TIFU by accidently letting a sexual innuendo slip out to the HR lady at work

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The fuck up actually happened last week. For reference, I’m 6’5″ tall. While passing her in the hall at work, she made a remark about hall tall I am. As someone who honestly would like to be a little shorter, I replied “You can have a few inches.” Immediately after say that, I was thinking to myself that I hope she doesn’t take that the wrong way. I really did NOT want to hit on her. I have a girlfriend, and I would never cheat on her.

Today, the same HR lady was helping me find a new computer mouse with a cord. It wasn’t long enough, and she made the comment that “Sometimes we could all use a few more inches.” Yikes! I’m hope she realizes that I’m happily in a relationship.

Just thought it was a funny story that I wanted to share with someone.

TL;DR: I unintentionally flirted with the HR lady and she flirted back.

Comments

  1. ELPhantasmo97 Avatar

    She didn’t flirt back, she just gave you the same energy

  2. Wraithei Avatar

    Well that could have gone alot worse 😂
    More a faux pa than a fuck up

  3. K_Click_D Avatar

    Fantastic. She gave as good as she got, you’re in the clear HR wise which is the main thing, seems like she likes you lol

  4. Curtis Avatar

    I’ve done coke with an HR manager before, the title is way over blown.  

  5. AllanfromWales1 Avatar

    Tall people need longer mouse cables?

  6. pyroskunkz Avatar

    I know a couple people who work in HR, and they all confirm that HR people are in fact the biggest HR nightmares.