Last weekend was my girlfriend’s birthday and I got invited to her family dinner. It was the first time I met her parents, and I was so nervous.
Things were going well until her mom said, “I hope I don’t look too old in this dress,” and I, trying to be charming and funny, blurted out, “No way, you’re a total MILF!”
Silence. Horrifying silence. Her dad coughed. Her mom blinked. My girlfriend looked at me like I’d just confessed to war crimes.
I stammered, trying to backpedal, and said, “I meant like… in a complimentary way? Like you’re hot… but not like I’m trying to… oh my god.”
Dinner resumed in awkward silence. I still get texts from my girlfriend saying “MILF boy” anytime I try to win an argument.
TL;DR: Called my girlfriend’s mom a MILF at family dinner. Did not recover. May never.
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Ive seen this in movies before.
You realize this will never escape you right? Lol.
You’re all good. Be glad your gfs mom is a milf. If you guys stick together you know what she will look like someday.
“Accidentally” 😉
But, is the mom hot or what?
Did you maintain eye contact to establish your dominance?
She appreciated the compliment. Just don’t keep saying things like that. At least for awhile.
Hahahahahahahaa!!
lol your cooked🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for sharing this with us. At least we had a good laugh 😂🤣
Why does this feel like AI?
Did you FU? You may have just tilled the earth, my friend.
Thanks, chatgpt
If the gf and parents can’t have a good laugh at that then it’s time to move on
Now you’re in the circle of trust.
Another totally legit story from a totally legit account. Reddit will eat this up!
If you make it past this…. This will actually help with any insecurity your GF feels about her looks as she gets older
I think I would leave the country lol
well well well if it isn’t the MILF boy >.> gg hope you told the father how to behave as long as he lives under your roof.
You gotta high-five the dad every time you come in now and give him a “congrats, bro”. Maybe they’ll come around to it, maybe they’ll hate you. Either way, lookin forward to the sequel.
“Milf boy”…. I haves feeling that’s going to stick.
Ok ChatGPT, write me a generic tifu post.
Its bad but secretly mom appreciated the comment. I will take being called a milf any day🤣
A bunch of AI commenters responding to an AI slop post. We’re all cooked
Your only FU was not telling her dad that “he’s a lucky man” and to “keep an eye on her” with a wink.
You should have winked at your girlfriend and then said after: “Or should I say….. GILF?”
Too funny. If you end up marrying your girlfriend, it’s something you will have a good laugh over in years to come. My kids and grandkids still laugh at blunders my husband said! Makes a good dinner party opening to break the ice!!
You made her night, you have an ally now.
Unfortunately, that term has become too normalized and accepted in society.
People use it all the time as a compliment, both men and women.
So yeah, you fucked up, but seems like it was an honest mistake and nothing ill was meant by it
You do know what the LF in MILF stand for, right?
This is a great story. If it is the right family they will jokingly bug you about it till you are and elderly person
Now you are on her speed dial
Think you’re good. Once I got invited to my gf at the time’s very nice birthday party dinner with friends and her 19y.o sister was there. Now my friends and I we grew up a little rough around the edges and these people were all more of the churchy type. My best friend made a toast and it was awesome super nice things to say and everyone gave him a there there so to speak.. and I wanted to make a toast as well so I stood up and said, “Here’s to glory, here’s to honor, if you can’t cum in here cum on her”…. Complete silence just everyone staring at me like I was the dumbest idiot they’ve ever seen.. still makes me a little sick to think about sometimes.
We are engaged now and everyone always jokes about looking forward to my toast when we are all out together.
Always great when your brain remembers what the F means. I wouldn’t do it again but I’m sure she took it as a compliment and you guys will recover.
The French Foreign Legion is still recruiting, as far as I’m aware. Might be worth looking into.
GPT again. this sub is dead because people can’t distinguish AI generated text. or maybe the other comments are fucking AI too.
Is your girlfriend named Stacy?
Yikes, that’s a foot-in-mouth hall of famer!
The seed has been planted
And then you woke up…
I commented on a friends IG post saying she was the hottest milf I know lmao completely forgetting what MILF meant. She liked the comment haha
I feel this post is a lie
Should have pointed to the girlfriend and said, “That’s what she said, anyway.” Dance, dance, dance.
You opened the door. I can’t wait for the post in a few years “Wife’s mom got drunk, seduced me…” lol
‘MILF boy’s your gf is a keeper, lol
u/bot-sleuth-bot
In many societies it’s forbidden to even speak to your mother-in-law much less your girlfriend’s mom. Oh no and the taboos all have to do with avoiding sexual impropriety. MILF boy I like that though it’s funny