TIFU by attempting to steal a bag of fries that cost €1.50 because I’m super broke. Turns out I’m the one that got robbed.

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Attempted to steal a bag of fries because I need something to keep me fed. Used a calculator and all to make sure my groceries came to a round 10. But got hit with 11.60. Told the guy I’d go put it back but said “ugh fuck it.”. Security caught up to me and I gave the fries back.

Went home and decided to read the receipt and lo and behold, a bag of fries paid for.

I probably got double charged at the counter. I’ve also issues that make me exploitable. And this was my first attempt at being not good for my own benefit. It’s probably my last.

I’ve lost two days worth of sleep over this. I’m tired, I have no potatoes.

TL;DR: Tried to steal fries. Turns out I paid and handed back a bag of fries that I paid for. The universe is funny like that.

Comments

  1. PanicAttackPancake Avatar

    Why didn’t security check your receipt?
    That’s suspicious.

  2. CloakerJosh Avatar

    Aww man, that’s brutal.

    Sorry, OP. Also, you shouldn’t steal stuff.

    Edit: Please check your messages u/IReallyWantSkittles

  3. VanessaLove666 Avatar

    Omg, it’s like you tried to win at crime and ended up accidentally playing the lottery and losing the ticket—what a day, right?

  4. ImAnActionBirb Avatar

    Go back to the store, speak with customer service. Bring your receipt and keep it simple: “I told the cashier I would put the one bag of fries back, but they double-charged me so I ended up paying for it anyway. Could you please refund me for that?” Done. Don’t over-explain. You’re entitled to keep your money for something you didn’t get.

    Good luck.

  5. BathFullOfDucks Avatar

    Universe did you a favour. You can’t be charged with shoplifting if you paid for something.

  6. gman2391 Avatar

    You have security in your grocery stores?

    I’d go back with your receipt and say you didn’t get the fries. They’ll just give them to you 10/10 times where I’m from, not sure what it’s like in your country though

  7. elysiansaurus Avatar

    What kind of store let’s you check out then voluntarily put back groceries after you have paid?

    This is how it normally goes: oh I don’t have money for that. Hand fries to cashier. Put these back for me.

  8. its_justme Avatar

    I’d bet if you talked to the store manager and explained your situation rather than being an awkward seal you could have made away with more food than you wanted to. Grocery stores have a lot more wastage than one might think let’s just say.

  9. arebello34 Avatar

    r/instantkarma

  10. tale_surovi Avatar

    Two or three nice large potatoes should do the trick next time. Wash, peel if you want, cut, put in water, dry. There’s your bag of fries.

  11. Away_Stock_2012 Avatar

    Just go back to the store with your receipt, they will give you the fries.

  12. Thotslay3r69 Avatar

    Don’t steal lol. Minor crime, minor or punishment. You get what you give

  13. OceanSupernova Avatar

    Awwwh, you’ve got issues that make you exploitable… I’m sorry but big fry is not out to get you. why on earth are so many people constantly telegraphing their issues, we’re all just as fucked up as each other, no need to shoehorn it in wherever you can.

  14. zeherath Avatar

    Broski… dont steal, either find a food bank or ask someone for 2€, its not worth becoming a criminal

  15. qwerqmaster Avatar

    A €1.5 lesson on how not to shoplift, I’d call that a bargain

  16. ybid4u Avatar

    “You all got any of them there french fried pertators?” Hm. Muh

  17. Ddog78 Avatar

    Check if there’s a gurudwara or a Hindu temple nearby. Ask for help. Most of them will freely give food. Shelter too, if they’re able to.

  18. maoinhibitor Avatar

    If you’re broke hit up the food pantry. That’s what it’s for. You can always pay them back by volunteering when life changes for you.