I was thinking about it and thank god I’m not a woman, I’d be the biggest slut you’d ever meet. I would be getting pounded day and night. That’s all.
I was thinking about it and thank god I’m not a woman, I’d be the biggest slut you’d ever meet. I would be getting pounded day and night. That’s all.
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Huh
This is objectively funny. I know you’re serious and that’s okay, but it’s also very funny
You don’t need to imagine what being a ‘slutty woman’ would be like, men already exist who sleep around a lot, the only difference is society praises them for it.
If you were getting pounded day and night, you’d probably get a UTI, yeast infection, or BV. Not fun at all, very painful actually. Costly trips to doctors with costly rx. Pregnancy scares. Also, most women cannot cum through PIV sex. Would you still get pounded out everyday if you couldn’t cum? Genuinely asking.
Don’t think you’re special. I’d do exactly that—climb the ladder by being a true whore, and what’s worse, without any regret.
Nah you wouldn’t. It gets really old really fast.
same
Honestly, I feel kinda sad that I’m not a woman
All men are born as sluts. We’re not trusted with that other kind of biology.
Won’t stop you as a man, just get Grindr
Every guy says this, but most probably wouldn’t if they actually were women.
Being a gay man is actually the best way to be a slut cause you won’t get pregnant and men are easier to pick up. All you gotta worry about is stds, and there’s meds for most of them.
Maybe you’d be an objectively ugly woman. Then what? Lower standards?
ya i had a female friend which the universe knew and make her a woman anyway, her body count was so fucking insane she doesn’t even know lmao
she’s pretty hot and looks kinda like June Liu (porn star)
I would go so far as to say that that’s probably the case for most of us
I hope you only have daughters then!
I’ve always said that if I had been a woman, I would suggest NOT touching anything even remotely penis shaped in my house….
Also yes….I’d be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to return from a long deployment.
It seems like you just wish you were a woman.
I’d pound you regardless /s
Well, yes, I think your club has a lot of members.
I mean nothing is stopping you from taking estrogen and getting some cosmetic surgeries.
I think you think that because you want to pound women all night and day but the moment you became one you wouldn’t be in the mood lol
Same. I’d be making bank living life on easy too
You can be a woman, you can be a slut, you can be both, you can be whatever you want to be. Live ur truth 💁
I mean you still can. Have you heard of Grindr? Live out your dreams, bro
Well, a plus is you could be a pro escort and have a full bank.
LMAO
It can still happen, just saying. You don’t even have to get pounded. You can just, like, be chill with it.
Same, buddy. Same.
Mine is that I would absolutely not be able to have a morning routine like most do. If I couldn’t roll out of bed and be this gorgeous I’d be in a much worse place.
RIP your inbox 👀
If I were a woman I would just masturbate…like a whole hell of a lot.
I had a similar thought when I was about six years old, today I am the closest I can be to a woman.
And yes, for a while I was promiscuous and slutty, because the supply of guys was huge.
But today I’m well and married. 🙂↕️
You’re funny, I’m following you home ;3
You and me both brother.
Wait until this guy finds out the reason why women have way less sex than men is due to biological and anatomical reasons
😭😭😭😭omg i’ve never laughed this hard
Men are more likely to be sluts so what are you waiting for?
Thats because you are a man
If you were a women, youll have to deal with period, sex hormones fluctuating, infections, unwanted pregnancy..
you can go from damn I wanna be a slut to, damn I wanna be a nun really fast
Same bro, same.