The universe knew not to make me a woman

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I was thinking about it and thank god I’m not a woman, I’d be the biggest slut you’d ever meet. I would be getting pounded day and night. That’s all.

Comments

  1. alteregobobby Avatar

    This is objectively funny. I know you’re serious and that’s okay, but it’s also very funny

  2. x_TrxstNobodY_x Avatar

    You don’t need to imagine what being a ‘slutty woman’ would be like, men already exist who sleep around a lot, the only difference is society praises them for it.

  3. throwaway072652 Avatar

    If you were getting pounded day and night, you’d probably get a UTI, yeast infection, or BV. Not fun at all, very painful actually. Costly trips to doctors with costly rx. Pregnancy scares. Also, most women cannot cum through PIV sex. Would you still get pounded out everyday if you couldn’t cum? Genuinely asking.

  4. PListhebestbandever Avatar

    Don’t think you’re special. I’d do exactly that—climb the ladder by being a true whore, and what’s worse, without any regret.

  5. Noctiluca04 Avatar

    Nah you wouldn’t. It gets really old really fast.

  6. Maimonides_2024 Avatar

    Honestly, I feel kinda sad that I’m not a woman

  7. LeanderT Avatar

    All men are born as sluts. We’re not trusted with that other kind of biology.

  8. i-love-Ohio Avatar

    Won’t stop you as a man, just get Grindr

  9. Round_Hat_2966 Avatar

    Every guy says this, but most probably wouldn’t if they actually were women.

  10. darkredpintobeans Avatar

    Being a gay man is actually the best way to be a slut cause you won’t get pregnant and men are easier to pick up. All you gotta worry about is stds, and there’s meds for most of them.

  11. Mrcostarica Avatar

    Maybe you’d be an objectively ugly woman. Then what? Lower standards?

  12. Onionation Avatar

    ya i had a female friend which the universe knew and make her a woman anyway, her body count was so fucking insane she doesn’t even know lmao

    she’s pretty hot and looks kinda like June Liu (porn star)

  13. Simidubs1 Avatar

    I would go so far as to say that that’s probably the case for most of us

  14. ExcellentDress4229 Avatar

    I hope you only have daughters then!

  15. OptiGuy4u Avatar

    I’ve always said that if I had been a woman, I would suggest NOT touching anything even remotely penis shaped in my house….

    Also yes….I’d be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to return from a long deployment.

  16. ShallowRealm Avatar

    It seems like you just wish you were a woman.

  17. Tk-E621 Avatar

    I’d pound you regardless /s

  18. Capon386 Avatar

    Well, yes, I think your club has a lot of members.

  19. metalyger Avatar

    I mean nothing is stopping you from taking estrogen and getting some cosmetic surgeries.

  20. boardgamejoe Avatar

    I think you think that because you want to pound women all night and day but the moment you became one you wouldn’t be in the mood lol

  21. Gloomy_Ad9753 Avatar

    Same. I’d be making bank living life on easy too

  22. mpreg_puppy Avatar

    You can be a woman, you can be a slut, you can be both, you can be whatever you want to be. Live ur truth 💁

  23. Royal-Orchid-2494 Avatar

    I mean you still can. Have you heard of Grindr? Live out your dreams, bro

  24. Fantastic-Me3635 Avatar

    Well, a plus is you could be a pro escort and have a full bank.

  25. SpaceIsTooFarAway Avatar

    It can still happen, just saying. You don’t even have to get pounded. You can just, like, be chill with it.

  26. funkystay Avatar

    Same, buddy. Same.

  27. Lyndell Avatar

    Mine is that I would absolutely not be able to have a morning routine like most do. If I couldn’t roll out of bed and be this gorgeous I’d be in a much worse place.

  28. twiceBakedToe Avatar

    RIP your inbox 👀

  29. AdministrativeFlow56 Avatar

    If I were a woman I would just masturbate…like a whole hell of a lot.

  30. GirlWhoMakesBetas Avatar

    I had a similar thought when I was about six years old, today I am the closest I can be to a woman.

    And yes, for a while I was promiscuous and slutty, because the supply of guys was huge.

    But today I’m well and married. 🙂‍↕️

  31. ImgayMiku Avatar

    You’re funny, I’m following you home ;3

  32. TheReblogBandit Avatar

    You and me both brother.

  33. poopoopeepeecrusader Avatar

    Wait until this guy finds out the reason why women have way less sex than men is due to biological and anatomical reasons

  34. Vampireskin777 Avatar

    😭😭😭😭omg i’ve never laughed this hard

  35. Ok_Supermarket_6169 Avatar

    Men are more likely to be sluts so what are you waiting for?

  36. Ok-Food93 Avatar

    Thats because you are a man

    If you were a women, youll have to deal with period, sex hormones fluctuating, infections, unwanted pregnancy..

    you can go from damn I wanna be a slut to, damn I wanna be a nun really fast

  37. ukhaus Avatar

    Same bro, same.