Snowmageddon Revenge

Many years ago a major snow storm occurred in my city. While we get a couple of days of snow every season, it’s usually nothing major. However this storm was major.

I had recently become the Mom of multiples and, of course, ran out of diapers (so inopertune) so I began to dig my car out. Ordinarily I would have waited but when you need diapers, you need diapers. I finally clear the car and parking space by dusk and off I went to the store. When I returned, someone was parked in the space. This was an issue. The neighborhood generally did not park in front of my house because I had so many kids to get in and out and I appreciated their kindness.

I know it’s a public street and no one owns the street, but when you dig it out you essentially own the space. Rules are rules. So I went around to my neighbors to find out who parked in the space and found the culprit. Said Culprit refused to move their car. Ok said I, ok. I got you.

I then proceeded to dig out another space. Where did I put the snow? All around her car, which was directly in front of my house. When I was done, the snow around her car was four feet high.

Did she call the police? Yes. Did they do anything. No. They laughed and asked if I had touched her car. I had not. They told her that she should make better choices next time and drove off.

I then poured water on the snow and turned it into a four foot wall of ice. She couldn’t move her car for two weeks.

Never parked in front of my house again.

EDIT: Spelling.