TIFU by borrowing my ex-wife’s car without her knowledge, to go and spend an afternoon with my new GF

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Title says it all really. My Ex-Wife allows me to use her car – I am a named driver on hre policy and if I am being honest she only did that so she can send me to do all the jobs that she hates – such as running to the recycling centre or getting rid of waste. It is exceptionally rare that I need to borrow her car for anything.

I recently got a new GF and she lives far enough away from my house that It;s awkward to get to by bus. She invited me over this afternoon, so as my Ex-Wife was away for the day, I took a risk and said yes. Unfortunately, someone saw me driving her car away and sent her a text message. She was polite enough to wait until the same person let her know that the car was back before sending me the shittiest of text messages and then exploding at me on the phone.

Oh, and now she’s removed me from her insurance and taken her spare key back, so I can’t do that again.

TL;DR: I borrowed my Ex-Wifes car and she found out and stopped me from driving it again.

Comments

  1. Professional_Call Avatar

    That was a pretty shitty thing to do. She could easily have reported her car stolen (which it was) and, as you took it without her consent, her insurance would have been void.

  2. boersc Avatar

    Seems like you’re off the hook for those errands. I don’t see the FU.

  3. loyalson83 Avatar

    Balls out move bro, but you should probably work on getting your own wheels.

  4. DJ2x Avatar

    The song “Sneaking Sally through the alley” by Robert Palmer has relevance to this story. 

  5. nonexistentchaos Avatar

    Personally…I wouldn’t mind lol looks like you don’t have any more errands to run 😅 maybe a heads up would’ve been best tho !

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