Yesterday was the most embarrassing day of my whole damn life.
I (23F), currently live at home with my boyfriend (28M), his dad (49M), and they’re dog. Everyday, I get out of work at about 1 o’clock and everyone else usually gets home around 4. I had worked a super long shift two days ago and when I came home I thought I would give myself some time to do some self care, you know like touch up the color in my hair, shave my legs, long hot shower, etc.
After my shower, I went upstairs to my room and thought I would have some “me time” with some of the items in my bedside drawer. 5 minutes later, I get up to get dressed, do some cleaning, make a snack, then head to my office to game. By this time, the boyfriend’s dad has been home, we’ve said hello, chatted about our day, and then gone to play our own games.
I’m playing warzone for a few minutes when I hear him calling for me multiple times, but I couldn’t hear what he was saying, I asked him to repeat three times, but still couldn’t hear. So i set the game down, come down a few steps and all he says to me is…
“Dog found a chew toy.” I guess I had forgot to put my 6 inch dildo away and my dog decided it would be so fun to grab it off of my bed and bring it down stairs next to his dad and new on it like a fucking chew toy. I was SO embarrassed I ran upstairs and immediately called my boyfriend to tell him how I could never leave this office again. My boyfriend was in the middle of a buffalo wild wings cackling so damn hard on the phone as I sat with my whole face being beat red.
Dad and I didn’t speak for the rest of the night, and I had to throw out my dildo. Don’t think I will be need one any time soon now.
(Edit: My bf called me 10 mins later to tell me an embarrassing moment he had a little bit later to make me feel better)
(Edit 2: to the people in the comments asking about why I have one, not really yalls business, but my bf satisfies my VERY WELL.)
“TL;DR: I left my dildo on my bed and my dog got used it as a chew toy in front of my boyfriends dad”
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Dad handled it like a champ.
Dog also handled it like a champ.
Why would someone use a dildo when they have a boyfriend?
From the moment I read that there was a dog, I knew what was going to happen, haha. Well, If this makes you feel better, I played with myself at a very late time and I was roomates with my boss, a restaurant owner that I was working at the time, I was a zombie after finishing, washed my toy and fucking left if in the bathroom sink. My roomate/boss is was an early bird, she is in her 60’s tho. Never said a shit about it, didn’t look me in the eyes for a while. I wanted to die at work hahaha
Imagine what his father must have done with his penis when he was 23.
Does your boyfriend not satisfy your needs with enough pleasure so you require extra help from toys?
Edit: my point is, this tifu is probably a made up lie since the boyfriend was coming soon after 4 so did she really need to use the toy so urgently before he “came” home?
I can swear to god sometime last year there was a post with the same TLDR on this sub
How did you not die of embarrassment and how did the dad not die of laughter
Why in the hell is the guys dad living with you two lol
That’s hilarious! Sure may be a little embarrassing for you, but everybody’s human and these things happen. Just laugh it off and don’t think about it too much. I think your boyfriend‘s dad handled it pretty well actually I would maybe go to his dad and apologize and ask if we could never bring this up ever again, please.He’ll probably agree to that.
Ah it happens don’t sweat about it too much
That dog is a dirty snitch.
I like to think that one day, you and dad can talk about all of the shit he’s seen seen that makes this relatively negligible by comparison haha
Smosh should do this story on their Reddit posts that would be hilarious
“to the people in the comments asking about why I have one,”
What’s with this sex toy shame?? Like what’s with guys all of a sudden getting insecure cuz your gf has a dildo or god forbid wants to use a vibe during sex. Bunch of sissies.
Why are they dog?
I understand it could be embarrassing because was your (hopefully) father-in-law (I really dig what your bf did for you), but I think you shouldn’t feel this way… I know I don’t have any saying on how you should feel, but it is so normal having toys nowadays… If I found out my daughter-in-law had one, I would assume it is for times when she is alone and need some relaxation, not that she is a perv or anything. And e en if I thought she was a perv, even better for my son, right? 😉
Trust me, you guys would be telling this story in a few months with some laughs 🙂