TIFU by accidentally sexting my landlord

r/

Yes, it’s as bad as it sounds.

I (26F) just moved into a new apartment. It’s a nice place, small but cute, and the landlord (50s? M) has been super chill. We’ve texted a few times, mostly stuff like “Is the heater working?” or “I’m stopping by to drop off your parking pass.”

Anyway, I’ve also been casually seeing this guy. We were flirting over text, and I was trying to be bold. I sent a spicy message, think “Can’t wait to feel your hands on me” type energy and immediately got a “?” back.

That’s when I realized I had sent it… to my landlord.

I. Died. On. The. Spot.

I replied something like, “OH MY GOD I am so sorry that message wasn’t meant for you I’m mortified please ignore.”

He didn’t reply for two hours.

Then he sent, “No worries. Just glad it wasn’t about a maintenance emergency.”

TL;DR: Tried to flirt with my guy, accidentally sexted my landlord. Now I pay rent in shame.

Comments

  1. zugtug Avatar

    That’s one way to get a discount on rent I guess

  2. Built4thekill Avatar

    For a few seconds, the poor guy thought his porn dreams had became a reality 🤣

  3. Temporary-Peanut2784 Avatar

    When I’m sending these types of messages I stare intently at who I’m sending it to. 

  4. Karash770 Avatar

    So he won’t come over to fix your pipes?

  5. IzSilvers Avatar

    Hey, hey! I’ve seen this one. This is a classic!

  6. nico87ca Avatar

    Haha. He got a good laugh and didn’t make it extra awkward.

    You might be one of the lucky people who got a nice landlord

  7. I_make_switch_a_roos Avatar

    if you play this right your rent may go down

  8. Just_Opinion1269 Avatar

    …and probably got a discount

  9. Boyota4Bummer Avatar

    “Ohhh no step landlord. I’m stuck. I’m stuck in the dryer. Could you PLEASE help me?!”

  10. Fostersteele Avatar

    You should have immediately responded.

    Signed, the heater

  11. Cololossal Avatar

    Looks like chat gpt format 

  12. EntshuldigungOK Avatar

    Should have followed up with “Rent Reduction in progress?”

  13. aleqqqs Avatar

    Landlord: Sounds like you are in need of some plumbing

  14. AlwaysDTFmyself Avatar

    AI is getting lazy.

  15. llafsroh Avatar

    Welcome to being human. Your landlord seems pretty chill. I say never mention it again & you should be fine.

  16. loneworker Avatar

    It took him 2 hours to compose himself after knowing that message not for him.

  17. Ars-compvtandi Avatar

    😂he doesn’t care. You care way more than he does

  18. 0ddm4n Avatar

    Tldrs go at the start.