TIFU by asking my boyfriend for flowers

Okay technically this happened yesterday but still.

My boyfriend (V) and I just moved in together into a house my uncle owns. He lives two doors down and is excited we’re excited about having a yard and I’m attacking the very grown over flowerbeds. I’ve been over a few times because he’s loading me up with garden tools rather than having me buy my own.

The other day we were in his garage and I noticed a drop leaf table that had belonged to my grandpa and I askedy uncle if I could buy it from him. He just gave it to me.

I spent several hours scraping tobacco tar off the table and cleaning it up and I thought it would look really nice with flowers. I knew V had been off work about half an hour and since he wasn’t home I thought maybe he went to the store so I called him to ask if he’d pick up some flowers. He’d just left the store and I just playfully said, “Did you happen to get me flowers?”

Now. There was a moment of silence. I thought that moment of silence was a “shit that would have been a good idea” silence but instead he goes, “HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW.”

He’d already told me he was going to the store to buy cat food (I forgot this) so he thought he was being all sneaky to surprise me with flowers and he immediately said he wanted to fight me (playful).

Tl;Dr: I jokingly asked my boyfriend if he happened to buy me flowers, which he had, and I ruined his surprise for me, and he pouted the rest of the night