The men who are afraid to wash their ass, seem to always pressure for anal sex.
The men who want anal sex all the time are the same type to find their pregnant wife unattractive.
The men who find their pregnant wife unattractive are the men who say things like I have to babysit my kids today.
The men who play videogames all night while their partner takes care of an infant are the type to prefer blowjobs to sex.
The men who prefer blowjobs to sex seem to also be the ones who don’t like going down on women.
The men who don’t like going down on women are the same men who are annoyed when it’s “too wet”.
The men who don’t like going down on women also watch the most porn.
The men who watch porn instead of having sex with their partner have a tendency to talk to other women online or at work, and who would see their partner doing any of these things as cheating, but not when they do it.
The men who feel like they are ‘allowed’ to look at porn/only fans/go to strip clubs/check out other women, but their partner is NOT allowed to, are men who prefer anal sex if they can get it.
The men who prefer anal sex if possible are the men who have no problem whining, guilt tripping, or being unpleasant if they are turned down at any point.
The men who sulk when turned down are the same men who are absolutely wrecked by man flu, and cannot handle lifting a finger.
Unless that finger is attached to the hand they are jerking off with,
And then suddenly they can focus just fine.
I know these are generalizations and of course, I am speaking in a sort of sarcastic, dry way, meant to be lightly humorous but also scathing.
Because I am tired of these men who proclaim to be the cream of the crop of masculinity, being repulsed by female pleasure and sexuality.
What is the gayest thing in the entire world ?
The prosecution rests her case.