A guy I was into told me his balls smell like… salt and vinegar chips. Is this a thing? Like, is there any world in which this is normal or even slightly okay? Or is this just one of those weird guy things I wasn’t prepared for?
A guy I was into told me his balls smell like… salt and vinegar chips. Is this a thing? Like, is there any world in which this is normal or even slightly okay? Or is this just one of those weird guy things I wasn’t prepared for?
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sounds like he needs to have better hygiene practices
Gross. Nothing to be proud of that’s for sure.
At least it’s better than white cheddar popcorn
I would say that’s a “normal” BO smell on day two without a shower, or the morning after going to sleep post workout with no shower.
It doesn’t indicate a medical issue, but does indicate the need for a shower.
My experience is that if you shower before a date or sexual encounter, then your balls smell like soap or lightly sweet BO
I think I have experienced that after running like a half marathon, but then you know you can shower after.
If you’ve been busting your ass all day, before a shower you could say that as a joke. But I’d say that to another guy I was working with all day.
Not something you say to a lady, especially without context…like that’s your standard smell? Bro wash yourself.
I honestly thought this was about chips and/or baseball. What the actual fuck.
What the fuck kind of disgusting guys are you into
Uhm, that’s different.
At worst, my sack just smells like a sweaty sack. A bit of a BO twang to it.
BTW, no one better tell me they ain’t scratched their nuts before, and gave your fingers a good sniff out of curiosity.
yeah umm tell him to wash his downstairs.
.. this is what I’m competing with in the dating scene?
He may have a sinus problem that augments his ability to smell his balls. Simultaneously, he may have a yeast issue
Why did he tell you this
He’s probably got a bacteria or yeast infection.
Is he sniffing his own balls? Wtf man.
Lays, McCoys, Utz?
So, there’s a solution to that, maybe this guys isn’t familiar with it. It involves the use of a shower, soap, and the application of that soap to the balls, followed by a rinse.
Sorry. Had to be said. I don’t get why it’s an issue for some people. Wash your junk, if you want someone else touching it, and especially if you want them to do more than touch.
Did you ever tell him you like salt and vinegar chips previous to this?
If a human body (or part thereof) smells acidic sour, like vinegar, I’m going to guess that it’s from bad hygiene, and that’s the best case scenario. I’d be praying it’s not some infection.
Talk to him. I can’t believe he hasn’t sensed there’s something wrong here.