So this is about my cat, Cheeto a 50% fur, 50% chaos, 0% brain cell kind of creature.
Today’s events began when Cheeto made the executive decision to dance to the beat of his own meowth. My roommate’s in the hallway when I hear her yell
Fuckinng Cheeto. Stop tripping me, you little bastard.”
Followed by a loud thud and an even louder, “CHEETO!!!”
I crack my door and ask, “Uh… you good?” She shouts back, “Don’t come out here, I’m getting out of the shower CHEETO TRIPPED ME!”
Fast forward I’m peacefully asleep that night when my brain gets jolted awake because Cheeto decided to bite me directly in the nose.
Not satisfied with his day’s work, he then jumps into my dresser drawer. But instead of landing like a normal cat, he manages to take the entire dresser down with him in one majestic crash.
This animal’s final brain cell is working at half power and pure spite.
I love him, but I’m starting to think he’s the reason we can’t have nice things.
TL;DR My cat tripped my naked roommate, bit me in the nose while I was sleeping, and pulled my dresser over. He’s orange. That’s all you need to know.
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My orange boy had the r/OneOrangeBrainCell today. I think he’s almost done with it.
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Ahh, dually blessed and cursed fate of Oranges.
Some are lucky to be born with access to the 1 braincell they all share, others have lost this connection. Yet these fuzzy little creamsicles are so precious 😻
*an
Did you use AI to write this?
My orange cats have never been like that. The black and white cats we have are the ones that are constantly acting a fool lol
They make brackets to secure furniture to the wall. You should get some before Cheeto becomes a pancake. Those things kill kids all the time, I’m sure it could kill a cat.
Do what I did: I went to the dollar store and bought TEN of those mouse toys that make chirpy/squeaky noises anytime it gets touched and started tossing them all around the living room. I eventually had to reboot the cat from overloading the processor, but I did get some peace.
My orange bites my nose every morning to wake me up and feed him
My orange cat slept on my pillows & smacked me in the face when he wanted me to wake up. When I hid under the pillows so he couldn’t find me, he’d cryyyyyy. I miss that orange menace every day
You have the perfect cat, BTW
Cat LPT: always get two cats. Single Kitten Syndrome is totally a thing, and it makes them absolute terrors. Plus, then they can entertain each other, so kitty is less obnoxious.
Get a tortie for a winning Jean and Jorts combo!
You post about a cat and don’t share a photo?
Pay your cat tax!
Go Crimez! Cheeto is just expressing the rituals of his ancestors.
I had an orange for 18 years, he must have been the exception to the internet rule. so smart.
My Orange menace Georgie will hide in wait and pounce on your ankle to hug it and bite you. Not enough to bring blood but it makes my wife scream. I just shake him off. Right now he’s asleep on my lap. Pretending to be cool. I love him.
He tripped your naked roommate and she still isn’t moving out? I think it’s time to do something nice for her. Your cat sounds like a hilarious furball of chaos.
I had an orange cat as well, and she did the nose biting thing as well. one time she did it waking me up, and in my mostly still asleep state reflexively decided to bite her back, the front half of her face went into my mouth i immediately regretted my actions cus it was gross (i didnt actually bite her don’t worry) and it made her scream and run away.
she was afraid of me for a few hours and was also afraid of being near my head for a while but at least i wasn’t getting my nose bitten in my sleep
I miss my Oliver really hard after reading this story lol.
I have loved every second of my little orange shithead 🤣
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I am way too tired to be on the Internet. I read that as “Cheeto made the executive decision to beat off in his own mouth.” Good night
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Our former Cheeto getting to the very top of the deck. How he got up there is a mystery. He’s blind and fearless. The adorable little menace was recently adopted. 🧡