In true tifu fashion, this happened a few days ago. My wife got me a sex toy for my birthday. She seemed a bit more excited about it than me, but I was down to try new things. It’s called the “Gluck Gluck” lol. It’s a blowjob masturbator with all the bells and whistles. Lots of moving parts, vibrates and is basically a vacuum sealer for your meat. There’s a button you push and it starts sucking. Lots of pressure. And then it releases air after a few seconds. Kinda sounds like a fart. It was pretty funny. Well we’re doing the damn thang and I reach climax then my wife pushes the button to start sucking. When the pressure releases it shoots my cum all over me. We couldn’t stop laughing. I thought it was some kind of sick joke. No warning or anything. Overall I rate the experience a 4/10. I can only recommend it if you’re not lying down on your back.
TLDR: blowjob masturbator sucks and then releases air out the top of the toy. It will also shoot your cum out.
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Ah, I see you got the angry dragon simulator!
You got the gluck gluck with the poor gag reflex…
So you put the Gluck Gluck on your Glizzy and then you got all Jizzy?
achievement unlocked: cum spray gun
My wife has always wanted to get me one of these for when she’s not in the mood, after the 4/10 rating, I don’t think I’m gonna take her up on her offer
At least you got the full experience without needing to wait for the right moment… though I can only imagine how much cleaner the cleanup would have been if you’d used a towel. Ever thought about adding a suction cup to the toy just in case?
So the Gluck Gluck is a spitter lol
You couldn’t torture this out of me hahaha