That’s it. Exactly what it sounds like. Scratching an itch in the ass feels like heaven. If there’s a heaven, that’s what it must feel like or it’s not heaven.
Especially after holding that itch for a while. Like after a bike ride or if ur in public. Scratching the final itching is mind numbingly pleasurable.
It is amazing.
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My love has always an ichy back and my nails are sharp as fuck. Skin is completly red after my help but the face is pure bliss.
Dont think its unpopular tho!
Are you saying that because it was itching inside your ass?
No need to make up reasons, we won’t judge.
Your “heaven” is someone else’s “hell”!
In or on? This is extremely important
IN the ass? Like scratching your prostate?
On the cheeks or in the rectum?
Or even the surface of the asshole? though i’d imagine that to pop some hemorrhoids
Did you JUST scratch your ass?
Some things just don’t need to be said.
Honestly they’re not wrong. It’s oddly one of those things no one talks about but everyone low key understands. Simple primal relief hits different.
You needing worming, boy.
He who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly fingers!!!
Scratching the fuck out of chigger bites and pouring alcohol on it , enters the chat
Qtips in the ear has it beat
Best is when you fart away the itch along with stomach pain 😫😌
An itch in the ass is one of the worst experiences possible (if you’re not at home)
If you think that feels good…
Sometimes, when I’ve got a really itchy butt, just on the inside, I think to myself, “maybe Richard Gere was onto something!”
This is not an unpopular opinion.
This post is very wholesome actually.lol
I raise you a certain kind of pee you’ve been holding in and the release almost feels orgasmic.
I’ll double down and mention that sometimes, on a moon lit night, you can scratch your ass and pop a pimple you didn’t know about. The cheek scratch pop.
You ever get an itch in the middle of your back, and it’s driving you crazy but you can’t find something to scratch it with, but then you do and it’s totally disappointing? That sums up my entire life.
I smear it with jam and let the ants sort the itchy
That’s a very deep point you make.
You must not have a ballsack.