Sex should be a morning activity.

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It goes beyond just morning wood. your sympathetic nervous system, male or female is at its natural peak as you wake up so you’re in prime condition to do a strenuous activity. You haven’t accumulated any systemic fatigue, you’re fresh and energised, ready for the challenges the day has to offer… and why not start upon waking up so your energy levels raise as your progress into the intercourse out of the adenosine thingy instead of diminish? It’s also a good start of the day, no?

And I’m not talking sprinkling a morning session here and there, hell no! Bro I have no energy past 5pm, nothing is enjoyable past 5pm. Evening is for scrolling reels and absolutely nothing else. Sex should only be done in the morning. Even before the coffee date. Dinner date? Go home, cuddle, pass out, do it in the morning.

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  2. faunysatyr Avatar

    I prefer it in the morning and before meals whenever possible.

  3. BrianSaves Avatar

    Morning smashes were always my favorite. Then breakfast.

  4. levitatinglizard Avatar

    Are you familiar with morning breath?

  5. imgonnagetyoub4ck Avatar

    Sex should be done all times of the day

  6. Max_Cherry_ Avatar

    It is already? Best boners are in the morning.

  7. Dismal-Twist-8273 Avatar

    Absolutely not. Mornings are hell, and I’d rather do without them entirely. I can however boink the doink at any time after work until just before bed.

  8. Hot-Yesterday8938 Avatar

    No, thanks. I’m pretty lethargic in the morning. I rather turn around and take another nap.

  9. DebauchedHummus Avatar

    It’s pretty great.

  10. Warimbly Avatar

    I prefer morning sex as well but wouldn’t exclude afternoons/evenings/nights entirely.

  11. spufiniti Avatar

    Afternoon delight is where it’s at.

  12. history-nemo Avatar

    I can’t think of anything worse tbh

  13. sky_lites Avatar

    I absolutely hate morning sex. I’m already self conscious of my body, I dont like my boyfriend looking at me naked especially when he already doesn’t compliment me or make me feel attractive. The light is blinding in the morning but he prefers it that way and doesn’t want any type of blackout curtains, so it’s like having sex in a very bright room and I’m gross no makeup not showered. It’s just awful.

  14. jadskljfadsklfjadlss Avatar

    can i at least have coffee first?

  15. Loud-Magician7708 Avatar

    It’s an all-day event for me. Kinda like THUNDERDOME. Two men enter, one man leaves.

  16. thelesserbabka_ Avatar

    Waking up refreshed and ready in this economy?

  17. Fists_full_of_beers Avatar

    Or make it night, morning and in between. If you have no energy after 5 pm you need to get your health checked

  18. OwlNumber9 Avatar

    Agreed evening is worst. And has an element of expectation and duty, which is not conducive to attention. This is only exacerbated by lethargy.

    But morning time, whilst good for all the reasons you suggest, is best of a weekend when not rushed. Otherwise the day is there, pestering you out of bed.

    No, my friend, for the true connoisseur Early Afternoon Sex is the best.

    Why? Because it has most of the benefits of morning sex you raise, but also because early afternoon is generally accepted to be the time that “you really should have something else to do right now” and so, by deduction, if you’re having afternoon sex it is because you’ve shown your partner a willingness to throw off the shackles of life, to throw away the World for a while and to immerse yourselves together.

  19. Entire_Toe2640 Avatar

    This is so NOT unpopular.

  20. Firm-Needleworker-46 Avatar

    I think post afternoon nap sex is best, but I’m getting old.

  21. DemonikAriez Avatar

    Brother, I think you have a point, and I’m not referring to what’s in your pants.

  22. BeefWellingtonSpeedo Avatar

    Yes you’re highly aroused AKA “The Morning Wood” however be aware of your natural resources that are you are depleting, men.

  23. Death-Watch333 Avatar

    I prefer mornings but my wife prefers evenings. We do it in the evenings. (This is a joke we obviously do it all the time, no matter the time)

  24. budbailey74 Avatar

    Unless in Prison

  25. SlartibartfastMcGee Avatar

    It sounds like you have some kind of undiagnosed medical issue if you’re too tired to do anything past 5pm.

  26. photobomber612 Avatar

    >>you’re in prime condition to do a strenuous activity

    Yeah, like hitting the snooze button as hard as I possibly can.

  27. yesiknowimsexy Avatar

    There’s something so banana pancakes about it that I enjoy

  28. sunburn95 Avatar

    I hate waiting to make sex the very last thing you do before sleep. It’s a physical activity, you wouldn’t wait till bedtime to go for a jog

  29. RX-me-adderall Avatar

    This is a perfect time where the phrase, “why not both?” really does apply

  30. thorpie88 Avatar

    I’m more concerned about you being so knackered you feel like you can’t do anything after 5pm

  31. Xplatos Avatar

    “Easy as Sunday morning” half of this virgin subreddit still thinks it’s about having a lazy day.

  32. neamhagusifreann Avatar

    Men’s testosterone is highest in the morning, so men will agree. Women, probably not.

  33. thatonequietmusicguy Avatar

    Some of the best sex I’ve had was in the morning.

  34. Ardit_B_2006 Avatar

    Sex should be everyday not just morning

  35. Misterfrooby Avatar

    It really is best in the mornings.

  36. Pristine-Menu6277 Avatar

    I have a rebuttal to this but I don’t know how to word it without sounding like I don’t have neurons

  37. tek_nein Avatar

    I like pre-sleep sex a lot better than morning sex. In the morning I’m anxious when I wake up and feel like crap and need to pee. Before sleep I have residual pent up energy that I can work out through sex, it helps me sleep.

  38. SharkDoctorPart3 Avatar

    I’m a big fan of being woken up with sex AND going to bed with it!

  39. 4twentyHobby Avatar

    We have sex a couple times a week. I honestly don’t remember the last time it was in the evening. Always the morning.

  40. Secure_Ad_295 Avatar

    I been married 6 times and not once did one wife ever wanted morning sex hell even see in general was a no once they get ring

  41. No_Spirit9156 Avatar

    Sex should be normal and an everyday activity, with no taboos.

  42. t1nt3dc14w Avatar

    How about a never activity?

  43. PineappleThriller Avatar

    I like morning time but not for anything oral… just sex lol.

  44. GlitterBitch99 Avatar

    No, it should be done 5 times a day

  45. below0zer0 Avatar

    My ex had a much lower libido than I do and would climax quickly if we did it in the morning, so I always preferred nights + after some drinks. He’s an ex for a reason. Once he was done, it was over, and I’d be frustrated for days. Turned me away from morning sex completely and made me feel like a fleshlight to satisfy his morning wood.

  46. FattyCaddy69 Avatar

    Fuck no, I’m not doing anything without 3 coffees first. Don’t talk to me til then.

    Have my upvote

  47. Spirited-Water1368 Avatar

    Nope. We both need to shower and go at it all night long.

  48. RoboRetro Avatar

    Who says it isn’t?

  49. WorkingInAColdMind Avatar

    Gets worse as you get older and staying awake in the evening gets more difficult. I’ve always like morning sex better though.

  50. shellofbiomatter Avatar

    Midday might be the most optimal time for it.

    Too sleepy/groggy/slow in the morning, too tired by the evening.