The Stupidest thing I ever done with money. I both reget it and loved it

When I was 20 I hated living with my grandparents. They would call me entitled for asking for the very old Van I grew up in to get to and from work for free. They were selling it for 3k and asked 5k from me. I also was “paying rent” but had no fridge space, privacy, they could walk in, turn on the lights anytime they wanted. Completly disrespected left and right. Terrible people. So once I got my own car I lived in it. It. Was better than living in their house.

I meet these hippies living in their van. They traveled the country making money out of their van. I asked them how they did it. They showed me and now I became a 20yr who was making 5 to 10k usd per month.

First 3 contracts I did responsible shit. Saved, maxed out my ROTH IRA, payed off my 1 year at college.but when i was in Texas after I got paid I was driving by looking for a place to sleep. Saw a strip club. I NEVER been to a strip club before. Wanted to try it out.

So i walked in, the door man said “stop this is a suit and tie only strip club”. I grew up in Texas, a lot of racist in Texas, so i thought he was just being racist thinking I didnt have any money. So I was like “alright bet brb” drove to Walmart. Got a full suit at Walmart. Even got a tie. I just forgot to buy shoes. I went back to the club. The door man laughrd and let me in. Didnt ask for a ID.

I go over to the bar and order a drink, still didnt ask, I see in the mirror behind the bar that the door man was talking to the manager pointing at me. A girl walks by and looks at them then looks at me. She walks up to me and we start talking. She told me they are saying “that kid just causally BOUGHT a suit to come in here, he HAS money” apparently they wanted me out. I was surpised cuz why tf would they care? Yeah some Texans are racist but its more like “black people like fried chicken” racist not KKK racist. Then the stripper told me that this strip club was made for older white men with A LOT of money. CEO’s, Lawyers, Doctors, people with something to lose. I start looking around and sure enough I was the youngest person in that strip club.

I bought the stripper a drink, got like 30mins of dancing cuz I was enjoying her body and the convos. Then she said she had to go to the bathroom. (She really did) So she walked away and ALL the strippers tried to talk to me. One by one. The manager came over and reminded thr girls not to steal clients. But I was talking to one girl who was also black. She told me everyone wanted me because I was young, had money and a lot easier to dance for me because I was actully cute and not some old white guy. She said that with a breath of fresh air so I believed her.

First girl came back. Black girl left. I told her all the girls rushed over cuz i though it was funny expect that asian girl. Im a anime fan so Asian girls are cute for me. She was friends with her, for people who dont know strip clubs the girls normally hate each other, and she offered two girls at once. So my 20yr brain was like FUCK YEAH!!!

She came over and we had another 30min dance and then the first girl asked if I wanted to go to the VIP. I didn’t know wtf that meant. So the first girl said “its more privacy” and im thinking “we been dancing for a hour behind see though glass its to late for privacy” then the Asian girl grabs her purse, pulls out a condom and throws it on my chest.

And despite drinking for the first time of my life, mixing drinks, i had the mental cability to say NO. We kept just doing normal dances for another hour.

The song closing time comes on and the girls leave but I was enjoying the conversation, they were enjoying a young guy over a old guy, so the asian girl, clearly seeing I had a thing for her, said “you know if you have a hotel near here we can do some shows in your room.

I was drinking more after the VIP ROOM so I said Yeah even know I was sleeping in my car. The girls drove me accross the street to a 5 STAR HOTEL!!! That place was UP SCALE!!! I was broke all my life so i never considered getting a hotel room but for the first time I was able to afford a hotel room…. That cost 1000$ a night…. I got two nights…. So this next part happened twice.

We go to my room. One bed. Apparently this is a rich private hotel so stuff like this happens all the time but with older people. So the staff was gossiping about it in Spanish. We get to the room they start stripping, and they asked for payment. So I pay for the whole night expecting to have fun. But when I said that, they where expecting to have FUN fun. And I had a threesome with strippers. The second day they came over again, not even going to work.

I was drunk for a good two whole days. And when I woke up after day 3 I went from having 15k in my bank account to 3k (i did pay all my bills before all this though )

Yeah, I had fun. Was a amazing experience. Aint no way in hell im ever doing that again unless I get Jeff Bazos money