The last physical thing you brought is now made free and available to everyone on earth anytime they want it.
how does this change humanity going forwards?
The last physical thing you brought is now made free and available to everyone on earth anytime they want it.
how does this change humanity going forwards?
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Key Lime Pie. We’re all gonna be fat…ter…
Looks like free general tso’s chicken for everyone!!! You all are so welcome 😉
I bought an RTX 5080
The last thing I bought today was Jack in the Box so I guess that’s free for everyone now.
it was weed
youre welcome ig
You are all getting Peace Lillys . Enjoy your house plants.
I just paid my power bill so if electricity counts as physical… I think we’re set?
If it doesn’t, I also grabbed some 80/20 ground beef on the way home so hopefully people like grilling burgers.
My insurance didn’t cover a bowel prep kit so I paid for it? So, I guess everyone can enjoy free colonoscopy prep whenever they want it from now on.
Sorry for the shitty gift.
Fried chicken… world hunger ends, heart disease skyrockets.
Gasoline. You’re welcome!
Dog food. Dogs everywhere will never go hungry again! Yippee!!!
Groceries.
Groceries? Great. That’s a start.
Free chic Fila cool
Everyone on Earth now has inexplicable, nigh miraculous, 24/7 access to the book Beautiful Bible Stories?
Aw fuck, I’m sorry everybody. That’s on me. I’m so sorry for everything that’s about to happen.
Dog bones for everyone, forever! 🤣
Free convenience store breakfast burritos!
free groceries for everybody… world hunger solved
Gonna be a lot more Taco Bell shits happening in this world.
Pizza
🎼I gave the world a Cherry Coke, and kept it company!🎶
Diet Mountain Dew. A world of caffeine freaks.
Jameson… I love it, but we’re fucked lolol
Hmmm…..insurance co-pay for a colonoscopy.
Delicious cheese scone.
Last thing I bought was a case of bottled water, so, no one’s going thirsty I guess.
coke zero
I bought two blunts
Hair ties.
You’re welcome.
Marijoanna, you’re welcome fellow stoners ✌️✌️✌️✌️
It was groceries.
So, everyone is going to get free steak, chicken, jicama, lemons, honeydew melon, watermelon, coffee creamer, chips, broccoli, and cider.
free ramen for everyone! was already pretty close to free, but ig its a nice subsidy for other poor mfs
Vodka. Fuck yeah.
Nice .. EVERYBODY GETS A GUN FOR FREE!!!!
😝 You’re welcome
Weed. Okay
Diapers! People everywhere rejoice!
Brought where? Like brought home from work or from the grocery store? Brought to the dinner table? Brought to bed?
Chipotle burritos for everyone.
I bought all at once the other day:
A big bag of shredded cheddar cheese, sour cream, refried beans, tortillas, keto tortillas and 2x redbulls. Sorry everyone I had meat at home.
What if you bought a bunch of things at once? Are they all free?
Tide pods, dawn dish soap, swiffer pad refills, swiffer liquid refills, Gillette razor blades, Gillette beard trimmer, Venus razor, Tampax, crest toothpaste, mouthwash, floss… quite a few things
Zucchini for everyone! World hunger is partially fixed?
An Apple Watch. I’m sure Apple will find ways to make money on it seeing as the device itself is now free.
Rogue nicotine pouches lmao, I guess goodluck everybody else bc nicotine use is NOT going down anymore 😭
Last thing I bought was a magnetic game on tiktok to add to the Christmas haul. Lol 😆 free magnet chess game for everyone now we can be entertained with the free alcohol, food, gas, and guns everyone else bought lol I didn’t see that anyone had toilet paper so hopefully we can save enough with all these purchases to afford it since the economy likely runs on it now. Lol
High-end budget laptop. Hell yeah.
Free cans of Fancy Feast catfood for everyone!
Aw man, y’all are gonna get some primo Chinese food.
I have failed you humanity. The last thing I bought is a yarn winder and a kitchen food scale 😂🫠
Plane tickets. But I guess that isn’t physical, so fuzzy’s tacos
Gasoline… No… Wait… Sorry. Caliper grease. Sorry guys.
Chocolate covered peanuts…. I guess mixed with the fried chicken and cigarettes weve got a party
Unlimited wire wrapped G5 harp strings for everyone!!
Oh no….Frank Lloyd Wright tumblers. Sorry y’all
Claritin, shout out to everyone with allergies
An ice sleeve for my arm. I guess there will be less people with tennis/golfers elbow.
does physical therapy count?
I went to an office, my doctor performed a physical service on me, and I had to provide physical payment. can I please gift this to everyone ever? please?
Legos? There’s probably some unforeseen consequences there.
Free lottery tickets – cue Shirley Jackson rolling in her grave.
Free lattes for all ☕️
Dumplings for everyone!
A ceramic non-stick frying pan. That’s pretty cool I guess, no more shitty pans and when one wears out, you just get a new one free!
A car seat travel bag. How boring I’m sorry 🙁
On the plus side they’re pricey so you’re welcome parents?
My Adderall prescription. This could go one of two ways…..
Brought our bought? If brought, in what context?
…3 ft cat6 patch cables.
Woopdie doo.
Free Red Bull…the amount of elementary schoolers having heart attacks is about to be insane…
Haha, I bought eggs 💀💀💀💀
Good news, world! Free Steel Reserve for everyone!!!🤣
When you say physical… uhh. What if we procured physical services?
Poor lady is going to need an ice pack isn’t she?
The egg problem has been resolved!
Soft pretzels. You’re welcome.
I bought feminine pads. So not a huge visible impact, but those with periods are going to be a little happier around the world. It’ll definitely improve some quality of life among people that can’t afford or otherwise don’t have access to such products
Weed gummies. You’re welcome
Groceries, enjoy everyone.
I bought several things at once. Canadian bacon, sliced turkey, microwave rice bowls, and breaded chicken breast chunks from Costco. If all of those things become free for everyone, no one starves anymore.
Congrats on your lifetime supply of buttermilk, everyone.
Where did I bring it?
Free Burritos for everyone!!! I could run for president on that….
Adult overnight diapers (for my 93 year old mom).
Well everyone has free sweet tea pure leaf, and diabetes
Lean ground beef. It seems like a win for everyone except vegans, vegetarians and Hindus.
I bought a succulent Chinese meal, enjoy all!
Groceries. I’m sure that will help a lot of people.
I’m pretty sure it was… Eggs, which is very topical right now huh
Finally! I never have good answers to these but this time I do. The last thing I bought was gas for my car. So you’re all welcome 🙂↕️
Tikka masala curry meal with samosas
Dog treats for everyone 😂😂
Pads and Tampons! Let’s go!!!
Lotto ticket. I don’t think that’s going to work.
Lumber
Knitting needles and yarn. People can be crafty?
Monster Energy, everyone is running around with a huge sugar rush.
I bought a tall boy of Molsen ice. So, I guess everyone us going get tipsy.
Free Starbucks for the world. Enjoy guys.
Dinner
A bag of groceries, enjoy everyone, I’m solving world hunger,
I literally just bought a bunch of different cakes. So you’re welcome everybody 😄🧁🍰
Gas you’re all welcome.
Coffee, grill cheese, cookie
I bought a hat yesterday for my 10 month old. So I guess babies everywhere are getting hats now.
Groceries. I just ended world hunger…bitches!
It’s bought not brought
Free steel toed running shoes for everyone!!!
$15 gas for everyone?
Underwear. Nice
I thought he meant “bought” but no, he said “brought” twice so…I brought my motorcycle to lunch. Everyone on earth gets a free Honda VTX1800. Have fun eceryone.
A lot more smokers. Unfortunately.
Good news, y’all, it’s vodka.
Heh. Sounds good. Free Reese’s cups for all.
Brought?
From where to where?
Everyone gets an Oreo shaped weed grinder on me!
Zyn, enjoy the lip pillows everyone!
Everyone’s drinking white claws. And if they’re anything like me, going to bed at 8pm.