i smoked one hit off a cart as celebration for passing meps because i was being drunk and impulsive ( stupid i know, too late now ) and it was legit one hit of a vape pen- (pretty strong one so only needed a single hit) if i have to leave around may 12th (over a month from now, writing this april 1st and i smoked last night) will i be clean by the time i get to bootcamp? how can i speed up the process, no synthetic urine or fruit pectin or qcarbo or any of that crap, since i obviously won’t be able to bring that to bct. pls someone let me know if they’ve had a similar experiences kind of freaking out but i only took one hit got violently high because i was clean for 100+ days will i be good in over a month from now if i only took one hit ? for reference im roughly 150-155 lbs in good shape (obviously if im going to the military) and im 22(M)- i pissed clean at meps but i took one hit off a cart after being clean for over 3 months. am i good?
(disclaimer i know im a fucking retard but this is something i really want and i simply had a moment of vulnerability and stupidness it will not happen again, the cart has been disposed of via a river)
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Assuming you’re relatively fit (which I assume you are) you should be fine without doing anything. THC is mostly stored in the fat. Your system should have been clean before that hit, and that will flush out in like 2 weeks at the most. Probably less. You should be fine! good luck at boot camp!
I don’t remember being drug tested outside of my initial visit to MEPs.
I was army going to fort Jackson
If it really was only one hit after several months clean and another month to go you should probably be ok if it is a urine test.
Only a doctor can give you a good estimate of when you will test “clean”. Nobody on this sub is going to be able to do that.
Now as to what you can do: run. Lots and lots of running. Get into some HIT cardio. CrossFit or something like that.
Drink water. Not soda, not coffee. Avoid all “cleansing” products unless an actual doctor recommends one to you.
Your body will detox at its own rate. You can try to increase your natural processes but there is no way anyone can guarantee a result.
The best you can do is work your butt off, drink water, and maybe see if they can move your ship date out by a month.
Buy a piss test kit you can get them off eBay in the UK not sure if you can where you are. If you do get some and you show up for the THC do a bulk for a week cut for a week repeat till date and lots of water all the way through. Id be surprised if it shows tbh, but be aware if they check for other stuff coke n alcohol will stay in your system way longer than just coke would I only mention this as you said you was drinking.
Edit: read the comments realised all I said was already said my apologies .
One hit? Should be gone in 3 days.