
Damn, it’s only 3?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Light it up! 🔥😶🌫️
When I moved back home after college I would blow smoke out my window and my mom would just assume there was a skunk outside, so adorably naive
Hits different to be out there in the night cold af in the silence all alone
Listen to UFOrb by The Orb
Don’t open the weed inside your house 🤦♀️ it’s gonna smell like a dispensary 😂
you’re a danger to society.
Welcome to teenage years
Just know that if I could smoke less weed as a teenager i would. I’m 30 now and my memory is shit
Nobody gives a fuck about someone smoking weed anymore. Unless it’s laced with PCP. Then they’ll be jealous of the awesome time you’ll have.
Sorry kid, straight to jail
Ahh i remember those days
First time I got caught smoking weed was when I did this
Take a lesson from me, at least walk down the street or something. If you’re rolling something, it’s going to stink. They can smell that shit, even a little after. Or just on your hands and breath.
Be careful and always use in moderation. Don’t drive high
Noice!
okay 👍
I do the same thing… however I am the parent. (Kids are 19 and 22 so relax, no child endangerment is happening.
Atleast you have the dignity to do it outside
Good that your going outside to smoke it, my daughter did that but stayed inside and got caught. I asked why she didn’t just go outside, no one would have known.
Your parents won’t smoke with you?
God you’re cool…
Can we hang out sometime?
Hi there most of my childhood, how’s it going?
When will the crime wave end?
Basically every 20 year old in my neighborhood. . .
I remember those days
I’m 41. I still won’t smoke anywhere near my mom’s house when I’m there haha. And I’m an every day smokey.
Ya I remember those days. Would make me nervous and I’d have to poop 😔 😭
Ahh I used to do this with hash when I was living with my soon to be in laws. Ima bout to roll up a fatty again tho
Just make sure you don’t do it outside there open window. Made that mistake once
I don’t even leave my room😭😭
I’m 23 and I still wait until they go to bed. I’m not scared of getting caught, I just understand that they don’t care for the stuff and I don’t want to do it around them out of respect
Fellow redditor. You’re going straight to hell, devils grass leads to cults and cults lead to satanic worshipping and orgies.
We will pray for your soul. But also, enjoy the bodily fun your chosen path has set you on.
Classic
Please just know the pressure to enjoy counterculture and rebel doesn’t mean that what you must enjoy.
I was one that never bodily agreed with the effect of THC. I tried in my late teens, early twenties, and late 30s. Never got the euphoric sensation, just agitation. I hope it bodes well for you and is only productive. But if not, it’s completely fine. I found the very occasional cigar was rhythmic and soothing. Then my ultimate zen in the sporadic smoking pipe was my nirvana.
Those were the days, treasure these times
Just smoke it inside bruh they won’t know
Is it their weed???🤔 cause if not, this is just life, right?🤗
Bro, put on some music, enjoy the weather, try to name the top 10 coolest things that happened to you. Doesn’t have to be in order. Enjoy!!!
FYI, the smell of the weed itself is almost if not more strong than the smoke. Do everything outside.
Don’t for get get the tp roll and dryer sheet ready 😆
Word up
You should play some Zeppelin
You’re probably the type of animal that would smoke weed at his own confirmation!
Probably smarter than doing it in your room like me.
Those were the days
Just gonna say homie, they know.
You absolute rebel, you.
I know, I know. Getting ready for the rerelease of Pink Floyd Live at Pompeii and Cheech And Chong’s Last Movie.
Yea man, I did that when I was a teenager too
Fuck I remeber those days. My folks slept like they were dead so I pretty much could roll it and walk around with it in my mouth around the house with zero worries.
I’ll never forget though one night I was outside lighting up and one of my folks got up to use the bathroom.
The bathroom window.was right above where I was and I just froze.
After they were done (which ever one it was) went to the kitchen and locked the back door thi king everyone was in for the night.
I waited another 1 or 2 hours before I crawled back in through my bedroom window.
I love being an adult now and not dealing with that, but I kinda miss the stupid giddy thrill of it.
One time I didn’t go outside cus the smell always cleared by morning if I just blew the smoke out the window. I got home late and assumed my parents were in bed. But it turns out my parents weren’t asleep and their car wasn’t in the garage. So they got home about 30 minutes later and most of the house reeked. My mom yelled at me and my dad gently reminded me that wouldn’t have happened if I’d gone outside.
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The hell is wrong with you man?
“You can always tell a dope fiend by the semen encrusted stains on his pants from constantly jacking off when he can’t find a rape victim”
Reefer madness.
your parents probably know
Straight to jail
Wow I’m old
Enjoy the trip bro 👊
This is for confessions, not your average everyday stuff bro
Are you going to hotbox your car
Daring are we?
My dick gets hard reading this
Watch out y’all, we got a loose cannon over here
There’s police air patrol out looking for you bud, call it tonight it’s not safe