TIFU allowing the new girl to cut to my hair

Just another fuck up out of multiple fucks up I’ve experienced recently.

When?

Yesterday.

Where?

Hair salon.

Level of fuck up?

Mid.

How I fucked up?

I needed a new haircut, so I went to the hair salon I always go to and requested my usual hairstyle, which was a mid fade. However, what made yesterday’s trip to the hair salon different from all the other trips, was the new girl who recently started working there. It was my first time seeing her, and let’s just say, I was unable to stop looking at her. She was gorgeous. As soon as she caught me looking in her direction, she rotated her empty chair towards me and invited me to have a seat. At that moment, I locked eyes with the person who normally cuts my hair, but he was busy with another customer at the time, so I used my nonexistent powers of telepathy to low key tell him that I was gonna go with the new girl.

Cut to new girl cutting my hair and casually telling me about random shit she’s seen on TikTok. She was so cute, I automatically downplayed a couple of red flags that popped up mid haircut. Red, as in, the colour of my blood. I was literally bleeding at some point. Two points actually. New girl cut both of my ears with the razor sharp hair clipper she was using. She was very apologetic and embarrassed while I was painfully attempting to continue flirting by unsuccessfully trying to get her to give me her number so that I could, you know, keep her informed in case I got an “ear infection” or some shit. Thing is, I didn’t get an ear infection, I got a really bad haircut. New girl panicked after seeing me bleed or whatever and left me with what looked like an uneven mohawk instead of a mid fade.

I could see her becoming more and more stressed out while trying to fix the unfixable, so I thought the following words might bring her some comfort: “You know what, don’t worry about it, I can always shave it all off at home.” New girl broke down in tears when I said that, which prompted the person who normally cuts my hair to abandon his customer to console new girl. I ended up leaving the hair salon with a mohawk that was off center and feeling like the bad guy. I shaved my head as soon as I got home, so now I look like a skinhead.

Tl:dr Allowed the new girl at the hair salon to cut my hair because I thought she was attractive. New girl ended up cutting both my ears and accidentally giving me a mohawk that was nowhere near the middle. She panicked when she became aware of her fuck up, so in attempt to NOT make a big deal out of it, I said I was gonna shave it off when I get home, which made new girl cry, and making the whole thing feel like an even bigger deal and making me look like the bad guy.