TIFU by accidentally sending a voice message to my boss that was meant for my girlfriend.

So this happened today during my lunch break. I was texting my girlfriend, and in a moment of inspired stupidity, I decided to send her a voice message instead of a text – to be a little flirty, a little bold. You know, keep things spicy.

I record the message. It went something like this:

I hit send… and realized too late I didn’t send it to her.

I sent it to my boss.

My very professional, very formal, very married boss. The man who once emailed the entire company to stop using emojis in work chat. Yeah.

Froze. Panicked. Prayed for a meteor.

Fifteen agonizing minutes later, I get a reply:
“We need to talk tomorrow morning. Alone. Please bring your professionalism.”

I might fake my death tonight.

TL;DR: I meant to send a dirty voice message to my girlfriend but sent it to my boss instead; now I have a meeting scheduled and possibly no job tomorrow.So this happened today during my lunch break. I was texting my girlfriend, and in a moment of inspired stupidity, I decided to send her a voice message instead of a text – to be a little flirty, a little bold. You know, keep things spicy.
I record the message. It went something like this:

“Hey babe… I’ve been thinking about you all morning. If I didn’t have to sit through this mind-numbing meeting, I’d have you pinned to the kitchen counter by now. That dress you wore yesterday? Totally not fair. You seriously have no idea what you’re doing to me. I’m counting down the minutes until I can get my hands on you. Later is going to be fun, just saying 😏.”

I hit send… and realized too late I didn’t send it to her.
I sent it to my boss.
My very professional, very formal, very married boss. The man who once emailed the entire company to stop using emojis in work chat. Yeah.
Froze. Panicked. Prayed for a meteor.
Fifteen agonizing minutes later, I get a reply:

“We need to talk tomorrow morning. Alone. Please bring your professionalism.”
I might fake my death tonight.

TL;DR: I meant to send a dirty voice message to my girlfriend but sent it to my boss instead; now I have a meeting scheduled and possibly no job tomorrow.