TIFU by accidentally sexting my mom instead of my wife

So my wife and I (both 30s) were doing that cute long-distance flirting thing while she was out visiting family. Nothing graphic… at first. But it escalated. I’m talking “when you get home, I’m doing XYZ” levels.

At one point, I sent a particularly steamy message that included the phrase “I’ve been a very bad boy and need you to punish me.” I even included a 😈.

And that’s when I realized I sent it to my MOM.

See, I’d just texted my mom earlier that day about some groceries she needed me to pick up for her. Her name and my wife’s both start with “Ma” and… yep. Autocomplete screwed me.

The worst part? She replied.

“Sweetie… I think this was meant for someone else. At least, I hope it was.”

I didn’t respond. I literally put my phone in the freezer like that would undo it. I still haven’t looked her in the eye since.

TL;DR: Sexted my mom instead of my wife. She responded. I am now spiritually deceased.