My sink was leaking and I texted my boyfriend, “The guy’s under the sink now 😉 maybe I should thank him personally once he’s done 😏” followed by… well, stuff that shouldn’t be repeated.
Except I didn’t text my boyfriend.
I texted the plumber.
Yeah. The plumber. The man currently under my sink fixing a corroded pipe in silence.
I realized it instantly. I felt my soul leave my body. I heard the chime on his phone, under the sink. He paused, checked it, and then sloooowly came out and gave me a look like I’d offered him a very illegal tip.
I apologized. He just nodded and kept working. Didn’t say another word. Finished the job and left without charging me for labor. I still don’t know if that was kindness or fear.
TL;DR: Tried to sext my boyfriend while the plumber was working. Accidentally sexted the plumber. He gave me free plumbing and silent judgment.
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““The guy’s under the sink now 😉 maybe I should thank him personally once he’s done 😏” followed by… well, stuff that shouldn’t be repeated.”
Repeat it, please. This is Reddit.
Well you’re a sext worker now
Nice ai bro
That’s ok. I’m a plumber who once accidentally sent a risqué text to a female customer instead of my wife haha
On today’s episode of things that never fucking happened
19 day old account with no comments and this as the only post. Does this sub not have bot/KF monitoring?
funniest TIFU I read in a long time, fiction or not lmaoo – thanks for sharing
“ma’am .. I’m just here to lay some pipe!”
Why would you tease your boyfriend about thanking a plumber?💀
It’s NOT a fucked up if it saved you money. lmao
Pretty funny actually
I almost believed this until they said the plumber left without charging them. Right…
Plumber was thunking “How do I explain this to my partner?”
I don’t know anything about plumbing but I imagine this is just an occupational hazard.
Oh no, that’s mortifying! Laugh it off, you’ll survive!
There’s a subreddit where people post when they do this kinda thing on purpose (I think it is mostly made up fictional stuff, though).
LOL, reminds me of this old Jack O’Shea classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xYu2WrygtQ
It’s a shame he wasn’t open to it!
Sexting your boyfriend on what you should do to the plumber?
“He gave me free plumbing” is that what it is called now?
How to get free services.
Don’t worry. Plumbers have seen some shit
That plumbers name? Albert Einstein
Lads bot farming on this subreddit is out of control
The internet is dead
“Accidentally”
The stuff that shouldn’t be repeated was a picture of you holding a giant dildo right behind his plumbers crack. Hence the look he gave you.
Sext the pizza boy next and you have the entire plot of an adult film from the mid-80s
At least mail him his check. He still did the work
He for sure showed all of his coworkers.
Cinemax used to make a fortune on plotlines like this.
Why would u tell ur bf u were going to cheat on him?
Kindness out of pity
My dad is a plumber so I don’t wanna think about this lol. My dad did tell me once that he went into an old lady’s house and she had just a house coat on and he had to follow her up the stairs and she said “sorry I have no underwear on” lol I’m sure he has more stories, but wouldn’t tell his daughter about them.
Did he have a Handy Folding Bucket?
Well he cleared pipes today
All of these « I accidentally texted my … instead of my … » posts have been getting repetitive lately. ChatGPT much?
How is sexting your partner talking about pleasuring another man? Lol
Nice movie plot.
This should be on r/TIMTU instead.
That’s how the porno I just watched started out
Yeah if my girl sent something like that to me I’d leave her on the streets
Was the plumber hot?
Thank him personally? The plumber? What fucking relationship is this?
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>He gave me free plumbing and silent judgment.
this can mean so many different things…