I (17f) I am not a big on line shopper, I like to browse but I don’t often buy thing because I prefer to buy thing second hand when possible to conserve money and help reduce waste. But today I wanted to buy something you can’t buy second hand, a vibrator. This is my first time buying somthing like this so I was already a little jittery and nervous. Well I spent time picking one out and I found one i liked that was in my price range, I hit add to cart but when I went to cart I couldn’t find it and was really confused. I looked in the saved for later but it was gone. Well turns out I hit add to list instead. The only list i have is a shared list for Christmas time… A shared list with my family. My aunt, uncle, mother, father, cousins, and Nan. I obviously deleted it but last Christmas my aunt said that she got email notifications when things were added and deleted from my list. This was all 20 minutes ago so I’m legit shaking while writing this. My family is mostly chill so I’m not worried about them like disowing me or anything but I also don’t want my family knowing. Also I know that even if they do see it they’ll never say anything but i’ll always have this fear that my nan knows. Does anyone know if the email thing is true?
TL;DR- Tried to discreetly buy my first vibrator but accidentally added it to a shared family Christmas list possibly triggering email notifications to my entire family. Deleted it immediately, but now I live in fear that my Nan knows.
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Oh God. I hate these tech features for this exact reason đđ trauma waiting to happen
Iâm probably your Nanâs age and let me promise you this. Your Nan was 17 once too, and 17 year olds are horny little sacks of hormones, no matter what decade they were born in. And most likely, she still has a sex drive. She may not want to admit it or talk about it, but she was once horny like you at that age. Also, sheâs had to have sex, or you wouldnât exist. So donât seat it too much.
If it ever comes up, and youâre brave enough, own it. âYeah, Iâm just like everybody else, including your generation. Whatâs your point?â
Also, look up âpocket rocket vibratorâ. They are small, cheap and very effective.
Depending on your family, this will be talked about in a joking manner at all family gatherings for the next few years at least. I know mine would if something like that happened.
I have no idea if the email thing is true but I assume it is.
My suggestion is that you buy the vibrator — or buy two vibrators — and give one to your Nan for Christmas, and pretend that it was for her all along.
If it helps, your aunt, cousins, parents, siblings, neighbors, and everyone you see on TV? They all masturbate. ALL of them. and they all know you do too.
Relax.