Short people should use the smaller urinal

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If you’re under 5’5,” you should default to the smaller urinal if there’s only two available. Saw a dude today damn near on his tip toes so his junk would clear the lip of the tall urinal. Like why bro.

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  2. Snifnic Avatar

    I don’t know why this would be unpopular

  3. Lost_Needleworker285 Avatar

    Do bathrooms have different sized urinals??

    (Sincerely a confused woman)

  4. WadeyWWilson Avatar

    As someone who is short I agree with you. It’s easier to use as well. Only use the tall urinal if there are no other options and you really have to go.

  5. Ciprich Avatar

    I’m using whichever one I want to use.

  6. A_HappyPalmTree Avatar

    How do you know his junk was hardly above the lip?

  7. ArguingisFun Avatar

    The small urinal is literally there for children and little people because of the ADA.

    Fucking American education.

  8. Ok_Long_4507 Avatar

    Thanks I am 5’ 6.5” I am good to go.

  9. RotenTumato Avatar

    How is this unpopular?

  10. kurinevair666 Avatar

    I’m female but also short, should I be using a smaller urinal?

  11. noronto Avatar

    I got long balls and need to use the short one.

  12. Zendarrroni Avatar

    I’m 5.10 and I always use the short urinal. The tall one is right at my junk. You have to account for the splatter effect.

  13. CalgaryChris77 Avatar

    It’s for little kids, not short men. lol

  14. EmbarrassedAd9792 Avatar

    Bro. Duh? “Bedrooms should have beds in them. People with shorter legs should wear shorter pants. TV’s should be used for watching videos.”

    Why’d you even post this brother.

  15. NICEnEVILmike Avatar

    According to Workaholics, everyone knows the lower urinal is for the small dick dudes.

  16. oooriole09 Avatar

    Even as a tall guy, I’m using whatever one is available because I’m there to get things done and get out.

  17. Snap_Krackle_Pop- Avatar

    Always use the stall, zero splash back when you sit and have the bonus of TP to dry off that stubborn drop.

  18. rex5k Avatar

    It’s rare that I’ve found exactly two urinals and even rarer that they’ve been different heights.

  19. AwfulUnicornfarts20 Avatar

    Damn. Always thought the short ones were for kids and the well endowed. Who new?

  20. TheFoulWind Avatar

    As a 6’4” man I prefer the smaller urinal actually. Makes me feel like a GIANT

  21. Siglet84 Avatar

    Just stand behind him with your dick out waiting to use his urinal.

  22. DrMantisToboggan45 Avatar

    I can honestly say I haven’t seen a short urinal in probably a decade

  23. iseab Avatar

    There should only be short urinals. I’m tall and the high one are totally unnecessary.

  24. ElectionAnnual Avatar

    Nah. As someone who is 6’2”, the cutoff should be 5’10”. Yes that means most of you lol

  25. The_Lawn_Ninja Avatar

    He’s a big boy now!

  26. Billy_Rizzle Avatar

    Troughs are the superior type of urinals. Height dilemma solved