Years ago when I was young and full of piss and vinegar, I worked for a family hardware store. They had two buildings with an empty lot in between. This wasn’t the designated parking lot so rarely did anyone park there. I happened to be doing some stocking in a room with one of the few windows onto that lot. In pulls a Porsche 914 with the targa top off. Before the guy got out, he threw his fast food trash onto the ground.
I waited until he was in the store so I could see why he was there. Once convinced that he was going to be there for a bit, I went out and dumped the trash right back into his drivers seat, making sure that everything in the bag spilled out. Then I hustled back to my room to watch.
I still smile when I think about him seeing the trash in his seat and looking around in anger. Of course he threw the trash back onto the ground before he drove off, but so what.
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Well-deserved.
Nice.
I would have shoved it underneath the seat to let the order permeate the car but still well done!
I would have made sure to get the special sauce (or ketchup or whatever) on his steering wheel and all over his seats. But that’s just me.
You should have put it behind the seat where he would not have seen it.
You did good.
Trashy is as trashy does
As a very proud 19-year old newly wed I was sweeping outside my front door (UK, straight onto the street terraced house) when a car pulled up at the kerb. The driver opened his door and emptied his ash tray onto the pavement.
I calmly swept it all up into my dustpan, tipped it back into his car and said "I think you dropped something"
The look on his face was priceless!!
Good trash talk.