TIFU and had too much fun with a sex toy.

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In true tifu fashion, this happened a few days ago. My wife got me a sex toy for my birthday. She seemed a bit more excited about it than me, but I was down to try new things. It’s called the “Gluck Gluck” lol. It’s a blowjob masturbator with all the bells and whistles. Lots of moving parts, vibrates and is basically a vacuum sealer for your meat. There’s a button you push and it starts sucking. Lots of pressure. And then it releases air after a few seconds. Kinda sounds like a fart. It was pretty funny. Well we’re doing the damn thang and I reach climax then my wife pushes the button to start sucking. When the pressure releases it shoots my cum all over me. We couldn’t stop laughing. I thought it was some kind of sick joke. No warning or anything. Overall I rate the experience a 4/10. I can only recommend it if you’re not lying down on your back.

TLDR: blowjob masturbator sucks and then releases air out the top of the toy. It will also shoot your cum out.

Comments

  1. tyr-- Avatar

    Ah, I see you got the angry dragon simulator!

  2. heffercow Avatar

    You got the gluck gluck with the poor gag reflex…

  3. hyundai-gt Avatar

    So you put the Gluck Gluck on your Glizzy and then you got all Jizzy?

  4. GeneralNango Avatar

    achievement unlocked: cum spray gun

  5. Crafty-Scholar-3902 Avatar

    My wife has always wanted to get me one of these for when she’s not in the mood, after the 4/10 rating, I don’t think I’m gonna take her up on her offer

  6. avid-learner-bot Avatar

    At least you got the full experience without needing to wait for the right moment… though I can only imagine how much cleaner the cleanup would have been if you’d used a towel. Ever thought about adding a suction cup to the toy just in case?

  7. Trashpandadrifts Avatar

    So the Gluck Gluck is a spitter lol

  8. ilike2makemoney Avatar

    You couldn’t torture this out of me hahaha