TIFU By Being Congested and Enjoying Prostate Stimulation

Today I (19m) fucked up by having a mirror in my trunk.

For some more context, the day before, I had purchased two benzedrex inhalers for my stuffed nose. I had forgotten and left them in the passenger seat of my car. Evidently, she had seem them but it was still no big deal at that point.

Skip to today, I’m out doing some shopping and purchase a mirror, which I place in the passenger seat of my car. My mother was coincidentally driving in the opposite direction as I was and we pass directly by each other.
I get home, I place the mirror into my trunk, which also had lemon juice, a 30 case of beer, a joint, lighter, and 2 30cc catheter tip syringes.
When she arrives home, about an hour later than I, she greets me like usual and everything seems fine. About another hour later, she comes into my room, frantically crying. Accusing me of doing drugs. Accusing me of using the 18″ circular mirror to snort cocaine off of, using the benzedrex and lemon juice to get high off of, and using the comically massive syringes to inject myself with drugs. She told me she had taken everything out. There was no good explanation, so I just had to bite the bullet and shamefully pull out my suction cup dildos and explain to her that the mirror was just a smooth, easy to clean surface to attach my dildos to. The dull, large volume catheter tip syringes were in order to apply a large amount of lube into my asshole before I fuck it. And that I was in fact not getting high of off nasal inhalers/emon juice, but was congested and had used the juice as a quick way to remove rust.

She then told me she was fine with weed and drinking ( as long as I don’t drive) but to stay off hard drugs, it was very tough to convince her on the benzedrex. She neglected to mention anything about the anal related stuff.

Later today, I go out to find everything placed neatly back into my trunk. I am so fucking embarrassed, just had to admit I like getting my ass fucked in order to save face. My dad came home a few hours later, and didn’t mention anything about it. I pray to god she keeps this a secret. FML…

TL;DR Mom thought the suspicious items in my trunk were for drugs, but they were actually for my dildo setup-mirror for suction cups, syringes for lube, and lemon juice for rust removal.